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THE ICHIRAKU RAMEN STAND

"phew…that hit the spot…nothing beats a dozen bowls of pork and miso ramen after a hard day's work right old man?" naruto said with a grin that split his face and his stomach big as a 4-month pregnant woman
"I don't know what we'd do without you naruto" teuchi answered, satisfied that his number one customer praising his work….unlike some tasteless people he could name
"please come again naru-kun" ayame said cheerfully and kissed the blond on the cheek
this was STILL not normal for naruto even though this was what normally happened everytime he went to ichiraku
"err…yeah…my pleasure" he said sheepishly
'that didn't even make sense…or do you actually have orgasms from overeating?' kyuubi said in the back of naruto's mind with a snicker
"take care" and with that naruto left the stand

WALKING ALONG THE STREETS OF KONOHA

'so kid….i think your speed and power should be at least low-jounin now…what do you wanna do?'
'hmm…I dunno…how's the tenketsu thing coming along?'
'not quite perfect yet…another year at max should do it…wanna train peeking skills this year?' kyuubi pleaded with a small hope at the back of his head

'….silence means yes?'
'MOTHA-FUCKIN ASS-RAPING CONDOM-WEARING SHIT NO!'
'…so shits…rape ass and wear condoms?...its normal for the rape as they com-'
'shut dafuq up man….i just ate you know…A LOT!'
'point taken…just don't talk about shit in front of me again because I think I'm scarred for life'
naruto was walking through the streets of sunshine, lollypop and ice cold glares carelessly until he reached a flower shop and his attention was caught by the lavenders
'hmm…'
'I like red more…how about roses?...they can at least be useful kid…if you know what I mean…guhuhuhu'
naruto entered the flower shop and saw ino, his classmate behind the counter
"ino?" naruto asked, making the blond girl with her hair tied in a pony tail that reached to her back turn around
"naruto-baka?
what are you doing here?" ino said cheerfully, since she didn't see anyone else other then sakura and some other girls in the shop
"oh…just…my attention was caught by the lavenders and I was wondering if I could buy some and a vase?"
"wow….i thought you'd be more into roses or sunflowers...since you always wear those colors"
'come on…buy some roses too…they go great with lavenders'
"ouch…I'm not color-blind you know…"
"okay…and what kind of vase would you like?"
"BLACK WITH RED SWIRL MARKS" he shouted enthusiastically
'and there's good old naruto-baka…I was thinking he had matured a bit…meh'
"okay…I'll be back in a minute"
ino left to the back of the store and came back with naruto's desired vase and some lavenders and roses in it
"…what's with the roses?"
"oh I just thought it'd be more suiting to the colors…"
'…black red and purple?...WOMEN !...'
"well…you're the florist and you know best I guess…"
'somehow…I told you so does not suffice right now'
naruto paid for the flowers and vase and was about to exit the shop but ino's call made him turn around
"will you…come buy flowers again?"
'kid…..i hate your ass'
"…err…sure…how come?"
"well….boys don't usually come to a flower shop and It gets boring….so can you?"
"well yeah, I'll be sure to visit sometimes"
"well then…..goodbye" she said, waving from behind the counter
"bye" and with that naruto went to his house

NARUTO'S HOUSE

Naruto decided to put the flowers next to his window so they could get enough sunlight
"hmm…"
'aww…naruto is growing up…can't decide between the three?...you could always have all three…if you know what I mean…guhuhu'
'seals…'
'eh?'
'teach me about seals this year'
'why do you wanna learns about sealing jutsu?'
'I read about them in a book…a restricted one'
'and?'
'I could use it to seal as many weapons as I want…specially my kodachi…I can't wear it around town easily yet..i might even optimize your seal….do you see where I'm going with this?'
'optimize my seal how?...this shit you're blurting is hokage level stuff idiot'
'will you teach me or not?'
'….fucker…just….optimize it so I can have better view okay?...sometimes it gets blurry in the springs and….guhuhuhu…'
'tell ya what…we'll go on one right now' naruto thought with a grin
'kid…..i love you….not in a gay way…I just…motherfucking wanna hug you to death right now'

HOTSPRINGS

Naruto was using his telescope on a roof nearby the women's bath to peek
'guhuhuhu…she's wearing her white kimono today…wait…has they become bigger?'
"great taste you have boy"
with that naruto jumped up and looked at the origin of the voice
it was an old looking man with spiky white hair and a headband that said frog
'its jiraya of the toad sanin…'
'JIRAYA-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
The old man looked around
"I swear someone just shouted my name…oh well…so kid…I see you have a great taste in choosing baths and hiding spots…wanna spend the day joining me in my adventures?" he said with a wide grin
'naruto…please…I'll do whatever you want…please…pleas-'
'guhuhuhu…'
'….'
"sure…why not…it'd be my honor to have the toad sanin and the writer of my favorite series…THE ICHA-ICHA…take me on an adventure through heaven"
"kid…if you weren't so young…I'd take you as my apprentice and make you my legacy…but for now…we move!"

FIVE HOURS LATER – EVENING – NEAR SOME WATERFALL

Jiraya was giggling to himself and taking notes while peeking at women from behind the bushes and naruto was kinda getting bored
"…lets have a spar old-man…"
jiraya immediately stopped scribbling
"today…before you called me the writer of icha-icha….you called me jiraya…which means you know who I am…and still wanna spar?"
"not to death man…just testing myself"
"okay"
jiraya got up and put away his note and telescope
"tell ya what…since I'm gonna be your sensei one day, why don't you take the first hit?"
'kid….what dafuq?'
'he taught dad, the yondaime how to seal…I'm sure he could teach me somethings about your seal too'
'…then what are you waiting for?'
naruto took off his weight seal papers and put them in his pocket carefully
"oh…weight papers?...don't tell me you're some super strong gak-"
his rant was cut short when naruto dashed to his side and kneed him in the guts
'fuckah…that was at least low jounin if not full…what have you been doing as training?
shit…sorry minato but I'm gonna have to knock your son's ego down a pebble or two'
the two got into a heated taijutsu combat with none giving out
jiraya jumped back and did some handseals
"taijutsu was never my best skill….FIRESTYLE : FIREBALL JUTSU"
'fuck…fire?...where's my kodachi when I need it?'
naruto barely avoided the fireball and dashed toward the sanin
midway he made some handseals and silently muttered to himself
"fox wind style : crushing wind piercer"
naruto concentrated wind chakra into his right arm and put his open palm on the sanin's chest and with his best wind jutsu and sent him flying in a hurricane of cutting blades engulfing him
"motherfuc-" jiraya crashed through four trees before coming to a stop
'what the fuck?...is he a jounin in disguise?...and what was that jutsu?'
"I quit"
"HUH?"
"it's a spar not a battle to death…say….can you train me in the art of sealing?"
'does he know about the kyuubi?...does he want to release it already?'
"I just wanna seal weapons into it….if I had my kodachi right now you'd be mince-meat but…oh well"
naruto put his seals back on and felt the heaviness return
"fine…"
'I knew it….you owe too much to my dad to refuse his only son….my darling GODFATHER'
naruto unconsciencely gripped his hand into a fist
"I'm gonna go home now…see ya tomorrow at the myuu-zaki hotsprings"
he left a pondering hermit to himself….which ended his pondering after hearing women giggle
"gihihihi…wait…how did they not hear our battle?...oh well….hihihi"

NARUTO'S HOUSE

Naruto came out of the shower, his small muscles covered by a little baby-fat shining under the moon as he looked out his window
he smelled the lavender and roses before giving them water and cleaning them a bit
'looks like you have a green thumb gaki'
'…'
'something on your mind'
'my godfather…did he forget me just because of his researches?'
'…'
'whatever…he's gonna pay me back by teaching me about seals….'
with that, naruto went to sleep thinking of his morning's running and jutsu training routines

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