"You cops always think you can solve everything with your guns."
"Says one who almost got shot today."
"I had everything under control, until you and your team arrived."
"Let me go, Danny. I want to punch him in the nose."
Detective Williams only tightened his hold. "Calm down, Steve."
Luckily a petite brunette decided to step in at last. "Patrick, you promised you wouldn't stir up trouble on our honeymoon."
"When you're right, you're right. See you around, commander McGarrett."
Chin and Kono could barely hide their smiles at the look of exasperation that was showing on Steve's face.
Author's note: I'm taking prompts for these drabbles, in case you're interested. You can give me either a word, a character or a pairing - and I'll see what I can do. Crossover prompts are welcome too, though I can't promise anything about it.