Here's the second chapter hot as pie
let us roll on:
TWO WEEKS AFTER THE KUMO-NIN INCIDENT
The hokage took a deep puff from his pipe thinking of how he had to overlook the incident with kumo since he wasn't exactly ready for war and wasn't planning on endangering his people
but what really bugged him was what naruto was doing there at such a time
he had tried asking the boy but he would just say he was out chasing the moon…his excuses reminded him of someone
that's when the door snapped open revealing a mountain of paperwork
"enjoy hok-"
"excuse me but what do you do as my assistant?"
she dropped the paperwork on the desk and with her arms across her flat chest said
"I bring you the latest icha-icha series and keep your secret of looking at the hotsprings with your crystal ball of course hokage-sama"
he nearly had a seizure
how could a simple assistant know so much?
NARUTO'S TRAINING FIELD
Today was a special day for naruto
today he would learn new jutsu…well…his first jutsu
'so what's it gonna be?
a jutsu to tear through walls?
or drown a whole village?'
'how about something useful like kawarimi or henge?'
'seriously?'
'uhh..yeah
if u wanna graduate on time…..or not…guhuhuhu'
'what's with the creepy laughing?'
'well if you became a ninja, you would naturally be under training by another, higher level ninja and that would cut back your special training….if you know what I mean'
sometimes naruto thanked kami for giving him such an awesomely annoying companion
'I see….so tell me…what's this kawarimi and henge about?'
5 YEARS LATER
There was a commotion going on around the academy
apparently it was graduation day for genins except for one with a black long-sleeve swirl-marked shirt and long black pants with a scarf on his neck who sat on a lonely wooden swing
'this is becoming a bother…acting pathetic and all…can we go training now?'
he was being glared at by the parents from time to time and could hear some of them talking about how a demon should never become a ninja
'relax kid…sides…today is our day off remember?'
Naruto adjusted his black with red stripe scarf on his neck and shunshined out of there
mizuki seeing this as an opportunity offered the boy a secret way to pass the test and it involved a secret scroll
naruto who thought of this only as more jutsu for himself decided to play along and act stupid
"you really mean it mizuki-sensei?"
"of course I do naruto, meet me at the old cabin in the woods after you have the scroll" he gave the location of the cabin and watched with a smirk at how easily the boy was fooled
naruto on the other hand couldn't stop smiling with his lips reaching his ears
HOKAGE MANSION
"naruto my dear…what are you doing in my house?
naruto had to think fast on this one…how can you beat a kage in the stupidest way for a genin's level?
then it came to him from all his times in the springs
"SEXY NO JUTSU"
and the old man was done for
LATER ON INSIDE THE FOREST, NEAR THE CABIN
Naruto found a comfy place to check the scroll out and looked at the first jutsu on the scroll
'shadow clone?...dafuq?...wow…'
he was reading through the secret uses of the kage-bunshin when one angry iruka appeared out of the bushes
"NARUTOOOO!"
'oh shit…I was gonna check the next one'
"ir…iruka-sensei" he said with a sheepish grin on his face
"I finally learned the shadow clone jutsu sensei"
'kid…what are you doing?...we need to train you to at least jounin level before graduation'
'relax kurama…with what I just learnt about konoha's kage-bunshin…we'll have plenty of time'
naruto put his index and middle fingers together and both hands in a plus sign and shouted "kage-bunshin" and 3 clones appeared
BONK!
he was hit hard on the head by iruka who was fuming
"YOU IDIOT!
YOU HAD TO STEAL A FREAKING SECRET S SCROLL TO LEARN SOMETHING SO EASY?
WHAT WERE YO-"
he was cut short when mizuki appeared out of the shadows and knocked iruka out by pushing his neck's pressure point
'…need to learn that later from books from the library…'
"give me the scroll demon brat"
'maybe its time we reaped the fruits of our training eh kura?'
'entertain me boy' said kyuubi with a large evil grin
"ah shut up mizu-baka
get lost already I wanna read more of this scroll"
mizuki was about to shove a long kunai into his guts but was greeted by an upper cut from naruto
"are you fucking deaf?
I said get lost bitch"
"don't act cocky boy, what makes you think you can beat an elite chuunin like me?" said mizuki already spinning his giant shuriken with intent to kill
"I'm just gonna kill you and rid this world of another dem-"
"FIRE STYLE : FIRE ROCKET" shouted naruto after his hands became blurs of handseals
he then opened his palm and held it towards mizuki and that's when a fireball was shot at mizuki at incredible speed
if it wasn't on an instinctual jump, mizuki could have had a hole in his chest considering the speed of the fire since it pierced through two trees before it exploded
he hadn't still landed when he felt a presence already behind him
"what dafu-" was all he could say before naruto hit his neck in a dangerous spot, knocking him out instantly…and probably paralyzing him for life
'shit…I thought I'd at least be able to have fun…ah well…iruka's out cold so what the heck lets just read more of this…sweet gift from god' he thought as he opened the scroll and read more about the pros and cons of a kage-bunshin
TWO HOURS LATER
Iruka woke up in the hospital, at first not noticing where he was until he jumped up and said "NARUTO!"
and there was naruto next to his bed
asleep on the chair, his face towards the ceiling and his mouth open enough to shove a fist into it…not to mention the waterfall of drool coming out
"brat…if I wasn't tired I'd piss in your mouth" he then dazed back into slumber
THE HOKAGE TOWER
"you have some explaining to do next time we meet my dear naruto…" he said to himself as he watched the whole event happen through his crystal ball
"I wonder how ibiki is doing with mizuki…" he thought as he lazily went back to the paperwork and his only hope was that when he opened his drawer, he'd see the newest icha-icha
And viola
I promise I'll explain why he's so goddamn strong next time
I'll have him explain it to the kage and you will finally find out
Chao's