Ooooo. Kinky. Anyways, time to look at Skarlet, the crimson corset-wearing crusader of Outworld.
Hi, this is Skarlet. Please pour your messages into my voicemail and I'll be sure to take whatever sustenance they have. Later!
You have twelve unheard messages.
(Beep)
It's Mileena. Me and Markus wanted to have a three-way soon. Are you interested?
(Beep)
I've got no problem with a three-way as long as you don't scare me with another pregnancy hoax. Once is enough, Skar.
(Beep)
You wanna buy some death sticks?
(Beep)
Jade here... As bodyguards of our respected princesses, I wanted to have a talk with you and Glace soon.
(Beep)
Thanks for trying my cheesecake yesterday! I hoped you'd like the strawberry topping...
(Beep)
Someone suggested that once this is all over, you should hook up with Noob Saibot. Both of you dissolve into liquid after all, though that may just be my cyborg parts missing the mark...
(Beep)
This is the local police department. We've received complaints about a hot, red-haired, large-chested woman sexually harassing men in the area, and we want to have a talk with you...
(Beep)
I have foreseen something very unusual, Skarlet... You will date Sub-Zero.
(Beep)
Johnny Cage here! I got a pair of spare tickets for the Jerry Springer show. You wanna take one of them? Mileena and Markus are busy from what I hear...
(Beep)
I just had the most horrible nightmare... I was fighting Frost, then Sapphire stabbed me! Ask Raiden if he could give me some advice on how to stop these bad dreams.
(Beep)
Marty from Chili's here. Just wanted to say that Bloody Marys are fifty percent off this weekend. I know you're a fan, so I thought I'd let you know.
(Beep)
I found a number for Scarlett Johansson in the phone book. Are you her?
(Beep)
No more new messages.