Hi there people. Ihave an important message for you at the end of the chapter. (Just don't forget to read it!) xD

"Loki, look at me!" Thor rejoiced trying to maintain his balance over the great beast he was trying to ride! "I have a new mount!"

"Thor, stop playing with our future food!" The Jotun yelled in response, running after them.

Thor had seen many goats in his life. Asgardian goats: stubborn large animals with insatiable appetites, Midgardian goats: little, cute beasts that were very willing to bite his posterior, even Vanir goats: ugly animals used as guardians for little children.

But what at that moment Loki proclaimed as goats could hardly be considered goat-like. They resembled more a group of mutations somehow between a white bear and a buffalo.

When Thor told him that Loki just laughed. "They are mountain snow goats. Their habitat is the highest part of Jotunheim's ranges. But twice a year they come down for procreation."

"So that's what those two are doing? Aw, Loki, we are interrupting a private moment."

"Shut up and scare them a little, and let's go for the male, the one with the curvier horns. They are less tender but we need the females to preserve the population."

"We won't go for the both of them? Why?"

"Because with a single one of them we have enough for two months, don't be greedy."

Grinning playfully Thor tightened his grip on Mjolnir and pointed it with the skies. Thick dark clouds gathered over them and then he lowered the hammer in a mighty blow that drove the earth apart and a blinding lightning bolt struck it with a roar of thunder. A wave of warm air hit reached them and the hunt began.

The goats ran frightened in opposite directions and Thor could hear Loki shouting behind him, "Remember! Go for the male!" But he was already running towards his prey, hammer in hand. It took him several minutes to chase it down and jump over its back, grabbing the horns. The giant beast shook its head violently and jumped up into the air squirming with all its might to get rid of the prince. It was a noble animal, with muscles as hard as steel and the strength of a dozen wild boars. And yes, Thor could have easily stuck it with his hammer opening its skull in two, but what was the fun in that? Instead he rode its back, trying to break it into submission like a stallion.

"Thor what are you…?"

"C'mon, Loki!" Thor tightened his grip on one horn and extended his hand just in time to reach for the ice spear Loki formed in his hand; the beast's jump and the Jotun's resistance to letting go of his weapon permitted him to grab his partner's waist and lift him to his place.

"Isn't that fun?"

"Thor for God's sake let go of me!" Loki tried to escape his grip but Thor just laughed and in a wave of divine inspiration bit his neck. The bark his Jotun released only served to make him laugh harder and gained an elbow in his ribs hearing Loki giggling that time. But suddenly his red eyes vent wide - "Look out!"

"Ouch!" Taking advantage of their momentary distraction the beast shoved itself on a tree, cracking the trunk and losing its footing.

Thor and Loki both fell to the ground roughly in a tangle of limbs and furs. But in a minute the goat was above them ready for its revenge.

"I think we angered him."

"You don't say?" Loki rolled his eyes and made another ice spear appear in his grip. He got up and whistled for the beast; it didn't need another motivation to attack them and then Loki jumped forward and penetrated its chest, making the beast unleash a roar to the skies. Thor ended the poor animal's miseries with a blow of Mjolnir.

They stood above the dead corpse panting and, how ironic, feeling very alive. "Well, that was interesting," murmured Thor, suddenly aware of how painfully stunning Loki looked with his hair messed and his eyes sparking fire, the splashes of blood and gore all over his coat only emphasizing his violent beauty. "Look at me," he hissed, for some reason drawing Loki's attention.

The Jotun blinked a couple of times, slightly confused at the raw want in his eyes, but then his mouth widened in a grin that reminded Thor of their spar some days ago…and the unfinished business that came after that. Loki also noticed it, slowly passing his violet tongue over his lips. Slowly. Sensually. Leaving a wet trace behind. His hand went to caress Thor's pants feeling his already hard member twitch under the cold touch. "Slightly turned on, aren't we?"

"Teaser."

Loki only rolled his eyes again and pulled him close, joining their mouths together. And there was where Thor lost all his restraints, kissing him back and shoving his tongue deep inside Loki's throat, earning a muffed moan and feeling his tongue being sucked in return while they moved their lips together, in a rhythm of a desperate heat. Thor felt his lungs screaming for air, and Loki inhaled through his nose and shared the air with his lover, entangling their tongues and biting on his lips. Finally, Thor tripped over some branch and dragged his lover with him. They both hit the ground for the second time in the last few minutes, drowning in the snow. With Loki on top of him Thor could suddenly feel every point of pressure, every part where their bodies met and rubbed against each other; when the Jotun threw his head back in a silent moan, his lips open and Thor just imagined what that mouth could do with his cock. He bit the front of his neck under the Adam's apple, hard and wide, just like Loki liked it. And Thor knew he liked it because of the shiver that ran all over the Jotun's body, making him roll his hips and press their hard pricks together.

Thor was desperate, too many clothes between them, too little blue flesh to touch and taste…He tried with clumsy fingers to unbutton Loki's coat, or was it his? He didn't know anymore, surrounded by a spiral of desire, of heat and frost alike, clouding his mind and making his heart race like a herd of wild horses. But Loki's hand stopped him. "No," he moaned, "Too…too cold, for you…just," he guided Thor's hand to his lower half. "Touch me." And then he removed his glove and made his own way, between moans and kisses, into his furs and armour, loosening his belt and sneaking a hand inside.

Thor cried out when he felt cold fingers grabbing his cock, a wave of pleasure paralyzing his movements for a moment - he could come just from that feeling. But deep inside his instincts reacted. He wanted to touch. So somehow he gathered all his will and mimicked Loki's actions, unbuttoning the Jotun's pants and wrapping his fingers around…Oh god! Did that sound really escape Loki's mouth? He palmed his length with delight, giving it a shake for a moment and his lover answered with a movement of his own.

They stroked each other frantically, too lost in pleasure to notice anything else. Cries of ecstasy filled the valley and Thor was being driven mad by those fingers cool and burning at the same time that squeezed his cock up and down, pressing the palm to the head and grabbing his balls. He returned the favour, delighted in Loki's gasps and moans. They tried to kiss but the needy rhythm was too much so they just rubbed their tongues together between their open lips, breathing in each other's air.

Thor felt the pressure turning almost impossible, and his orgasm reaching him with every stroke. He knew Loki was close too, because of the pre-cum sliding in his hand and the convulsions of his body. And Thor longed for it but at the same time he didn't want that to end, ever. But then Loki buried his face in Thor's neck and whispered between gasps, "When we are back home…Ah! I'm going to ride you…until there's no seed left in your balls, my prince."

And with that promise taking root in his mind Thor felt everything become blissfully perfect, forgetting about everything, now only him, his beloved, and the millions of stars dancing over them.

When he came back to his senses his hand was wet with Loki's cum. He smiled to his lover and kissed him sweetly, now enjoying his abused lips. "Wow, that was…" Loki smiled back and rolled off him, leaning by his side on the snow. "…Incredible"

They looked at each other and giggled like careless teenagers.

"So," Thor pointed with his chin towards the dead goat "How are we supposed now to carry our dinner home?"

"Don't bother with it now, enjoy the moment."

"But…"

"Hakuna Matata, Thor. Put your worries aside."

"…"

"What?"

"Did I really have sex with a Jotun that just quoted The Lion King?"

Ok, so here's the thing;

I've been investigating about that censure shit, and that's what I discovered:

There has been ONE great purge the last winter, many explicit stories died, but the site staff didn't touch a single fanfic since then.

However, as most of you may have noticed, during the year there were also removals of stories. The responsible for that are actually users like us. People that use the excuse of hard porn (which is not actually allowed in this side anymore, but nobody cares) to report stories they don't like. Usually it's because they hate the pairing with a passion or directly can't stand the show/movie itself.

But there's also another case. The case of common users that believe themselves critics and fanfiction-police. I'm talking about the community called 'Critics United', who basically go around reporting stories and harassing the author through the comments. (that last thing they do in group, since they post the link for the victim story in their forum). They usually go for the stories with sexual content, songfics, and the ones that need improve their grammar (because sending a nice warning for a beginner writter is too cool, better insult them and scare them away)

In other words, they are a bunch of snobs that use the site rules as an excuse for online bullying.

If you have tumblr I'd recommend you to stop by the 'critics united' tag and read some of the messages from their victims. Personally, I went to their forum and blocked like thirty people in a row, but if someone from that organization (or similar) reads this:

I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU

I'm not gonna censure my story because the explicit scenes are an important part of the plot, a way to illustrate the character's relationship in the most intimate level. My grammar is fine because it's beted, also posted in AO3, and I could actually write this story in five different languages. So go fuck yourself, excuse of a critic!

And I know the rules, I've read the Guidelines (Yes, I actually did) I just don't think some of them are worthy to be taken seriously. (Like that no-sex rule or the lyrics copyright rule for songfics)

Thank you for reading this. The next chapter is an important one.

Have a nice week!