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Bob: NEFERET
Neferet: yes
Bob: nothing
Neferet: okay…
White bull: moo
Black bull: moo!
Bob: be gone moo cows!
-bulls disappear-
Nyx: what was that all about?
Bob: no…idea…
Z: what other sadistic games are you going to make us play now?
Kalona: I wouldn't call them sadistic
Erobus: that is because you ARE sadistic
Kalona: am not
Nyx: you never know
Z: yeh but nyx, YOU DO KNOW
Nyx: oh yeah, but im not telling
Stark: why?
Nyx/Erobus: never ask a god – why? Asstard
Aphrodite: would everyone stop stealing MY freaking word
Bob: yeah stop stealing aphrodicks word!
Aphrodite: aphrodick?
Erik: YEAH
Bob: yes, aphrodick
Aphrodick: anything but aphrodick
Bob: fine then, asstard
Aphrodick: ugh...hey! I said no more aphrodick!
Nyx: you did
Bob: finnee
Aphrodite: that's better
Bob: moving onwards and upwards
Damien: you don't say it like that
Bob: oh yeah? How do you say it then, Queen Damien?
Damien: just onwards and upwards or moving on
Bob: I knew that…
Jack: of course you did
Abigail: YO
Bob: ABIGAIL HI
Stark: oh goddess no
Nyx: I agree
Abigail: I thought you said there would be unicorns?
Bob: yeah well, give me a minute
Heath: KNEW IT
Bob: no you didn't
Stark: he did say so before
Z: yes he did
Bob: yes, but he wasn't expecting this:
-Lady gaga rides in on a gay unicorn-
Jack/Damien: A GAY UNICORN
Everyone else other then bob: LADY GAGA :O
Lady gaga: follow that unicorn on the road to love!
Everyone: woo!
Dr. who: Im coming for you, gaga!
Gaga: aa! O well! BYE GUYS –lady gaga gallops off on her unicorn, followed by -
Abigail: I LOVE YOU DOCTOR
…
Heath: you were right; I was not expecting that…
Z: I don't think anyone was
Bob: Hey, Kalona, someone told me to send you to hell so…you know how you said you want to go to the tiger pit thing?
Kalona: erm…
ABIGAIL: NO
Bob: UGH fine but it was gonna be fun, instead, Kalona u r doomed to spend the rest of the chapter with no lines and ure head under the covers. GO.
Kalona: ooer okay
Bob: I just said no more lines for you. Shh.
ABIGAIL: lets play STRIP POKER
Bob: I don't know how
ABIGAIL: o
Bob: oo I know. Do ya'll know how to play snakes and ladders?
EVERYONE: yes
Bob: strip snakes and ladders – an attempt to get you all naked
Z: Kalona would say that's already done but he's not allowed to speak.
Bob: that's why he isn't playing
Z: oh
Stark: this should be um…I don't know but I hope I win
Bob: -sets up board- only seven of you are playing cos other wise the game would be long, here are your colours:
Zoey- red
Nyx-orange
Erobus- yellow
Rephaim- green
Neferet-blue
Erik- indigo
Bob: erm
ABIGAIL: stark! PHWOOOARR
Bob: ok…
Stark-violet
Stark: why me? And why pink?
Z: its actually violet
Bob: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
First up – z
She rolls
IT'S A LADDER! Bob: Zoey TAKE OFF YOUR BRA!
Z: erm…-takes off bra-
Stark: why is the ladder the stripping bit?
Bob: cos then you have to be naked when you finish
Stark: why couldn't we just strip?
ABIGAIL: cos that would be boring, duhh
Nyx: okay…*rolls dice*
-nothing-
(because this is so obviously going to take too long)
Bob: OH FUCK THIS! More boring then just stripping okay! So erm…ABIGAIL what should we make them do?
Zoey: can I put my bra back on?
ABIGAIL: no
Bob: abi what should they do
ABIGAIL: praise jesus
Nyx: that is unnecessary
Erobus: I hate to break it to you but…
ABIGAIL: DON'T SAY IT
Erobus: I like lemons! Jeez
Nyx: really? You've never told me that
Erobus: you just don't listen
Bob: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH DOMESTIC… Abigail what should they do
Abigail: just strip I cba thinking
Bob: YOU HEARD HER. STRIP. GO GO GO.
Neferet: ugh
Stark: is that all you can say?
Neferet: ugh
Twins: your worse then us.
Neferet: ugh
Nyx: Neferet, go to hell
Neferet: this is hell, and you lot are my eternal punishment
Bob: untrue much
Erobus: oh yeah?
Bob: yeah, you all get to go back in November
Nyx: pfft
Z: why?
ABIGAIL: COS THAT'S WHEN DESTINED COMES OUT
All HoN characters: OH
Bob: well this was fun…everyone go to sleep the suns about to rise…
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