Bob: did you all enjoy yourselves in ABIGAIL'S company?
Abigail: they did, didn't you?
Everyone: err….yes
Bob: of course, ok abi you can go now
Abigail: but…but…ugh I have to go
Bob: yes, you do, you can come back later though
Abigail: kay, bye
Everyone: byee
Z: hey, Bob, how come we haven't seen you yet.
Bob: because this is like SAW, I watch you and I tell you what to do, but I don't have to do a thing myself
Z: you might as well refer to yourself as jigsaw
Jigsaw: but then I would beat him up…
Bob: yeah so, shh
Annie: HEY I heard you were talking about saw! I LIKE CHAINSAWS
Bob: here, have one
Annie: YAY
Jack: im not so sure that's safe with her
Damien: im pretty certain that its not
Nyx/Erobus: well she can't hurt us
Kalona: or me
Annie: oh yeah!
Nyx/Erobus/Kalona: yeah…
Annie: *turns on electric chainsaw and moves towards Nyx* still sure about that?
Nyx: uhhmm...I erm…err...no?
Annie: I thought so
Bob: cos now your in my world, and here if you die, and I don't bring you back, you have to wait till November…
Neferet: ugh
Jack: yeah
Neferet: ugh
Stark: is she in shock or something
Kalona: she is just pretending…I know it
Neferet: ugh shut up
Dimitri Belikov: IM GAY
Jack/Damien/bob: SO GO AWAY
-Dimitri leaves-
Damien: what was that all about?
Bob: I just wanted to prove a point…
Nyx: about what?
Annie: that she can do anything…MWAHAHAHA
Erik: teehee
Aphrodite: urhm…are you SURE you aren't gay?
Erik: yesh
Annie: ERIK! YOUR TURN!
Erik: eek!
Selena Gomez: ANNIE NO
Annie: SELENA GO-!
-Annie approaches selena with the chainsaw-
Erik: phew
-A PORTAL APPEARS IN A TOILET-
Annie: -grabs selena and throws her in the portal then jumping in herself- THIS IS GOING TO BE TOO VIOLENT AND SICK FOR BEING RATED AS SUGGESTIVE, SO I'LL BRB!
Bob: aww…I wanted to watch that
Justin beiber: hey, anyone seen my girlfriend?
Stark: fuck off, gay boy
Bob: he isn't gay
Heath: YEAH, he just fell off the ladder on his way to puberty
Kalona: ahahaha nice one
Z: he is not gay
Bob: he's gone…ANYWAY so…BIG BROTHER
Big brother: what?
Bob: take over for the rest of the chapter will you, I wanna go see whats happening inside that toilet to that Disney biatch…you know the rules…
BB: kk
-Bob jumps into another toilet *hear flushing noises*-
BB: 17:46 and everyone is in bed
Z: well this oughta be fun
Rephaim: was that more sar cas m
Stevie rae: yeah
Twins: its so cute that Rephaim doesn't understand sarcasm
BB: 17:47 and Zoey, Rephaim, Stevie and the twins are having a pleasant conversation.
-a note floats down onto the bed-
Kalona: -grabs- one of you needs to confess to the big eye in that room over there-points at door that has just appeared-
Stark: I'll go
Zoey:*in a really country accent* MY HERO!
Aphrodick: that was worse then the country bumpkin
Aphrodite: HEY WHATS WITH THE…OH RIGHT
-stark goes into the room-
Rephaim: enjoy
-inside of the room-
Stark: yo
BB: hello, stark
Stark: so…
BB: how. Was. Your. Day.
Stark: odd… I seem to be naked…and ive just been playing makeovers with Abigail…she said that if enough reviewers ask, Bob will allow the readers to read about what happened…I've been awake a very long time…I must find away out of this shit hole without dieing…hmm…
BB: there is no way out unless bob orders you to leave…and now you know that wont happen…Bob likes proving points and being stubborn. But I wont say anything more about bob because I know she is reading this as we speak…The only way out, stark, is to either die or wait until November…but you might just be summoned again after that…and then you would have to wait till the next book is out….Or bob gets bored…anyway…goodbye stark
-stark leaves-
Heath: how was it?
Z: yeah, ma hero
Stark: I am not allowed to say.
Kalona: ugh
Neferet: ugh
Nyx/Erobus: you two…ugh
Z: ugh
Sgiach: all right…this isn't Wimbledon –leaves-
Heath: -grunts-
Seoras: I think he did that to illustrate the point –leaves-
Stark: hey, how come they get to leave?
Twins: yeah!
BB: because Bob said they could…
Nyx: Bob seems all powerful
Kalona: not as all powerful as I would be here if we were just allowed our powers
Z: Kalona, you would have already been outside, burning in flames, consumed in the elements, if we were allowed our powers
Kalona: nuh-uh
Erik: see now Kalona even sounds gay
Aphrodite: Erik you are obviously gay
Kurt hummel/jack/Damien: DON'T DISCRIMINATE
Neferet: ooh I like glee(!)
Erobus: shh
BB: okay, its time for the readers/viewers to vote! WHO WILL BE ELIMINATED!
Bob: no one…
BB: you are back…erm
Bob: don't even try eliminating one of these, the only way you will get out is if I tell you to…Annie will be back later she was clearing up selena…
Nyx: clearing…her…up…?
Bob: yeah, you don't wanna know
Twins: no, we don't
Renesmee cullen: PEEKA…
Zoey was jolted out of her sleep, it was all a dream! Phew…no…wait…she was still in a bed only…yes…the walls were green…this was like nightmare on elm street. She looked around and saw she was not alone, the others who she had shared the dream with were there. The bed was smaller this time, their naked bodies squished together. Everyone was speechless but…
Bob: BOO!
Everyone: WHAT JUST HAPPENED!
Bob: I wanted a change of scenery…so we moved to the best place I could find with green walls…
Stark: of course
Heath: this is like inception meets nightmare on elm street
Jigsaw: meets saw
Bob: yeah, but you are awake…
Nyx: are you SURE about that?
Bob: technically no, because you are fictional characters but you are pretty much awake… I think…
Don't worry this is not the end…but will we ever find out if they are AWAKE or ASLEEP? Mwahahahaha…
Remember, if you wanna know what happens in the make over session just ask! (must have 5 people who want it before I write it :) )