With one reptile out of the way, let's see who's been calling MK's original secret kharacter, shall we?
Reptile here. Leave the note. Will call back eventually. Bye.
You have thirteen new messages.
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It's me, sssssweetheart. When will we begin making a new brood of Sssssaurians? Our race cannot survive indefinitely if we do nothing to propagate it.
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So wait... You and Khameleon are my bodyguards. If Khameleon has kids, does that make me their godfather?
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Markus brought the PS3 over. Want to play some Gran Turismo 5?
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I brought chocolate. Ignore the blood stains. That's just me.
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Ser... I mean, Heleena here. The blood on the chocolate is actually mine. Skarlet and I had a little blood sister ritual...
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Doctor Johann Aschwader calling on behalf of the Outworld Investigation Agency. We would like to examine you and see how you can turn invisible naturally. You will be paid well for your trouble.
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I just noticed... You have shorter teeth than Baraka and I.
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I am close to constructing my official Shirai Ryu uniform, assuming my father's is not found soon.
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Johnny Cage here... Khameleon accepted the deal for the movie. You interested too?
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You give a new meaning to the term "acid-washing."
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Markus found some music he believes would suit you. It was made by a man known as Skrillex...
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WITH SAVINGS!
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I just had a terrible dream!. I was dressed in a yellow and black leotard that made me look like a bumblebee... Oh wait. That was Tanya.
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No more messsssagesssss.