Yes…the storm after a build-up
chapter XVII geniuses and people who are still reading in hopes for a harem
oh yeah…the harem thing…the reason I'm not filling my stories with lemon and stuff is cuzz naruto's still FOURTEEN…and a half
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JUNGLES OF KONOHA
After an hour of tree jumping, naruto got tired and sighed loudly
"when did everyone notice he's gone?"
"this morning" neji answered
"how do you know he went in this direction?"
"the anbu team traced him this way" chouji
"and…they're sending out genins for this?"
"they sent out a jounin team but…seems like they lost contact" kiba said scratching his nose
"I know what you're saying derp" shikamaru sighed
"yup…troublesome as fuck" naruto facepalmed
"sniff sniff"
"...for the record that wasn't me"
"we're close…really close"
A FEW METERS FORWARD
The sound four were playing poker and sasuke was trapped in a barrel
"royal flush…you lose fatty
you get to carry that fucking faggot"
"tayuya…a lady shouldn't-"
"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH"
"still got a foul mouth you stupid bitch?"
everyone's heads turned to the voice and saw a masked blonde
he was in black combat gear and had a belt full of scrolls and two pockets on him
he also had a long katana strapped to his side
"what do you mean still?" kidomaru the spider-fag got up
"….wait…when you masturbate…which hand do you use again?"
"I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU" he rushed at the blonde and they got into a taijutsu match
"sigh…let's just take the barrel and….DAFUQ?" jirobu yelled
"looking for this?"
kiba was holding the barrel and the rest were in front
naruto on the other hand was still bickering with kidomaru
"GO FUCK YOURSELF"
"YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU'RE THE ONE WITH EXTRA ARMS"
"SHUT UP"
"SHOVE TWO HANDS UP YOUR ASS
USE ONE TO MASSAGE YOUR BALLS AND USE ONE TO MASTURBATE YOU LITTLE SHIT"
"ENOUGH" shikamaru and tayuya screamed
"….fine" kidomaru went back
"…faggot" naruto whispered
"hand over the barrel and we'll let you die easily okay bitches?" sakon said in a low voice
"…unless she's gonna blow us all than no" naruto crossed his arms
"you know…your attitude is mighty familiar derp" neji stared
"YEOW" everyone turned to kiba and saw an arm go through his chest and punch the barrel over to the otherside
"DAFUQ?"
"thanks bro" the white haired man grew a lump on his back and grinned
"eww…I think I just lost my hard-on"
"…." Everyone glared at him
"you had a hard-on?" tayuya asked
"yeah…wanna see?"
"LET'S MOVE" the sound four minus jirobu began tree jumping toward the sound-konoha borders
"shit…" naruto reached for a shuriken
"leave this to me guys" chouji stepped up…..errr…..no not like the movie
"shikamaru…." Everyone awaited his command
after a few minutes, shikamaru nodded
"he can do it"
everyone nodded and tree jumped, leaving chouji to fight jirobu
FIFTEEN MINUTES OF TREE JUMPING
'and we say hell yeah…hell yeah hell yeah…fucking right…fucking right all right…hmm?'
naruto heard a swoosh
"RIGHT" kiba shouted
"FUCKING RIGHT YOU IDIOT" naruto cut the arrow shot at him in half
"…wait…what?"
"…nevermind"
"YOU" spiderman appeared
"YOU SHOT MY UNCLE DIDN'T YOU?"
everyone including kidomaru glared at him
author appears with pedo and dolan
"apologies…he ran from his cage"
"NO…NOOOOO" dolan and pedo dragged him away and author blurred away to his chessboard
"okay….where were we?"
"the script says I have to fight him" neji rubbed his eyes
"WHAT?" kidomaru yelled
"oh well…let's move" shikamaru ordered
"NOT SO FAST" kidomaru rushed at naruto
"that's my line" neji hit kidomaru in the shoulder with jyuuken
the group went after sasuke and neji blocked kidomaru
THE HOKAGE MANSION
Tsunade was holding a pen in her hand
"I should probably call for backup…it's only a team of genins after all…and our jounins couldn't stop them"
tsunade reached for a scroll and started scribbling on it
"I'm afraid I can't allow you to do that tsunade-hime"
"huh?" tsunade glared at the newcomer she couldn't even sense
he wore a long dark-blue coat with a black t-shirt under it and had dark-blue matching pants
he held his sword in his hand and didn't strap it to his side
he had black eyes and spiky black hair that fell on his forehead
"and you are?"
he adjusted his glasses
"…derp"
tsunade facepalmed
"naruto already used that name"
"….sunova bitch
as I was saying…you will not send that letter
gaara and naruto are not to meet as of yet"
"and why not?"
"for one…naruto will help the others…two…I deem it so"
"you can deem yourself to a lifetime of prison….ANBU" she shouted and three anbu guards appeared
"…scum" as the words left derp's mouth, the three anbu's heads fell and so did their bodies
tsunade jumped at derp and wanted to kill him but he grabbed her and pinned her to a wall
"you will not…I repeat…WILL NOT disobey me"
"cough…kiss my ass"
derp let go and tsunade fell and gasped for air
"see?
all's well now…..except for your little…faggot-ish sorry excuse for guards" derp adjusted his glasses
"cough….who…WHO are you?"
"I am called many things….derp…author…GODFATHER" he adjusted his glasses and ran a hand through his hair
"…chuck Norris?"
"I WISH…sigh…that guy's just too awesome
know what causes the earth to spin?
chuck's morning jog"
"so derp…what would happen If I sent this letter?"
"well for one I'll murder everyone in this village as retribution for you, disobeying me and for another…I'll just kill the messenger hawk and come rape you next"
"okay fine…."
"thank you for understanding…and good luck with the paperwork….EXTRA paperwork for the beheaded guards" and he disappeared in a blue blur
"FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AH"
BACK WITH THE POWER RANGERS….yeaah
The teams yet again clashed
"take care of this tayuya"
"fucking little shits"
the leader took the barrel and ran
kiba and shikamaru ran after him and tayuya wanted to stop them but blocked a sword slash from naruto
"hehe...time to show you some manners"
"FUCK YOU" she kicked naruto away and began blowing in her flute
'hmph…genjutsu huh?...thanks paa…this will be REALLY fun'
naruto closed his eyes and cleared his head
"closing your eyes won't do shit faggot"
"oh really?" naruto opened his eyes and began walking to tayuya
"WHAT?...HOW?"
naruto put a hand on her lips and pinned her to a wall
"you know…you become a real bother sometimes tayuya"
"mmph" she struggles but naruto held her hand and her single useful hand wasn't enough
"I'm not gonna rape you…yet…I need to turn twenty first"
"…mmph?" she used her hand to unmask naruto and gasped
"oh crap" naruto put his mask back on and crushed her flute in his hand
"YOU?"
"you're forbidden to tell anyone about this" naruto commanded
"am I now?" tattoo marks began covering her body and she entered stage two of her curse
"…is it me or are your tits and ass bigger now?"
"FUCKING DIE ALREADY" she rushed at naruto but naruto blocked all her moves
"boring…" he hit her neck and she fell limply
"WHAT…did you do to me?"
"be quiet for one goddamn minute" naruto got down and ripped tayuya's shirt off
"KYAA…I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO RAPE ME YET"
"I'm not….nice tits by the way…not too loose and not too firm"
"thanks…wait….WHAT?"
"talk again and I'm deep-throating you"
"…." She just glared
"good girl" he shuffled her hair and pulled her up
he put her on his lap and examined her neck
"…quite a seal you got yourself there"
"you can't remove it fag so stop trying"
"sigh…didn't I tell you to stay silent?"
naruto got up and went through hand-seals
"REVERSE SUMMONING"
kyuubi appeared….asleep
naruto kicked him in the ribs
"OW…dafuq bro?...sniff…mm…" he turned around and stared at tayuya's nude body
"no touching kurama…just take her home and take a look at her seal"
"I'll take gooood care of her bro" kurama lifted her up and drooled at the scene before him
"hey…can you personally take me to your prison or shit?
this guy's look might get me pregnant"
"sigh…I need to go…" naruto put his jacket on tayuya's body and she looked at her with gratefulness
"see ya when this mission is done bro"
"gruhuhu…"
THIRTEEN MINUTES LATER
Naruto arrived to see kiba and his dog all bruised up and kiba's stomach was ripped open
two white haired horned demons were approaching them
"hehehe…time to-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" naruto shoved a rasengan down their throats and they exploded
"I'd throw up but…I don't have a stomach anymore…cough…" kiba fell
(author adjusts glasses and pets his cat
"I like him….sort of" grumpy cat purrs but nope…no smile yet)
"sigh…what were they thinking sending you guys out?"
he drew seals on the tree next to them and teleported to the kage mansion
he left kiba's limp body there and without a word teleported back
"kinda getting tired of this" and he ran again
A FEW METERS AHEAD – A VAST CLEARING
Naruto reached shikamaru
he had used his kagemane to stop a white-haired man from taking the barrel
"shika…"
"I know…I'm barely holding him with his huge chakra level"
"get out of here….go after neji and chouji….FAST" naruto drew his blade
"what?"
"NOW"
shikamaru nodded and ran like hell
"hmmm….interesting" he put the barrel down
"you think you can beat me one on one?" he drew his spinal cord out and naruto almost threw up
"oh god…wait…so…how do you get a boner again?" naruto grinned as he pulled down his mask
"now I can breathe"
"I am kimimaru-"
"I don't care
ALL you need to know is that I'm the greatest ninja that ever set foot in this world…fuckah…now
can we get this over with?" naruto formed a handseal and the weight and chakra seals disappeared off his body
'really hate having to draw all those signs on my body…'
"hmph…your ego shall be your downfall" he rushed at naruto at an incredible speed rate
'yeow…he's faster than ero-sennin when he's caught peeking'
"what ego?"
they clashed In a swordfight to death and naruto was struggling to keep up
'shit…shit…shit shit shit shit times fag-finity'
"hmph" the man kicked naruto in the ribs and naruto went flying
'what power…'
he pointed his fingers at naruto and his finger bones flew at naruto
Naruto barely managed to cut them in time before getting pierced
"not bad…you survived it"
black smoke began to rise out of the barrel and naruto saw sasuke get out of it
through the smoke, all he could see was sasuke with a longer hair and darker skin
"faggot?"
"hmhmhmhm..hahahaha….AHAHAHAHA" sasuke laughed maniacally and tree-jumped away
"shit…I'd love to beat you to the ground but….REVERSE SUMMON"
kurama appeared again, asleep
naruto proceeded to kick him in the stomach
"yeow…dafuq dude?
don't let that grow into a habbit"
"can you take care of this guy?
he's kinda tough and sasugay is getting away so…see ya later"
naruto disappeared in a blur
"so…I'm kurama…your name is?"
"kimimaru of the-"
"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS" kurama rushed at him and kimimaru clenched his teeth
"I hate you two…I really do"
WITH NARUTO AND SASUKE
"OI Faggot
get over here so I can take you back to your bitch and go home"
"…" no answer
"grrr" naruto kept following sasuke….
KURAMA AND HIS TWIN FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION...yay...
Kurama stomped kimimaru's face to the ground and laughed insanely
"GOD I FORGOT HOW FUN THIS IS"
as he was walking away, he sensed a spike of chakra and turned around to see… doctor OCTOPUS!
second stage kimimaru and kurama glared at the author
"sorry" author cuts his tentacles off and drags him back into the chessboard
"hehe…I like you kimono"
"it's kimimaru"
"like I give a shit
I haven't had a fight in a long time and you my friend will quench my thirst…" kurama began to glow red and more animalistic
"GREATLY"
"so…you're a demon too…"
"RISING FOX COMBO" kurama appeared beneath kimimaru and kicked him in the chin and sent him flying
'what…power' kimimaru thought as his chin broke
"GRAHAHAHAHAHA" kurama proceeded to kick and claw at kimimaru in the air and elbowed his forehead and sent him crashing down
"BIJUU BOMB" kurama roared as he sent the black sphere flying at kimimaru
WITH SASUKE AND NARUTO
Naruto sensed the spike and knew kurama's all too familiar bijuu bomb
'heh…idiot…'
naruto remembered how kurama got into a fight with a mountain sized frog when he turned into his fox form and blew him away with his bijuu bomb
naruto and sasuke reached a clearing…more like a valley as they exited the jungle
it was called the valley of the end where hashirama senju and madara uchiha fought a battle to the death
"I've had it you fag
you comin or do I have to drag you back?
"you don't get it do you?" sasuke turned around and naruto took a step back
he was in his cursed form stage two
his demeanor had completely changed and his eyes were black with sharingan blazing in the middle
"I NEED more power
it's not something you would understand"
"…you're not gonna listen are you?" naruto sealed his sword into his headband and jumped on hashirama's head
"you're gonna let that snake rape you to death for what?
something you can have by pushing yourself harder?"
"I've had it with you naruto
you can't understand my pain"
naruto closed his eyes and started turning more animalistic
his fangs grew with his claws and hair
his whisker marks grew deeper
"you REFUSE to let anyone get to you sasuke
I'm gonna drag you back if I have to"
'and finally achieve my dream' naruto's body was engulfed in yellowish-red chakra as a robe covered him
he had a swirl mark on his chest and back
'keh…I hope two tails worth is enough for this'
"come and try it…dobe" sasuke shot a fireball at naruto and jumped down the waterfall
"faggot…" naruto held up his hand and absorbed the fireball
'you can't fight blazes with fire'
he also jumped down and his eyes grew wide at what he saw
sasuke had grown two hand-like wings behind him
naruto landed on the water surface and scratched his head
"okay…you gonna use that to masturbate?
cuzz you need to trim the nails first"
"GRAAAH" sasuke shot more fireballs at naruto and ran at him
naruto dodged the fireballs and pummeled sasuke in a taijutsu match with sasuke returning every favor
"Enough of this"
naruto jumped back
"you have all the friends you can get and you're worshipped by the village
what MORE DO YOU WANT?"
"I want to kill my brother"
"ah great" naruto facepalmed
"you want to beat an s-rank….A HOKAGE LEVEL MISSING NIN at the age of fourteen?"
"I didn't say now dobe
but I need to be as strong as I can be…not like you'd understand anyway"
"neither would you" naruto growled
"…I'm rather…disappointed"
"at what?"
"you didn't notice I had an extra tomoe in my sharingan"
"…." Naruto, author, dolan, pedo, grumpy and the readers facepalmed
"I was joking dobe"
"…." Author shoves his yamato through his clavicle, turns it painfully and coughs blood
"…don't do that…ever…please"
"GRAAAH" sasuke summoned his chidori but it had a black hint to it
'dafuq?'
naruto also summoned his rasengan and filled it with wind chakra, giving it a shuriken like shape
"NARUTOOOOO"
"SASUGAAAAAAY"
they shouted as they rushed at each other
THREE HOURS LATER – KONOHA GATES
Sakura,kakashi,tsunade and some of the council members were looking at the horizon
'naruto…where are you boy?'
"they're here" kakashi smiled and closed his book
naruto appeared in sight, cuts and bruises all over him and his chest full of burn marks
'darn that was close….that fucking chidori actually stabbed with each of its lightning discharges'
he also had sasuke hung over his shoulder, also bloody and battered but not burned like naruto
"SASUKE-KUN" sakura ran toward her idol and cried when naruto gave her over
"you idiot…sniff…I told you to bring him back not beat him to death"
naruto felt zabuza's broadsword slash his heart and melt it
"b..but i-"
"YOU INSOLENT DEMON" danzo shouted
"how dare you hurt the last uchiha like this?"
"…what?
what about me?
i'm on the verge of freaking dying here" he pointed at his chest
"you are a tool
a filthy worthless mongrel…we will discuss what to do with you in the court"
naruto clenched his teeth
what pissed him off wasn't the fact that he was insulted like never before
what pissed him was that tsunade kakashi and sakura just stood there and watched naruto take it
"…" naruto walked toward his house
"naruto…" tsunade rubbed her temples
THREE HOURS LATER – NARUTO'S APARTMENT
An ANBU appeared and told naruto to go to the public trial in front of the hokage mansion
he went as told and saw the people of konoha gathered and glaring at him
he also saw some worried looks from his friends such as hinata,ayame ino, tenten,shikamaru,lee and so on
he stood in the middle of the clearing in the crowd which was circle shaped and danzo was standing directly in front of him with the most disgusting smile he had ever seen
"uzumaki naruto
vessel of the nine tailed demon fox"
naruto closed his eyes and grimaced since he no longer had the fox in him and was just an ordinary boy…be jealous pinnochio !
"you are hereby banished-"
naruto's eyes snapped open and his jaw fell
"WHAT?" tsunade shouted
"banished as a vote was taken and the konoha civilian council deemed you must be exhiled from konoha and never to return for the crime of attempting genocide and hurting a fellow comrade"
"BULLSHIT
IT HAD TO GO THROUGH ME FIR-"
"IT'S OKAY TSUNADE" naruto shouted and silenced her
"naruto…" tsunade began crying
naruto looked around through the villagers and noticed their looks of disgust and some were filled with joy
'so…no one else is gonna stand up huh?'
"well if the gaki leaves than so do I" zabuza stepped forward
haku was going to do so too but was stopped as his boyfriend held her tightly
naruto nodded at her to let her know it's okay
"and I'll resign as the hokage" tsunade stood next to zabuza and naruto
"this pathetic village is too drunk on its own stupor and hatred"
"mind if I tag along?" derp patted naruto's back and whispered in his ear
"you used my name?" and naruto shivered
"hmph" hiashi also stood next to naruto
naruto's eyes along with everyone else's turned to dining plates
"I'll decide to believe in you boy"
"don't forget me" jiraya appeared behind naruto and next to derp, his face red
"….i'll cut you later" derp adjusted his glasses
"what?...so all of you will join that sorry excuse for a living creature just because you feel sorry for him?
specially you hiashi-sama….i expected more from you"
"i…" naruto spoke up
"just have one thing to say to you danzo…one day…I will return…TOO STRONG…for anyone to defeat….and one day…right here…in front of the hokage mansion…I will ENJOY watching you beg on your knees" and he turned along with his fellow comrades
hinata, hanabi and a raggedly breathing neji also tagged along
derp carried neji on his back and neji rested
the rest of the girls wanted to follow naruto but they all knew their parents wouldn't allow it
'you just did me the greatest favor yet boy' danzo smiled and put orochimaru to shame
the rest of the way to the gates was just as expected for naruto
people threw rocks and rotten fruit at naruto and he just took it all
derp would cut them all to pieces but…he had neji on his back
hiashi was also very pissed off since only his family followed him and no other hyuuga member
"it's okay everyone….you won't regret following me" naruto smiled even though blood was trailing his forehead and dripped from his head
"how is that?" tsunade asked
"we…"
"have a plan" derp finished and grinned
'oh how I enjoy manipulating fate to my will' derp's grin split his face
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FUCK YEAH
AS PROMISED, a killer chapter that's NOT only a build up for another great chapter, it's crazy on its own
oh and yes...i'm not freaking oxford so don't expect a grammatically perfect chapter
i'm doing the best i can and i read over it twice before publishing it
if you hate the grammar than...well...haters gonna hate
if they don't , they'll cease to exist