It's the moment I know some of you have been waiting for for a while now... Liu Kang's voicemail.
Hello... This is the Shaolin monk Liu Kang. Please leave me a message and I will try to get back to you as quickly as I can. Thank you.
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Hey, Liu. It's Parsek. Are you and Kai still up for teaching my students the Dragon Kick?
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Master, do we have to teach all of them the technique? I would rather not have to deal with that Justin Bayver man-child.
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I need you so badly right now, Liu... Oh, and do you know who dressed Jade in a Tanya outfit while she was sleeping? She is extremely agitated...
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IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO DRESSED ME UP AS THIS BACKSTABBING WENCH, I WILL DECAPITATE THEM AND STICK THEIR HEAD ON MY STAFF FOR ALL TO SEE!
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Skarlet here. Don't tell anyone, but me and Se... I mean, Heleena, dressed Jade up as Tanya.
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Tell Parsek thanks for letting us use some of the herbs in his garden for our sleeping potion.
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Man, we still up for another Mortal Kombat gaming tournament? Winner gets to make an unlockable character for the MK game sequel.
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Kitana has better-cut attire than I do. Tell her I appreciate her letting me try it on.
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Yo Liu... I was wondering if you wanted to trade and grade stories on how Raiden backstabbed you. I know both of us are cool with him now, but I want to know what he did to you.
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ALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!
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Thanksgiving's only a few weeks away. Special Forces members at OIA headquarters are celebrating. You and everyone else are invited.
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Trust the Elder Gods, Liu Kang. They will help us in the battle.
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