Regard the previous drabble for disclaimers and warnings.

Atomic Number of Four: Four Cheers for Be!

"Yo, ass-hat, what's the next one?" Hidan prodded as they wandered into the parking lot. The youngest led them towards a woulda-been meek white car if it wasn't for the random bright red strip that cut through the sides. The doors were unlocked- "Let's see them get pass the power of Jashin!"- and both their bag were thrown into the back without a care.

The interior of the car was pretty clean except for a few stain on the seats of blood and something else(if you catch my drift).

"Beryllium." Kakuzu finally answered after he buckled in and reached over to do the same for Hidan. He refused to allow him to get a ticket for something so inane.

Hidan cocked his head and repeated pathetically, "Berry-lily-um?"

"No, for once in your life, listen." Kakuzu talked slowly, as if speaking to child(which he was), "Beryllium."

"Oh! Bur-lilium!"

"No."

"Bur-ri-rium! Fuck! I bet this isn't even a damn element! Sounds like a fucking fruit flower!" Hidan accused.

"Oh, how did you know, Hidan?" he replied sarcastically, "Of course, it couldn't just be you being too stupid to pronounce beryllium."

"BERYLLIUM!" Hidan looked surprised at himself, "Ha! Beryllium! Kiss my ass, Kakuzu! Who's stupid now?"

Kakuzu sighed, playing with Hidan's block phone which fortunately was bought before demos were preloaded instead of the full game. Tetris loaded and his large fingers moved blocks with novice speed.

"Still you. Four tries doesn't make you smart."

"Maybe I did that on purpose! Beryllium does have... Uh.. F-four protons! Yeah! Four protons!" Hidan laughed in success, "See, you don't know shit about me!"

"I know you came to me for help. So watch the road and suck it up."

"Pfft. I don't suck, I swallow."

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A/U: Um yeah. In the midst of this very stressful time, I have updated! But yeah, good luck to everyone with all the shit May-June brings. Thank you to everyone who left a review! Time to call y'all out: Yuki, Dagiis, and FullOfAwesomeness44. You guys are full of awesome!