Chapter eight
oh and if you're reading this for a harem…then I suggest you go read stormarrow's stories
his stories make you wish they made hentai like that…well…they do on some occasions but…nevermind
what I'm saying is I'm gonna build-up the story for now…but it'll come…not as soon as "next chapter" but when it does….AWWW YEAAAAH !...wonder how I'll concentrate with the hard-on I'll be having…
we roll v-v/) :
TWO DAYS AFTER SASUKE, SAKURA…AND NARUTO PASSED KAKASHI'S TEST
Sasuke and sakura were waiting in training field seven for their sensei to pick them up until they noticed naruto
sasuke ignored it but sakura couldn't and shouted "WHERE WERE YOU FOR THE TEST YOU BAKA"
"fuck….hey sasuke…" he patted his ears "are my ears bleeding?"
sasuke snickered and looked away "not yet"
"I'M TALKING TO YOU MORON" she shouted all the angrier for making fun of her in front of his dear sasuke
"relax sakura…he gave me an even harder test to pass"
'mmm…kaori-tama…'
'mmm….she was washing myuu-tama's back…' the demon pair thought in bliss
"yo"
"YOU'RE LATE" naruto and sakura shouted
"….wait what?..you just got here yourself, WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING THAT?" sakura asked….screamed at naruto
"what?...i didn't wanna feel left out" he said with a grin
"ready for today's mission?" kakashi asked with a smile
"HELL YEAH" guess who screamed that
and out of the corner of naruto's ear, a small drop of blood was about to fall…
A WEEK OF D-RANKED MISSIONS
"MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOW DARE YOU GIVE THE FUTURE HOKAGE D-RANK MISSIONS AGAIN?" naruto screamed in anger
"naruto, you're in the presence of the hokage show some respect" iruka yelled at the whisker-marked boy
"hmph" said sasuke with anger…if that was possible
"I agree with him hokage-sama" said the pinkette
"really sakura-chan?" naruto said with a sarcasm which no one noticed…also called acting!
"NO…I meant I agree with sasuke" she said with finality
"kakashi…looks like your team is eager to advance…very well…I'll give you a c-ranked escort mission to the land of waves…please call over iruka"
"yes hokage-sama"
'maybe it'll be a prince' thought sakura
'…the daimyo?' thought sasuke
'hmm…I wonder if roro will reach miki in time…hihihihi' thought the one eyed pervert
'me and women got telekinesis
I just look and they go
look and they move
look and they shake
look at them features
beautiful creatures
and make love to them in beautiful hotsprings!' the demon pair sang in unison
and that's when a drunk old man entered
'aww…'thought everyone but naruto and kakashi
'ready to be hokage but hokage ain't ready for me….wait…what dafuq is that drunk creature?'
'wait…icha-icha won't be here for another month!...FUCKAAAA'
"I paid good money and all you give me is a Cyclops and three kids?"
"I assure you sir…they're the best we have for now" sarutobi said with a hint of truth
the old man snickered when he looked at naruto
"want some candy little boy?"
'…..err….'
'…don't….'
'...FLAME AND WIND COMBO : FIRESTORM ODAMA RASENGAN!'
'…..and the reason you named my best and unmastered jutsu is?...'
'..he's worth it?'
everyone was looking at naruto, expecting a reaction but naruto was just arguing with the kyuubi
kakashi decided to finish this before naruto killed the client
"be ready in two hours by the konoha gates see ya" and with that he shunshined
DURING THOSE TWO HOURS – FIRST HOUR
'kid…seriously…go see a doctor…how can you chomp down-'
"thanks for the twelve bowls oji-san
I won't be able to eat this stuff until I get back"
"you're welcome boy" teuchi said feeling satisfied that his cooking skill filled another customer's belly
"back?...where are you going naruto-kun?" ayame asked worried
"just an escort mission to the land of wave"
"be safe okay?" and ayame pulled naruto into a tight hug over the counter
'you still got it…'
"umm…thanks ayame-chan" naruto returned the hug a little and ayame was going to kiss him too but he just ran…pathetic in the author's arrogant opinion
THE NEXT HALF HOUR
Naruto went to the weapon shop with a short sword strapped to his back
he looked through the window and watched a lonely tenten, polishing a staff…(author's note : am I the only one who thought that was weird?)
he entered the shop and just like a PMS, tenten's face shifted from frown to a grin
"naruto-kun" she went around the counter and hugged him
'…kid…I hate your ass…a lot….'
"its good to see you too ten-chan" but naruto knew better he didn't have much time
"here" he handed over the short sword
"naruto…this isn't.."
"keep it as a memento from me…and maybe one day, we'll spar with it too…but…why I'm really here is…I'm going on a mission to wave and won't be back for a while so…"
without anything said, tenten hugged the boy tightly and kissed his cheek
"good luck naruto-kun…I know you can do it" she said cheerfully
"eh…huh?...err…yeah" he said, red as a tomato and just walked out of the store
"…o my god…OMY GOD WHAT DID I JUST DO?" tenten gasped and turned bright red
then he noticed the kodachi has naruto's scent on it…she slapped her face and went behind the counter and started polishing the short sword
THE LAST HALF HOUR
Naruto went to the yamanaka flower shop and just walked in there since the parents were either on missions or too lazy to do shit themselves
he sneaked up on the blond, watering the flowers and put his hands on her eyes
"guess wh-" and he was cut short by a kick being impaled into his chest
he broke down coughing and after ino turned around to see who it was, she gasped
"naruto-kun!"
"cough…wait…kun?"
BONK…was the answer he received for seemingly no reason
"ouch…okay…fine"
he got up and gave her a pair of keys
"umm…what is this?"
"er…I was going on a mission to wave so I was hoping you could go to my house on your free time and watch out for the flowers…there's also ramen in the fridge and the house is pretty clean so you can do whatever you want there"
'..sigh…that's just cliché…it even said so on the tip section of icha-icha…she can't be that dumb…she'll just say I'm not your bitch so clean your own shit and kick you out'
"o..okay…if its fine with you" she said, her cheeks slightly pink
'…kyuubi….YOU GOTTA ROCK TO THE RHYTHM WITH'EM, GOT TO GIVE IT TO'EM'
'SHUT UP…I will rape you one day I swear'
"thanks ino-chan
knew I could count on you"
she hugged the girl and ran out the door
after a few moments when her brain processed a few things she thought to herself
'wow…he always wore those baggy clothes so I never knew he was so…buff…' and her orgasmic thinking came to an end when sakura came in
"hey ino
I'm finally going on a serious mission and its to wave….ino…OI PIG!"
no response…she was back in her world
'his house…I wonder if his bed will smell like him too…'
THE NORMAL, TALL, BIG AND PATHETICLY PAINTED KONOHA GATES
Naruto arrived to see everyone waiting, each with a backpack
'oh..shit…they can't know I can seal stuff whenever I want!'
"ohayo naruto…no backpack?" asked kakashi
"its an escort mission not a life and death trip….or is it?" he said looking at the camera
tazuna had a sweatdrop at that…for some unknown reason no one knows
"okay…guess you'll be hunting your food huh?"
TWO HOURS OF WALKING TOWARD THE LAND OF WAVES, A COMPLETELY NORMAL ROAD
The group was walking in the road with naruto in front, sasuke and sakura next to tazuna's sides and kakashi in the back
naruto noticed a puddle in the middle of the road, on a perfectly sunny day with no rivers or lakes around…but decided to ignore it
half a mile further, kakashi was suddenly turned to a gooey stain on the ground as two barbed iron chains minced him completely
"kakashi-sensei !" screamed sakura
"give us the bridge builder and no one dies….painfully" a mysterious figure in the trees said
"what he said" said the second figure
naruto facepalmed…loud enough that it echoed in the trees
"YOU MAKE FUN OF THE MIST'S DEMON TWINS" they said in unison and rushed at the group with their iron clawed gloves
sasuke threw a kunai and a shuriken at the chain wire flying loosely behind the two and pinned them to a tree before kicking one of them in the back of the head, rendering him unconscious
the other one broke the chain loose from his glove and flew at the bridge builder
naruto was getting ready to impale him with a charged kunai but kakashi made it in time and he held back….yet again
"took ya long enough…" naruto muttered
"yaaay good job sasuke-kun" screamed sakura
"well done sasuke
and good job standing there sakura" sakura's head fell down in shame…for a second
"and naruto…"
"what?"
"try to pitch in next time" he said with a smile
"oh I was just mesmerized by the sunlight and wondered why sky is blue…sorry"
'I like him more by the seconds…' was the thought on kakashi's mind
kakashi turned to tazuna
"tazuna-san…I think we need to talk"
A FEW MINUTES AFTER THE MISSION TURNED INTO AN A-RANKED MISSION ESCORT AND EVERYONE IGNORED THE DANGERS AND WENT ALONG WITH IT…
The group was walking through the misty forests with nothing interesting happening until naruto threw a kunai toward a bush
"NARUTO-BAKAAAAA" the loudmouth screamed
"what do you think you're doing?"
"oh…I just felt a rustle there so I was wondering what it was"
a white bunny stumbled out of the bushes…and it seemed to be crying
"YOU IDIOT" she said, running to hug the bunny
"oh well…guess that's my dinner" naruto said with an evil grin
sakura got up and punched the boy into a tree
"OH NO YOU WON'T"
naruto got up with a bloody nose and an even bloodier mouth
"so…you'll share your food with me?" he said spitting the blood out
"HELL NO"
"THEN WHAT DAFUQ AM I SUPP-" his argument was cut short when he heard a slight woosh
"GET DOWN" naruto and kakashi said in unison shouts
everyone fell on the ground a second before a giant broadsword cleaved where their heads would be
'hmm?...he noticed too?' thought kakashi glancing at the blond
'how did he know?...even I didn't notice…' thought sasuke with slight anger
'that was close' tazuna and sakura's thoughts
'crap…why is it that I never seem to have my kodachi when I need it?...shit…'
'oi kid…I sense two people….what should we do?'
"not bad kid…if you had noticed it a bit later, you wouldn't be breathing" said a mysterious figure on the sword which was now stuck deeply in a tree
"zabuza momochi…demon of the mist" kakashi said glaring at the figure
"oh…quite the honor for the copy-nin of konoha to know my name…I'm honored"
'man this is getting boring…too bad we can't go after the second one…is it a boy or a girl?'
naruto heard kyuubi growling in the back of his head in concentration…suddenly he took a loud whiff of the air and roared in excitement
'SHE IS A MOTHAFUCKIN VIRGIN !'
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" naruto shouted in excitement, making everyone look at him
'oh crap…'
"FINALLY I'LL HAVE A CHANCE TO PROVE MY STRENGTH" he said running toward the man but kakashi's hand stopped him
"you three guard the bridge builder, I'll handle him…he's out of your league" kakashi said releasing his chakra so the mist would disappear
everyone but naruto who faked it suddenly began choking for air
'what's happening?' thought the heroine of the trio
'such power…I can hardly breathe' thought sasuke
'not bad…really wish I could take off my chakra and weight seals and test myself….oh well….what should we sing kura?'
'dealer's choice'
[canon shot to the point where kakashi is stuck in water prison]
"EVERYONE RUN" kakashi shouted in the sphere of water he was trapped in
"we're a team kakashi-sensei" shouted the pinkette
"…run" naruto said looking zabuza dead in the eye
"what?" asked sakura with disbelief
"dobe…what do you think you're doing?"
"I SAID GO ALREADY…I have a plan and if you guys are here, you'll ruin it if the second ninja hiding in the trees catches you
zabuza stiffened a little
"gaki…how did you know?"
"…I SAID GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE" naruto shouted at the top of his lungs
"listen to him and protect the client…that's our priority" said kakashi, deciding to believe in his pupil
"okay…better get back soon or we're finishing dinner without ya" tazuna said leading the way….more like running off
"be safe kakashi-sensei" said sakura
"don't mess up dobe"
naruto waited until he couldn't sensei their chakra anymore, and closed his eyes
zabuza waited for him to…well…do something but he just stood there
his eyes suddenly snapped open and looked at zabuza again
"BEHOLD MOTHAFUCKA!
THE GREATEST NINJA TO EVER WALK THE EARTH AND YOU'LL BE HIS FIRST KILL SO BE MOTHAFUCKIN PROOOUUUUD" naruto shouted in a weird pose similar to his pervy sensei
'DOOOOOM" thought kakashi taking out his orange book
"gasp" zabuza's respond
"you read it too?"
kakashi looked at the demon with disbelief
"uh…hello?
I just made a mothafuckin attempt to look cool you know"
"I'm so sorry I have to kill you my sworn brother in book" zabuza said almost crying
kakashi looked down
"me too…I'll never know if roro will reach miki…"
"FUCK YOU BOTH MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAS" naruto said concentrating
seals appeared all over his body, some blue and some green
when the seals disappeared, the mist around naruto evaporated from the sheer force
'what the fu-' zabuza's train of thought was cut short by a knee to the chin
"yeaaah mothafucka"
kakashi was now free of his water cage
"get back kakashi….you're gonna have chakra exhaustion if you fight any longer"
"good point…you have some explaining to do when you get back though" he said going after his pupils and client when naruto motioned for him to move
"gaki…you're not normal are ya?" zabuza said rubbing his chin and the bandages around his face seemed bloody
naruto's eyes snapped open and stared at him like he was crazy
"HOW DID YOU KNOW?"
"make fun of the demon of mist huh?...i'll show you" with that said he started making some handseals
'ready to stretch your legs kura?'
'guhuhuhu…lets do this'
naruto summoned demonic chakra and put his hands in his infamous cross sign
"SHADOW CLONE JUTSU"
a clone similar to naruto appeared next to him, only with more demonic attires such as red eyes and fangs and claws
"should thank the forbidden scroll for this later" kyuubi said stretching his muscles
"hehehe" naruto snickered at zabuza's expression
"time for you.."
"to see…"
"a real demon MOTHAFUCKAAAAA" the demons said dashing at him
'he can fucking waterwalk?...a genin?'
he finally put finishing touches on his handseals and put his hands on the surface of the lake
"WATER STYLE : GREAT WATER DRAGON JUTSU"
a giant dragon rose out of the lake the size of a two story house and sped towards the pair
"chew on this" naruto said jumping toward the head of the great beast
"FOX STYLE : FIRE ROCKET" naruto concentrated wind chakra into his hand mixed with demonic chakra and threw it at incredible speed toward the dragon
the ball ignited as it left his palm and pierced through the dragon, evaporating it
'HOW THE FUCK DID HE BEAT WATER WITH FIRE?'
"don't forget about me" kurama said, hovering above the mist demon
"FIRE ROCKET" an even greater fire ball rocketed towards the jounin
'shit'
if it wasn't for three layers of thick ice appearing over zabuza, he would be turned into ashes by now
"haku…" zabuza growled at the masked nin appearing next to him
the pair suddenly kneed In front of the newly appeared ninja
"what the?..." zabuza asked
the ninja just took a step back and pointed senbons at the two
"please…"
"please…"
"join us" they said in unison and almost got cleaved in two by a swing of zabuza's sword
"THIS ISN'T A JOKE THIS IS A BATTLEFIELD"
"shut up…she is what we've been looking for…"
"a virgin from another country…and the books only say good of women from the mist"
"I'M NEVER GIVING HER TO YOU IDIOTS" zabuza said, grabbing the nin whose neck seemed to be red as roses and fled
"nyuuuuuu" naruto said falling and crying
"our offer still stands" kurama screaming and crying hard as balls
"I want her I want her I want her" naruto said still crying
"its okay bro…we'll just drag their asses to konoha" kyuubi said wiping his tears
"sniff…well…better get going" naruto said dispelling the clone, thus having kurama back into his seal and walked to the clients house was.
end of chapter eight
all will be explained like why they cried their asses off when they meet again
i also tried my best not to cliffhang all of you so be gratefull and do a freddy mercury when you feel like it
peace out 3