Author's note: Hey, this chapter is awful short...but I wanted this chapter to end on some fluff, yeah? Thanks for reading!
2D was laying there on his bed.
His head was throbbing although he just took 4 pills.
He'd had a hard day at work.
After a shocking and confusing (yet blissful) morning he wasn't focused.
He was extremely happy the next day was Saturday.
No work.
No cars.
No whiny first time drivers.
He could use a day of rest.
He heard a soft knock on his bedroom door.
"Toochi?"
"Come in Noodle. I don' even know why yew ask anymore."
"Well I don't want to just walk in on you."
2D smiled at her.
"Well, what yew need luv?"
Noodle's face suddenly became more concerned and serious.
"I had some...questions."
"Well. Lay nex' to me an' tell me wha's on ya' mind."
"Well...the kissing this morning...why did you kiss me?"
2D cleared his throat nervously and unnaturally.
"Well...um...innit obvious? I like yew an' I care 'bout yew. Yew care 'bout me too so why not?"
"I do care about you Toochi...but you still seem to be confused."
2D nodded his head.
"I am...or at least I was. I's not yew Noodle. I know I 'ave feelin's fo' yew. I's me. I know tha' sounds dumb but I'm not used to this kind of fing. I'm not used to people carin' 'bout me like yew do. I jus' didn' want to get a beautiful frien'ship confused wiff a relationship. Aftah I kissed yew I knew we were more. I mean, mos' girls just wanna shag me an' go. Yew always wanted to hol' me an' make me feel awright."
He pulled her in closer to him.
"An' to tell yew the truth I 'addn't been this scared in a long time."
Noodle began to trace circles on his chest with her tiny fingers.
He felt his face become red as he felt her soft fingers through the material of his shirt.
"I'm scared too. I'm so new to this...new to...needing someone."
2D looked into Noodle's eyes.
"Yew don' need me. Noodz..."
"But I do..."
Noodle tangled her hands into his.
"More than I'd like to believe."
2D looked at her again and brushed her hair out of her face.
"I just have one more question."
"Yes love?"
Noodle cleared her throat.
"Should I get a boob job? After seeing all those fan pictures of people making me look all sexy with big boobs I thought tha-"
"Noodle! No! Yew a' beau'iful jus' the way yew are! I don' even know why yew'd-"
"Toochi calm down! I'm just kidding!"
2D looked at her. Still puzzled and shocked from the question.
"Don' yew evah scare me like tha'! I thought yew were serious!"
"No way! Me? A boob job?"
Noodle giggled as she jumped off the bed and stuffed a pillow up her shirt.
She turned around to show her chest looked unnaturally large as she struck a stereotypical sexy pose.
"Ooooh 2D-san. Ni kuru. Watashi no sekushīna karada o motte ikou! Watashi wa subete no genzai sodatte iru! 2D-kun I can't take it! Have your way with me! Me and my giant boobs and adultness!"
2D gasped playfully.
"Noodle! You can't jus' go aroun' flawntin' like tha'! Yew've gotten so...hawt! Oh how coul' I evah resist yo' new womanly charms!"
Noodle and 2D fell over laughing as Noodle yanked the pillow from under her shirt.
"Are you trying to tell me I still look like a little kid and because I lack boobs I have no "womanly charms"?"
"Not at awl...but look a' em! They're so...small!"
"Don't talk about my boobs!"
"But they're so cute!"
Noodle punched 2D playfully in the arm.
"Ow! Tha' 'urt!"
"You're such a crybaby!"
There they stayed, childishly playing and laughing for the rest of the night.
Translations:
Ni kuru. Watashi no sekushīna karada o motte ikou! Watashi wa subete no genzai sodatte iru!
Come on! Take my sexy body! I'm all grown up now
