London sighed as she sat inside the small lifeboat. She decided the only way she could get away from that stupid sea school was to go unnoticed. So if a lifeboat "accidently" was released she'd be home free and no one would ever find her! Suddenly she heard voices. "I'm never going to forgive you for messing up my date with that girl!" Zack yelled. "Don't hurt me!" Woody cowardly replied screaming like a little girl. That was so like him. Woody came rushing into the boat pulling covers down to conceal himself. "Woody! What in the he-" Woody clamped his dirty hand over her perfectly glossed lips. "Shh!" He shushed. "Woody you can run but you can't hide!" They heard Zack yell.
After a while everything was silent and Woody let go. "Coast is clear" He grinned his braces showing food stuck in them. "Ick!" London thought to herself. Just then they heard more voices. "Cody, stop you're embarrassing me" Bailey blushed. "I can't help it I missed you" He replied. London lifted the cover just a little to peek. They had begun a make out session. "Maybe we should go somewhere more private" Cody said when they released for air. "You're right, but look right there is the perfect spot, we can be all alone" Bailey smiled. London was about to protest and make her presence known when they lifted to cover. "London?" Bailey asked in surprise. "Woody where are you, you big lump!" Zack yelled. "Quick get in!" Woody said pulling the couple in. "Woody!" Cody exclaimed. "Be quiet!" Woody told them.
"Aha!" Zack grinned impishly as he lifted off the lifeboat's cover. "Yikes!" Woody shrieked. "What are you all doing here?" He asked in surprise as he looked at the overcrowded boat full of his friends. "Zack!" The familiar loud angry voice yelled. "Uh oh!" Zack said and climbed in. "What did you do now?" Cody asked in an annoyed tone. "Nothing" He replied innocently. "There's no room get out!" Woody said still scared. They all started to argue and fight. Seeing Mr. Moesby coming closer London panicked not wanting to be caught and pressed the red button that released them.
The lifeboat immediately lowered into the water below many feet down at a rapid speed and the cover was blown off by the wind. "London! What did you just do!?" Bailey scolded. "It's not my fault Zack's in trouble!" London protested. "But you don't care if I get in trouble" Zack replied. Something was suspicious. "Alright fine!" London consented. "I was trying to use this boat to get away from this stupid sea school but then you all came and then Mr. Moesby was coming and I panicked!" "Well thanks to you now we're floating out to sea and the boat's going in the opposite direction!" Bailey scolded.
"Mr. Moesby!" They began to shout for help. But it was too late the boat was already becoming many miles away from them. "What do we do!?" London sobbed realizing her mistake. "Now I'm stuck with you all!" "Well like it or not we're all stuck and we can continue to bicker or work together to survive" Cody replied. "Cody's right" Bailey agreed. "First things first we need to put on the life vests" Cody instructed. Everyone immediately grabbed one and fastened them on all except for London. "I'd rather down than wear this hideous thing" London refused. "If you go under, your clothes will be ruined and your makeup will smear" Bailey tried. London sighed and reluctantly put it on.
"Now if I remember right every life boat is equipped with an emergency kit. It should contain food, and survival equipment" Cody stated. "Here it is" Zack said opening up a large red box that looked like a tool box. "Oh yeah" Zack smirked holding up a small pistol. "Don't hurt us! We can share the food" Woody whimpered. "Relax it's a flare gun" Cody replied. "Lock and load" Zack grinned devilishly. "Let's read the instructions first!" Bailey said taking it from him. "Nah, A guns a gun" Zack replied. "It's not a real gun" Cody rolled his eyes. "No time to read the ships getting away" London said grabbing it and attempted to shoot. The others scurried to stop her but only made her mess up and shoot downwards into the water. "You were supposed to fire up!" Cody shouted angrily. "I'm starving let's eat something!" Woody declared and rummaged through the kit to find something to satisfy his stomach. "I'm more starvinger!" London said with her usual bad grammar. "No I am" Zack said and yanked away the packets of food.
"We need order! We need to ration our food!" Cody declared. "Cody's right we need a captain someone incharge and we all need to remain calm and stop bickering!" Bailey agreed. "I nominate Cody he knows all about oceans and winds and currents!" Bailey stated. "Thank you Bailey" Cody smiled. "Now the first thing we need to do is to figure out the wind direction. Winds are caused by a balance between buoyancy force and pressure-gradient force. So according to Boyle's law, if the ship is heading this way, then the wind must be going-" Before Cody could finish his sentence Zack spit hitting Cody. London giggled. "It's going towards your face" Zack laughed. "Okay, good we have a captain and know what direction we're going in" Bailey replied.
"And we have cuddly dolphins to keep us company!" London clapped. "That's not a dolphin you dumbo! It's a shark!" Zack screamed. Everyone else began to scream and panic aside from Cody and Bailey. Suddenly the boat began to rock violently. "Okay when attacked by a shark, you're supposed to hit them on the nose" Cody directed. Zack grabbed an oar and attempted to do hit one. Just then the oar broke. "One problem, his nose is right above the teeth!" Zack replied holding up the remains of the oar. "Oh here sharky sharky! Don't eat us, eat these instead!" London panicked and through all the packets of food into the water. "London!" The others said angrily in unison. "Hey, it's working they're leaving!" Zack pointed out. "Okay, okay calm down humans can survive up to one week without food" Cody assured. "What's most important is that we have this big bottle of water" He said. "Right" Bailey said.
After that they used the blankets to make a sail. "Good news people the frame is perfect" Cody said once he finished. "We've got ourselves a great sail and a great captain" Bailey flirted. Cody smiled leaning down to kiss her. "Oh please, there's a time and place" Zack rolled his eyes. "I'd vomit if I had anything left in my stomach." "Alright, I'm going to use the stars to determine our precise location and then sail to safety. Zack use the oar that we have left to steer the boat" Cody instructed. "Now if we set a course to the north we should hit Japan" Cody deduced. "Right" Bailey agreed. "Hey look I think I see one packet of food left in the water!" Woody pointed out. Woody leaned over the edge attempting to reach it. "Woody wait!" Cody exclaimed. Too late, they all screamed as Woody fell into the water. "Just hang on!" Zack said grabbing the oar and reaching it out for Woody to grab. "Something touched my leg!" Woody screeched. The water bubbled and suddenly Woody was pulled under by something. "Woody!" Zack called. But it was too late, Woody was gone. "One man down" Cody sighed. The boat started to rock again back and forth violently tossing the teens around. They all screamed wondering who might be next.
"This private jet is amazing!" Jessie exclaimed as she continued to explore the wonders of a first class plane. However, nothing much had changed for the Ross kids, Luke was reading a comic book or "graphic novel" as he put it and Emma was playing on all of her electronics. "Holy Cow! That chair has a massage button!" Jessie gasped and quickly plopped down to try it out. "This feels nice" She said as it vibrated. "After twenty hours on a plane with this bunch, you'll be begging me to crush your head with a rock" Bertram replied as he ate to his hearts content. "Crab cake?" He offered. Jessie accepted and began munching on one. "Jessie have you ever been to Indonesia?" Ravi asked sensing her overenthusiastic reaction. "Oh please! My dad's idea of an exotic vacation was running through the sprinklers while Gloria Estefan CD played" She replied. "Could you all be quiet! I'm trying to read!" Luke complained. "You're reading?!" Jessie exclaimed astonished. "This plane must have just flown into a parallel universe." "Oh don't worry it's not a real book" Luke assured. "It's a graphic novel based on a legend about an island full of monsters! Ooh, do you think we'll see any monsters on our trip?" He said. "Yeah, sure" Zuri replied sarcastically. "We're gonna be taking care of him in our old age" Zuri sighed looking over at Emma.
The hours passed onward and everyone became extremely bored. "Are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet?" Zuri continued to ask the repeated question. "Please stop asking that question!" Jessie said agitated. "Okay, can I have candy, can I have candy, can I have candy?" Zuri replied. Jessie looked as if she was about to yank out her hair. "I can't take it anymore!" Bertram shrieked. "I'm going into the bathroom to cry" He sobbed like a whiny little kid. "Bertram, you cannot flush your feelings" Ravi said as he continued to play his game console. "I see jungle!" Luke gasped as he looked out the window. "We must be over Indonesia" He said. "That can't be there's still three hours left on the flight, it's probably just a deserted island" Jessie replied. "Emma turn off your electronics, the pilot says it messes with the controls" Jessie told. Emma rolled her eyes. Suddenly there was a loud rumbling and the plane began to shake. "What was that!?" "Probably just some minor turbulence" Jessie tried to assure. "Emma turn off your thingies!" Jessie shouted. Emma quickly attempted to turn off her many electronics and devices in a panicky manner.
The plane continued to shake and rumble violently. Everyone frantically tried to hold on to something. "Either the sky is falling or the earth is floating up really fast!" Luke exclaimed pointing out the window. "We're going to crash!" "No we're not remain calm, I'm sure your parents hired the best pilot in the world! If he's not worried why should we be" Jessie attempted to calm them. Right as she said the door creaked open and Jessie found that the pilot was passed out on the ground and the plane was not being flown and going out of control. "I am sending the jet company a strongly worded email!" Jessie shouted. "We're all gonna die" Zuri cried. "Don't worry, my dad taught me how to fly a jet! Bertram zip it up and come on out and help me" Jessie said banging on the restroom door.
Bertram came out hesitantly. "I'm writing my will on an air sick bag!" He replied. "I'm leaving everything to hoarders anonymous!" Jessie grabbed him by the collar and dragged him into the control room. "Just shut up and help me!" Jessie said. Jessie sat down and put on the headset and began rapidly hitting buttons. "I don't know anything about planes!" Bertram replied. "No! The radio's dead and the engine's failed!" Jessie cried. "There's nothing I can do, we're going to die" She said sadly. "They were so young" She thought. "I was so young." "Hold on is that-it is!" Jessie exclaimed grabbing the four parashoots that were left. "Quick everyone put one on! There's not enough so you'll have to pair up and make it work!" She told them running back over to the kids. Bertram greedily grabbed one and jumped out of the plane. Jessie sighed now there was even less. "Luke, Ravi you take one, Zuri, Emma, take this one with me" Jessie instructed. They strapped them on and held tight. "Okay on the count of three we all jump and aim for the water near that island!" She replied. "Jessie, I'm scared" Zuri sobbed. "I know, I'm sorry" Jessie said. "One, two, three!" They all jumped out of the plane as it soared downward crashing into the ocean.
Quick AN: I don't fully own this first chapter, most of the lines and what happens is from the actual episodes. An this is an AU so the ages are a bit different and both things are happening at the same time. So like I said it's not fully mine I was copying from the transcript but added my own flare to it but the next chapters onward will be fully mine in my own words! Read and Review!