The Tanya-hunting assassin herself finally gets her voicemail... It's Jade!
Hi, this is Jade. If I cannot pick up, it's likely because I am hunting down Tanya. Leave a message and I will get back to you.
You have eleven unheard messages.
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You wanted me to make something to help you get Tanya? I can do that... Got some empty pneumatic rams I think'll work very nicely for what you have in mind, though I think staff-raping her's a better option.
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I intend to give Tanya amnesty when she is found... I will chain her by the throat and keep her as a slave girl for the warriors to enjoy. Do NOT kill her, Jade.
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It's Skarlet... Sorry, but I'm not really interested in hunting down a woman who's done nothing to me.
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Threaten me again with the Tanya nonsense and it will be the last mistake you ever make.
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I do not care at all about your petty feudsssss, Jade. Do not call me again about that.
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Ssssstop harrasssssing my mate with your sssssilly and insssssolent phone callsssss, Jade.
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What? No! Tanya scares me... It's like she has some sort of fantasy about being a bumblebee, and I hate bumblebees.
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Skarlet told me about the call you made to her... I'll decline on the hunt for Tanya, thank you very much.
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Dat ass...
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Johnny Cage here, baby... Me and some of the guys that aren't in a committed relationship are going to the strip club. I heard you're an excellent pole dancer, and wanted to see if maybe you'd be interested in dancing for us.
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Emcee. You busted my balls last night with your staff... er, pole.
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No more messages.