Regard the previous drabble for disclaimers and warnings.

Atomic Number of Six: C is for Kakuzu- oh wait...

"Next one! Give it to me, bitch!" Hidan yelled excitedly. And due to his over animated nature, he starting flailing his arms. Kakuzu, without looking over, reached his right hand and smacked the teen's head lightly. Hidan grumbled but calmed down considerably.

Kakuzu turned his head and noted the better behavior his boyfriend was exhibiting. "Carbon."

"Oh, that starts with a C, man!" He was again enthusiastic but this time, he kept his hand to his sides. To some, it may seem odd how happy Hidan was but he was a typically upbeat character- unless something displeases him, of course.

The masked teen nodded slowly, "Yes. Yes it does."

"Like Kakuzu!"

There was silence and Kakuzu honestly didn't know how to respond to that, "What?"

"You know, your name. C-O-C-K-U-Z-O-O. Kinda like cockatoo." Hidan made a little motion above his head symbolizing the signature cockatoo crest.

If they weren't on a highway, Kakuzu would have stopped. "Are you fucking serious?"

"Is there only one C?" Hidan asked sincerely, tilting his head with a frown. Kakuzu would have mocked him for the too-cutesy movement but there was an even more disturbing issue he had to take care of.

"Hidan... how long have you known me?"

"Far too friggin' long." And by that, they both knew approximately six years.

Kakuzu growled lowly and faced forward with a slight tilt to the left. Silent treatment. This will go one of two ways: Hidan gets desperate and tries to reconcile with Kakuzu or Hidan gets bored and go on one of his many monologues.

"Is it 'cuz I misspelled your name? 'Cuz I swear, it's a helluva lot easier to spell on paper." Good, option one. It would make this argument much more easier.

"It's not spelled with a COCK, you moron!"

Hidan looked like someone just slapped his puppy(which, had he had one, wouldn't have lasted long in the first place. Every little animal, excluding for his supposedly prophet rabbit, within a fourth of mile from his house "disappears"), "What the fuck, since when? I thought that's how we first fought!"

"You can remember that but not how to spell my name? We fought because YOU couldn't spell my name right! Why would we argue about me writing my own damn name wrong?" The things Kakuzu would do right now if he wasn't driving... But he was, so maybe Hidan was blessed.

"Now you're definitely not making any sense, seriously."

"K-A-K-U-Z-U. That is how my name has always been spelled!"

"Oh. Whelp." he shrugged apathetically, "Now I know. But what I don't know is what atomic number we're on!"

"Six."

"Huh, we're breezing through these bitches!" And then he started smacking the air in front of him like a pimp. He defined maturity to its core.

"What do you mean!" Kakuzu demanded, "It's been over two hours and we've only gotten through six!"

"Well, aren't you just optimistic, K-A-K-U-Z-U!" he paused with a look of contemplation, "With six letters! Whaddaya' know!"

A/N: Um. Hey... Been a while... I know there a quite a few grammatical errors but... I'm just really not feeling it today. And this is quite a pathetic chapter but whatever! I actually really wanted a more epic chapter for carbon 'cuz it's carbon but I guess later. And I'm sorry for the wait, school 'n stuff. And procrastination! There's always that one!

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