Sorry I took so long to write this chapter! forgive me? :)
Stark: well, what game, please don't tell me it involves me being in pain
Bob: it involves you being in pain
Annie: yesss!
Bob: and everyone else other then us
Erobus: Im cool, can I be part of 'us'
Bob: no
Erik: ooh, re-ject-ed
Aphrodite: ooh. Dick-head
Bob: ooh shut – up
Annie: I want to play the game
Bob: lets play…I have never…
Stark: help(!)
Heath: hehe you put the ! in brackets
Bob: so…?
Zoey: heath gets very low grades in English
Heath: oi
Zoey: its true
Heath: I no
Zoey: see…
Heath: I did that on purpose
Zoey: of course you did
Bob: FIRST PERSON TO TALK GETS SOMETHING
Erik: oo
Aphrodite: me!...awww…
Bob: Erik
Erik: yeah?
Bob: you get… to go first
Aphrodite: phew
Erik: okay! Hmm…I have never kissed a boy
Bob: just saying, in this version of the game, everyone who has also never done what they say has to do it (except for the one who says it)…
Stark: oh…
Bob: go for it – annie, who should be the first pair?
Annie: stark and…my butt
Bob: your butt is not a boy
Annie: I know, I meant Kalona
Bob: how is Kalona like your butt?
Annie: I had an explanation in my head
Bob: go on…
Annie: but I forgot it
Kalona: I'm not sure I wanted to hear it anyway
Damien: how long till we get this break you speak of?
Jack: its so cute when you speak like that
Bob: 72 days exactly…
Kramisha: owch…
Annie: yeah!
Bob: stark, don't think you can get away with it by pretending your not here. You have something to do for our entertainment.
Annie: yeah
Kalona: WAIT. I can't believe I have to tell you this but, I have kissed a boy before…
Stark: erm…..so…have…i….?
Aphrodite: WTF. Gross
Erik: gaayy boyy s
Aphrodite: yeah, you can talk
Erik: I can, look – blah blah blah
Stark: it was just a phase…
Zoey: that's what they all say
Jack: I think we have some more team members. Yay!
Kalona: I am not in your 'team'
Stark: neither am I, I hate to say it but, I am on Kalona's team…even though I hate the guy
Kalona: not a guy…
Erobus: he is not a guy
Nyx: I think they know
Erik: know what?
Heath: that you are dumb, erik
Erik: *kiddy voice* im a twacker!
Zoey: last time I saw you, you were quite upset about it
Erik: I know
Nyx: I know you know
Erobus: I know you know he knows she knows…maybe…I think that's what I was supposed to say.
Annie: well, who has never kissed a boy?
Erobus: me…
Heath: me…
Rephaim: me…
Darius: do I have to say?
Bob: yes
Darius: me…
Annie: is that all?
Bob: I think so
Zoey: wow…makes you wander
Annie: okay! Erobus and darius, heath and Rephaim and...thats it I guess
Bob: go for it boys!
-smooching-
Aphrodite: ew.
Zoey: I have to agree
Justin beiber: I wish I could join in now
Stark: aha! Told. You. So.
Annie: uhh…..-denial-
Bob: -laughs-
Bob: WHO'S NEXT?
Kalona: me?
Bob: okay…
Kalona: I have never…worn my underpants on my head
Bob: this should be good.
Annie: who's never worn their underpants on their heads?
-everyone apart from heath,Kalona,annie,bob, darius-: me…
Zoey: HEATH what would possess you to put your underpants on your head..?
Heath: you know I went to a lot of parties…
Zoey: ugh
Aphrodite: DARIUS! Why!
Darius: a night out with the guys sometimes ends with us with our under pants on our heads.
Aphrodite: gross. Images. Lovely.
Rephaim: you think its lovely?
Stevie-rae: sarcasm… HOW LONG TILL YOU GET THE HANG OF THIS?
Rephaim: sorry…
Bob: okay! Get your panties on your head…ies…yeah go for it
-everyone not mentioned earlier: -pants on heads-
Annie: this is quite funny
Bob: it most definitely is
Zoey: can we take our pants off now?
Bob: okay you can take your pants off now…
Aphrodite: thanks
-pants off heads-
Bob: okay one more round because I think I just pulled a muscle
Annie: doing what?
Bob: warming my feet…don't ask…short story…
Annie: okay…
Bob: who's lucky number is 5?
Zoey: mine…
Bob: well that's my unlucky number but you can go first anyway
Zoey: okay. I have never…escaped from this hell-hole
Bob: don't. even. Think. About. It. You have one more chance. You can't fool me.
Zoey: fine…hmmph..i have never…killed a girl pretending to be a boy who kidnaps people
Bob: not happening.
Annie: I think Aphrodite should have a turn.
Aphrodite: okay.
Bob: go for it
Aphrodite: I have never….massaged an immortal
Bob: that's a weird one…
Zoey: nonononononononono… I know what you were thinking and that is sooo mean
Aphrodick: well, you know me!
Aphrodick: oi!
Aphrodick: OI STOP IT
Aphrodick: that is not my name
Bob: it is now. Until you are nice…r..again
Aphrodick: ugh…
Bob: okay well, I think I realise what Aphrodite was thinking so…have any of you immortals massaged another you know
Nyx/erobus: we have
Kalona: shit. No.
Bob: okay well, Zoey and Rephaim can massage Kalona, everyone else can choose between nyx and Erobus, one at a time. Each immortal gets a 30 second massage and Kalona has to do Erobus. No choking each other, that is not a massage and I can tell the difference. Go go go!
Rephaim: actually, I have massaged an immortal
Neferet: so have i
Zoey: gross, I don't want to know about that…
Bob: GET TO MASSAGING.
-massaging-