One Eyed Purple People Eater and People in Purple Tights {Wonder Twins Activate?!}
"Who the hell are you two supposed to be?" Leon asks, letting them into his flat for the annual Halloween party.
"The Wonder Twins. You know, Zan and Jayna?" Gwen says, holding her hand out to show him her power ring.
"No idea," he mutters, walking into the party, away from them, gathering his Dracula cape around him so it doesn't catch on anything.
"You never watched Superfriends as a kid?" Arthur yells after him. Leon dismisses him with a wave.
"Ooo, Gwen, you look hot," Gwaine sildes up to the pair, his eyes roving over Gwen's curves in her lavender leotard. "Or should I say Jayna?"
"Thank you, Gwaine, or… what are you, anyway?"
"I'm a breathalyzer test," he says. He's dressed in a large felt rectangle with colored circles on it intended to show the level of inebriation of the person who blows into the tube. Said tube is positioned just in front of his…
"Classy," she says. He winks at her.
"Arthur, you look like Gay Superman," he declares, laughing.
"I'm Zan, and I told Guinevere that no one would get it," he grumbles.
"I know who you are. I still stand by my statement. And if you didn't want to wear it, why'd you agree?" Gwaine asks, but he already knows the answer.
"She pointed out that she'd never leave my side the entire night," he grins. "And besides, look at her!"
"I am, trust me!"
"Okay, now stop looking at her," Arthur glares. "Merlin here yet?"
"Not yet, but I am curious. He's been very mysterious about his costume."
"I know. Pain in the ass, that one," Arthur mutters.
"Oh, you know you both love him, shut up," Gwen says.
"He's not coming as Gleek, is he?" Gwaine wonders.
"We asked. He said no," Gwen laughs.
Five minutes later, the door opens again and in walks a tall figure, shrouded in purple.
"Looks like the Grimace from McDonald's had a baby with a flying unicorn," is Gwaine's assessment.
They can't make out who is in the costume, because his face is covered. The hood over his head has one large eye, white felt fangs, and a single horn made of stuffed gold material, leaning slightly, coming out of the top. Strapped to his back is a pair of massive purple fairy wings. His body is covered by a plush purple bathrobe and he is wearing purple fuzzy slippers.
"That's my bathrobe!" Gwen yells. "Merlin!"
"What the hell are you?" Arthur asks.
Merlin pulls his hood up slightly. "You guys don't know that song?"