With the son of Scorpion out of the way, we can continue on to our next kombatant: Khameleon!

Hi, this isssss Khameleon. Leave a note and I will call back asssss quickly as I can.

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It'sssss me, sssssweetcheeksssss. Care to have sssssome fun later?

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Someone claims Baraka and I are dating! Please rectify this immediately...

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It's Kitana. Do NOT tell Mileena that I started the rumor Baraka and her were dating!

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Johnny Cage here... We're doing a movie involving reptilian aliens from the future. I was wondering if you and Reptile might be interested.

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Skarlet. Wasn't there a male Chameleon? I remember you, but I could've sworn there was a guy who appeared ahead of you in Shao Kahn's palace...

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I still intend to rip Tanya's throat out the next time I see her...

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Resistance is futile.

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Think I should make faceplates just in case anyone tries to kiss or bite any of our faces off? The armor I was wearing did save me from that bisexual hooker Tanya.

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Wait... None of you have implants? That's amazing!

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It's Heleena. I was wondering what you wanted for Christmas. Anything specific you had in mind?

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