Chapter fifteen geniuses
notice : I could've cliff-hanged you all but…I guess I'd rather write 3000+ words and not let you down
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SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WALLS OF KONOHA
A group of sound ninja were creeping around the walls
some were looking around and some were drawing seals on the walls
"hurry up already before someone sees us" the seemingly commander ordered the artists
"just a minute"
a few minutes later, they finished drawing explosive seals but there was a play-boy graffiti but instead of a bunny, there was a snake with sunglasses in a tux
"…okay who did that?...fuck this you're not gonna answer so let's get outta here"
the ninja platoon disappeared without a trace behind….NOT
you'd be blind not to see that awesome graffiti !
STADIUM
"now…second match of today
sasuke vs kankuro
will the two contestants please come to the arena?"
sasuke was nowhere to be seen and neither was kakashi
"hmm…why don't we postpone this match until the uchiha arrives eh hokage-sama?"
"kazekage-sama…you seem to favor sasuke very much…why didn't you offer to postpone naruto's match?"
the kazekage just turned his head and looked at the arena
'damn you old man'
"I give up"
everyone looked for the source of the voice and saw kankuro with his hand raised
'I should save it for the invasion'
"well…than the winner of this match
uchiha sasuke"
half of the stadium, which would be konoha cheered and roared in joy
"okay…will shino aburame and temari of the sand please come to the arena?"
"good luck" naruto waved at temari
gaara's sand started creeping toward naruto
"…nevermind" naruto stepped back a few feets from gaara's sand
as temari arrived at the arena, shino was already waiting
'okay…when dafuq did he get there?
I didn't even fucking see him in the contestants section'
temari wielded her fan and shino just adjusted his glasses
"ready?...FIGHT"
temari quickly swung her fan at shino and a blow of cutting wind flew at him
as the wind hit shino, he turned into a swarm of bugs and disappeared
"clone?"
"behind you"
she felt a kunai on her neck and knew it was the end
"you're a wind user….a middle to long range fighter"
'damn…he sure talked a lot today'
shino was standing behind temari with a kunai in his hand, pointed at her neck and ready to paralyze her
'shit…I didn't even have enough time to make a clone'
"winner
shino of the leaf"
the crowd cheered for the winner and anyone from konoha roared in joy
the contestants returned to their section
naruto hugged temari out of nowhere which took her by surprise
'where did he come from?'
"Its allright tema-chan…just cry your heart out"
as he was caressing her with his words, he slowly lowered his hand and groped her ass
she reacted by kicking him in the nuts
"GUAH…cough"
naruto was panting for air and temari, who at first got worried at how naruto's eyes filled with blood, ignored it and sat next to kankuro and gaara
gaara was still looking at naruto
"umm…gaara-kun"
"he's dead" gaara stated with finality
naruto got up after catching his breath and leaned on the rails
"gawd…what did I do to deserve that?"
"you groped her!"
naruto's head turned around 360 degrees to look for the source but nothing
'squirrel?'
'in a fucking stadium?'
"now…will the next contestants….naruto uzumaki and sasuke uchiha come to the arena?"
naruto jumped to the arena from where he was in a heartbeat
he landed swiftly on the arena floor and there was something about him that made everyone curious and some scared
naruto wore a cold demeanor
it wasn't his usual bright attitude with jokes
"naruto-kun…" and hinata fainted (author note : that was not in my script…she fainted due to his idol being really really cool…apologies for the inconvenience)
"HINATA" kiba grabbed hinata and ran for the hospital
"what's wrong with naruto-kun?" tenten asked the other girls
"I don't know" ayame answered
"beats me" ino gave up
"I think I do" haku said with her head down
"you'd think it's their rivalry but in fact-"
"the gaki hates his guts" zabuza decided to show up in the fanfiction
"but why?" sakura asked, now curious about the story of naruto
"well….its not something you'd easily understand
to be concise...sasuke has what naruto always wanted and worked to the bone for it but sasuke doesn't even appreciate those things"
naruto was coldly staring at the floor
"hmm…maybe we should disqualify uchiha for being so late and go to the match of naruto vs shino eh kazekage-sama?"
"I already know the outcome of that battle hokage-sama
what I want to see is the last uchiha in action
we WILL wait" kazekage said with command
'very well'
the hokage showed guy five fingers meaning five minutes to disqualification
the crowd went silent yet again
sakura was beginning to shake
"sasuke-kun…"
but what was on the mind of some people including the hokage was what's wrong with naruto
they had never seen him like that
as naruto was staring into space, suddenly his head shot up and he jumped back
a loud explosion was heard and everyone cheered in advance, knowing it would be their hero who had arrived to slay the demon
"yo, dobe" sasuke said in his new, black combat attire with his family mark on the back
"hello naruto-kun" kakashi said with his usual play-boy tone
but naruto just stared at sasuke
sakura got to the rails and wanted to shout his idol's name but kakashi appeared next to her and stopped her
"let me explain" and he took her to his van…..almost joking...some duck stole his van so his day was ruined
"what's with the looks dobe?
still trying to look as cool as me?"
sasuke was getting frustrated
"well then…we'll finish this just like we wanted it"
sasuke took his clan's taijutsu form and waved for naruto to attack him first
naruto on the other hand, began making hand seals and his body shimmered
'WEIGHT SEALS ALL THIS TIME?' was the thought on all ninja's minds while a group of girls from other villages just drooled
naruto released his breath after the shine went away and took out his blade from its seal
"come" naruto didn't draw his blade and just held it on his shoulder
"your LOSS" sasuke ran up to naruto with above chuunin speed and ran around him in circles
naruto closed his eyes and tilted his head down
'hmph'
sasuke rushed at the opportunity and appeared below naruto
he was going to kick naruto in the chin to send him hovering but naruto just grabbed his leg and threw him at a wall
he made contact with the concrete and coughed blood
'FUCK' sasuke's danger senses went haywire
he got up just in time to dodge a fireball sent from naruto
"oi" naruto warned sasuke as he appeared behind him and started slashing at sasuke with his katana's sheath
sasuke took out his kunai and countered naruto's slashes
'hmph…I guess I'll just have to literally stop you'
sasuke jumped back and went through handseals
naruto calmly took out a three pronged kunai from his pocket and threw it toward sasuke
the kunai grazed sasuke's cheek and sasuke finally finished his jutsu
"EARTH STYLE : EARTH WALL CAGE"
a second later, naruto was trapped in a sphere of rock and rubble
"heh…thanks kakashi…now to finish this…" sasuke summoned his chidori and ran to the sphere expecting naruto to break it at any moment
"OI" naruto shouted from behind him which turned sasuke's eyes wide as a blu-ray disk
"WHAT?" sasuke released his jutsu and looked back to see naruto holstering his kunai
"hi…hiraishin?" kazekage stuttered in amazement
sarutobi smiled warmly at how much naruto had grown
"tell ya what…no more games" naruto re-sealed his blade
"lets do this" naruto took an unusual taijutsu pose with his knees bent, one leg behind him and one leg leaning forward
his left hand was open and his palm faced sasuke and his other in a fist, lowered to his stomach
"as you wish…but tell me
why didn't you use your sword?"
"well…you weren't worth it" naruto mocked with a cold tone
"NARUTOOO" sasuke rushed at naruto
'its time…'
BOOOOM
a loud explosion was heard and the gladiators stopped dead in their tracks
"about time" orochimaru got out of his disguise
"took the words right out of my mouth" sarutobi also lost his kage robes and was now in his battle suit
sarutobi noticed walls of transparent violet rise around them
"never were one to fight fair now were you"
IN THE STADIUM
everyone had fallen asleep except for a few well trained ninja like kakashi and sakura
zabuza ignored the genjutsu and decided to fall asleep….until haku stabbed him with a senbon in the arm
"FUCKAAAAAH"
"well…looks like we're being invaded" kakashi took out his sharingan eye blazing for battle and everyone started fighting a sound or sand ninja that engaged them in battle
sakura was about to get stabbed by a ninja until naruto appeared from above and crushed his skull to the ground with a stomp
"naruto-kun…"
"if you were going to be a drag, why did you stay awake?" naruto stated with a bored tone
"i…i-"
"enough of this
sasuke, sakura, shino and I know you're awake shikamaru
go after the sand genin trio
they seem to be up to something" kakashi gave them the orders and they followed the sand genin group
"and naruto…" kakashi glanced at naruto who was cutting any ninja that approached him to pieces
'what power…'
"please don't let anything happen to them"
naruto cleaned the blood off his blade with a quick swing and sheathed it back
"shit...with hair on it"
'you know...that sentence really doesn't suit your cold demeanor bro'
'...really?
it seemed cool when i imagined it...shit...'
'plus hair'
OUTSIDE THE STADIUM
The clan leaders were all defending a part of the city and the anbu were doing what they could…until they saw a three headed snake summon appear
ibiki grimaced at what he saw
"ibiki-san
what now?" an anbu member asked
"…we wait for help"
"TIME TO BRING DOWN THE HOUSE MOTHERFUCKERS"
ibiki's head shot up as he recognized the voice
a loud explosion sound and a mountain sized frog appeared and crushed the snake with its weight
"CROAK"
"HAHAHA
behold
the man that has no enemy in the north,south,west,east or even the heavens
the sannin of the frog
JIRAYA"
jiraya was in his battle suit that consisted of his head band on his arm
black turtle neck shirt and a jounin vest with his usual pants only in black
"now we can't lose" ibiki ordered the anbu to gather a team and evacuate any citizens left to the hokage mountain
Another explosion to the other side of the village and a giant white slug appeared
"TSUNADE?" jiraya screamed as if he saw a million naked girls
"OI
WHERE'S NARUTO?" she tried to shout from the other side of the village but jiraya couldn't quite understand what she just said
she sighed and ordered his summon to diverge into smaller pieces and heal any injured konoha ninja and rushed to the stadium
jiraya also left his frog in charge and followed suit
SASUKE'S TEAM
Sasuke and sakura were persuading temari and gaara as shikamaru left to help the village and shino stayed to take care of kankuro
"ah
team seven reunites" naruto stated as he tree-jumped along his teammates
"you're not really needed dobe so beat it"
"I don't get it"
"get what?"
"why THE FUCK are you so full of yourself?
you're not the strongest bad-ass around and you can't even beat your own teammate who was a deadlast"
"sasuke-kun probably has his reasons naruto"
"oh shut it
what have you done lately?
you even lost to ino, which I think was kinda pathetic
she didn't even have your god-i-don't-know-where-you-got-it-from power"
"seriously…try to find a goal and get stronger already
and for you sasuke…your ego is getting in your way
I'm only advising you here
take it or leave it"
the rest of the trip, the group was silent until naruto sensed a spike
"WATCH OUT"
team seven got out of the way in time before the trees where they stood was cut into pieces
"hot damn…you guys go ahead…I got this" naruto unsheathed his blade and sasuke along with sakura tree-jumped past temari
"hehe…finally some private time" naruto jumped a tree
"don't move" she opened her fan completely, showing all three moons and threatened to swing it
"…nope" he jumped again
"DIE" she released a tornado that cut all in its path
naruto jumped…well…practically flew ten meters back and left to avoid the tornado
"WHAT THE FUCK?
is that how you treat all the boys who hit on you?"
"well….yeah!" she said with honesty
"…any survivors?"
"do you see me with a giant round belly?"
"heh…well" naruto jumped again toward temari
"let's see if I can be your first eh?" naruto held his blade above his head and started pumping it with chakra
the blue light extended from the tip half a meter and naruto sheathed it, now the sheath shining bright blue
"time to put the books into use…slashing art…" naruto closed his eyes
temari also finished her handseals and drew blood on her fan
"I was gonna save this but…somehow I think you'll be worth it"
she swung the fan and a tornado twice the size of the last one appeared with a weasel in the middle of it
it held a sickle and had a bandage over its eye
naruto opened his eyes and slashed his sword at nothing "judgement cut"
the tornado was still approaching naruto…until the weasel was cut in half and even the tree temari was standing on got cut half
"WHAT THE-" she started falling
"KYAAA"
naruto appeared beneath temari and grabbed her bridal style
'holy shit…..HOLY FUCKING SHIT' kyuubi drooled since he could feel her butt as naruto was holding her butt cheek with one hand and the other, keeping her balance
"umm…how old are you?"
"same as you of course idiot" she poked him on the forehead and got off his arms
"so…when I'm eighteen…and I come for you…will your ass be even bigger?"
"…." She just looked at him with a smile
"you know…you looked really cool grabbing me and defeating my best jutsu and all but…you're kinda ruining your image so…" she reached for her pocket
"okay okay…got it" naruto turned around and wanted to jump but then…turned to temari and walked toward her
temari, clearly creeped out walked back till she hit a tree
naruto reached her and put her hand on the tree and next to her head
she closed her eyes expecting her first kiss
but to her surprise, she just felt naruto put something in her pocket
"whenever you're in trouble or needed me…throw that"
she opened her eyes but naruto was gone
she took out naruto's gift from her pocket
it was a strange three pronged kunai
IN THE STADIUM
Jiraya and Tsunade arrived outside the violet barrier to see their mentor in combat with the shodaime and nidaime while orochimaru was licking himself, looking at sasuke's nin-card (author apologizes to the disgusted readers)
"report" jiraya ordered the four anbus standing next to the wall
"the sandaime is currently engaged in battle with orochimaru of the snake and shodaime-sama and nidaime-sama"
"NO SHIT SHERLOCK !
I mean what happened before all this?"
"does it matter?" tsunade said with anger
"we need to help the old-man" tsunade got ready to rush at the barrier and wanted to punch through it
"WAIT LADY TSUNADE" the anbu commander shouted
"one of our men came in contact with it and he was roasted alive"
"shit…so all we can do is watch…" tsunade gripped her fists tightly
"naruto…if only you were here" she held her necklace and closed her eyes
'what happened with them?' jiraya got curious
"oi anbu…get dafuq outta here and help the village
we got this"
"hai" and they left
"so…care telling me how you know naruto?" jiraya asked with his play-boy tone
"long-story jiraya
to make it short…he found me
I made a bet with him and lost...in return i trained him for the chuunin exams"
"and the bet was?"
"I said I can take him down with just one finger"
"sigh…I think you underestimated him too huh?"
"yep…but I'm glad…my godson is so fucking strong and handsome" she blushed
jiraya just glared at her than at orochimaru, touching himself in weird places like his armpit or shoulder blade
'I'm gonna hit that guy with something REALLY heavy'
BACK WITH NARUTO
"AAAACCHHHHOOOOO" naruto was blown a meter back by the sneeze
'YO…dafuq was that?
it looked like a canon'
'someone must REALLY hate me right now'
'hmm…I wonder if tsunade arrived and told jiraya how you guys met'
'…'
'….nah
I mean look at the odds
why would she even be here?'
'exactly…hey…I sense our bro!' naruto grinned from ear to ear
naruto chakra-jumped from his tree-branch, breaking it from the pressure and flew up a good ten meters and spotted a battlefield twenty meters away
sakura was stuck in an arm like grip of sand to a tree and was unconscious
'must've pissed gaara off'
sasuke had tattoo all over him and had his chidori ready
'must've screamed his name before being knocked out'
gaara looked like shit!
he had half-transformed into his demon self and only his legs were normal
'dammit…I'm late'
"shadow clone"
two clones appeared under naruto and grabbed his feet
"careful"
the clones threw naruto with all they had
"MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAA" naruto crashed into a tree next to gaara
sasuke glared at naruto
"dobe…what do you think you're doing?"
"YOU" gaara screamed in his demonic voice
naruto got up and leaned on the tree
"oh don't mind me
when you knock sasuke out, I have a word with you gaara-kun" naruto grinned
"what are-" sasuke's eyes closed as he fell from the tree he was standing on
'hmm…chakra exhaustion…gotta love it'
("no need to thank me bro" author sips his hot chocolate)
"hehehe….YOUR TURN NARUTO"
"just one moment" naruto halted gaara as he was about to swing his arm at him
"come out kyuu"
"kyuu?"
"ROOOAAAAAARRRR" naruto shouted at the top of his lungs as red chakra enveloped him and a chakra cloak with long ears and two tails appeared around him
"WUZZZZUUUUU"
"….uzumaki….WHAT ARE YOU?"
"I'm the same as you idiot
WE…are called jinchuriki….a vessel if you will"
"a vessel for what?"
"for sealing the bijuu
you have the one tailed raccoon in you
I have the nine tailed fox inside me"
"then why…WHY DO YOU NOT KILL LIKE I DO?"
"because-" naruto disappeared and showed up next to gaara with his arm on his shoulder
"I have a plan
you kill to find your existence in this world don't you?"
the sand on gaara's body fell and he turned normal again
"how do you know?"
naruto's chakra also disappeared
"because..you were mistreated too right?
but unlike you, whom everyone knows your father is the kazekage, no one knows my father is the yondaime and treat me like shit
you can kill them and get away with it while I can't even fight back...they'll say i'm possessed or some shit like that"
gaara's eyes widened at naruto's situation
after he swallowed the facts naruto gave him, he looked down
"but…you didn't have someone you love like your mother want to assassinate you"
"mother huh?
my mom's family, the uzumaki also came from a clan that was a master of seals
they told me she died while giving birth but kurama told me its bullshit and she helped my dad seal kyuubi in me
and no I didn't have someone I love like my mom want to assassinate me…because basically anyone I trusted as a child betrayed me in the end
I was SHIT in this village gaara
no one even wanted to sell food to me"
"…how do you get along with this fact?"
"…I have-" naruto created a clone similar to him but only more animal like
"my brother with me"
"wuzzuuup?
I'm the kyuubi
nice to meet you in person gaara
mind if I chat with my long lost one tailed friend?" kyuubi held his hand forward for a shake
gaara blinked and shook his hand
"how do you plan to do that?"
"I just did" he let go of gaara's hand
"he shouldn't ask for blood anymore and you can sleep tightly"
"I have a plan gaara
interested?" naruto said with a grin
gaara's lips formed a warm smile which naruto found kinda nice
"of course bro"
"well it can wait"
gaara's smile turned to grimace as he formed sand around naruto's neck
"okay okay sorry dood"
gaara released the sand and rubbed his eyes
"are you always like this?"
"you'll get used to it
now…that plan we spoke of"
TOP OF THE STADIUM
"AAARRGH
MY ARMS" orochimaru screamed in agony as his arms turned to stone
"GIVE ME BACK MY ARMS"
"never…" sarutobi said with a low voice, clearly his last moments
"you shall…never fap….on little children…again" and he fell limply
the barrier started disappearing and orochimaru's goons came to his rescue
"konoha WILL FALL" he shouted as he fled
tsunade and jiraya rushed to their mentor in his last moments
"old-man" jiraya said with a lump in his throat
"sarutobi-sensei" tsunade started crying
sarutobi handed jiraya a piece of paper and…well…died for real !
"it says…tsunade will take my place" jiraya read aloud
author facepalms
author decides to skip the rest of the scene as some people might get disgusted for imagining a hot babe beat up an old man's corpse
A MONTH LATER
It was a month after the sand-sound invasion on konoha
apparently, the sound had killed the sand's kazekage and betrayed them so they formed an alliance with the leaf
the leaf was on its way to recovery and was no longer the great nation it used to be
it was decided that tsunade will be the godaime hokage due to sandaime's will
it was another peaceful day in the newly rebuilt konoha…until two figues in cloaks designed with red clouds on it approached the apparently-not-even-scratched-gates of konoha
"feeling nostalgic?"
"guess not"
"..."
gawd my fingers hurt
merry Xmas in advance geniuses
freddy mercury out /)
oh yeah
i'm publishing this story on 20th of december
if the world ends tomorrow...thanks for still reading :D