Regard the previous drabble for disclaimers and warnings.

Atomic Number of Five: Boron is for Morons

Hidan rang Deidara's doorbell once and waited. He waited a whole seven seconds, enough time for anyone to dash through their house to answer their door- or so he reasoned. Then he began to ring it rapidly. He literally smashed his left hand against the door in sync with the spazzing bell.

"Hidan! Get the FUCK away from my house, un!" The door swung open, hitting Hidan hard enough to make an average man's jaw dislocate. But fortunately(or unfortunately depending on whose perspective we're taking) he was quite a hardy pest.

Deidara glared at the smiling teen. "I thought you were studying with Kakuzu?" He crossed his arms impatiently. He almost felt guilty about Hidan's darkening jaw but the masochist kept jabbing at it with his index finger in creepy pleasure.

"Well, I was. But get this, he got all PO'ed and fucking kicked me outta my own car! You were the closest house, man." Hidan nudged the blond as if this was such a great honor.

"What did you do?" Usually Deidara wouldn't mind the random visit, but he just got out of after school detention. He was accused of putting some explosive in a certain Hatake's locker. He did do it but no one else was even questioned!

"Nothin', I swear to Jashin! People never believe me when I say Kakuzu's one moody bitch!"

"That's 'cuz you're usually lying, un!"

Hidan put his hands up in defeat, "Alright, alright! So, there was this stupid ass old lady driving in front of us and I was all like, "Move, bitch! Get out the way!" and Kakuzu's just like," Hidan switched to a ridiculously low octave, ""Stop fucking screaming and close your window!" Y'know how he likes to nag."

"Of course." Deidara rolled his eyes but laughed anyway. One of the few reasons he enjoyed having Hidan around was how insane he was.

"But get this," he continued incredulously, "that granny fuckin' gave me this look, like she wanted to get fucked up! So, yeah, I was just like, "Zuzu, she wants a fight! By Jashin's word, I'll give 'er one!" and I started tailgating that hag and honking like bitching mad! Seriously, Kakuzu was so fucking pisssssed." He laughed at the memory of the tantrum his passenger had had.

"And this is him being moody, un?"

Not catching the sarcasm, Hidan nodded energetically, "Finally! Yes! Damn right it was! Then he threatened to throw me out of my car if I didn't let him drive and I was like, fine! He locked the doors and now here I am!" He opened up his arms in a "tada!" gesture.

"Y'know, this is the fifth time this happened, un. You should really stop pissing him off."

"Oh! That actually reminds me!" Hidan pulled out his cellphone and called up his 'loving' boyfriend. He turned away from the blond, who took the opportunity to re-enter his house swiftly. The last time Hidan got in, he managed to shallowly cut himself on a shard of pottery from Deidara's recent artistic creations. Then, being the hemophiliac he was, proceeded to draw his cult symbol on the carpet while Deidara was calling up Kakuzu in panic.

But back to Hidan! The phone rang once before Kakuzu picked up, "Hello?"

"Sup, bitch."

"I'm hanging up."He sounded extremely annoyed but Hidan seriously needed to ask something.

"Wait, wait! Kakuzu, damnit, I need to ask you something. Actually two things."

"You may but I am under no obligation to answer either question."

Hidan almost scoffed at the unnecessary formality but he didn't want to get in more shit with Kakuzu. So he turned his boy-ish charm on and asked sweetly, "C'mon, you can't still be mad?"

"Yes, I can and I am. One more question."the other replied gruffly. Honestly, how did Hidan get stuck with this fickle pickle?

"The first one was rhetorical!" Hidan yelled into the phone indignantly.

"But a question nonetheless." Kakuzu answered curtly.

"I get an extra one just 'cuz!"

"Just hurry up. You're wasting my minutes." Hidan whooped loudly. Kakuzu was such a pushover sometimes. All he ever needed to do was whine for a few seconds.

"And you're wasting my gas! But first, can you pick me up from Dei's house?"

"When I'm not in the mood of murder, yes."

"Cool, and what's the next element?" he asked curiously.

"Are you serious?"

"Always, everyday!"

"Boron."

"Ha! That sounds like moron!" Hidan laughed obnoxiously before realizing his boyfriend wasn't doing his usual sighs or mutterings. "Kakuzu? Kakuzu? Kakakakukukuzuzuzu?" He stared at his phone and cursed, "He fucking hung up on me! What a shitty guy!"

Hidan turned back to his friend's house but the door was locked, window blinds closed as well. He shrugged, poked at his darkening bruise, and found a spot under a large tree to wait patiently(take a nap).

A/N: So yeah... This bitch literally wrote itself. I had no freakin' clue where it was going until midway through Hidan's rant. But thank you for the kind reviews(you know who you are!) and I'm honestly really grateful for everyone putting this on their fav's, alerts, or reviewing. I can't believe I'm on five... you see, I'm not one for continuing things. I'm a one-shot kinda girl!