Back at the house after a quick lunch the girls were settling around the couch. Maura knew the Red Sox season opener was about to begin but that Jane would not bring it up. Instead Maura clicked on the television to ESPN and put the volume on low so that it would be playing in the background.
"Thanks" Jane mouthed to Maura silently.
"Always" Maura mouthed back.
"Oh Sports Yay, its nice to have another butch in the family." JJ yelled enthusiastically.
"You?" Jane stated in shock as Emily and Maura burst out laughing. "Sorry"
"It's ok Jane…Really. I get it all the time." Emily smiled as she sat next to Maura on the couch.
"Hey shouldn't you be apologizing to me…I'm the one you insulted." JJ feigned being hurt.
"Oh lord."
"We are all women Jane…you cannot possible think you will win." Maura stated very matter of fact.
"So Maura have you made the calls?" Emily asked
"I still have to ring Dana, you know how hard she is to find."
"Yeah…I can't even reach her and we work in the same building."
"What calls, who's Dana?"
"Bridesmaids Jane…." JJ stated still looking at the TV. She didn't care for the Red Sox really but it was sports and not the history channel so she was not going to complain.
"Bridesmaids…why do you…oh yeah…right."…"Already?" Jane squeaked out
"I am going to go out on a limb and say she has been planning this her entire life" JJ whispered…"Watch this…Maura where's the book?"
Jane looked around "What book?"
Emily smiled and blushed. She had been through this before and knew she had one up on Jane.
"Jane, sweetheart it's nothing it's just…"
"No come on Maura, I want to know….umm…all about it."
"Nice save" JJ said and got jammed by an elbow.
Maura smiled and jumped up to the bookshelf and retrieved an old leather bound scrapbook. She ran over to Jane and moved JJ out of the way.
"Heeyyy."
"Come over here babe, I think you have done enough."
"I was just trying to help, I didn't know about the book into week three. At least Jane will know no matter what she picks it doesn't matter." JJ said sarcastically knowing it would get Emily riled up.
"I let you pick the cake."
"You let me pick the groom's cake."
"You did, honestly Emily that thing was hideous." Maura stated and proceeded to show Jane every idea for her wedding.
"So you got it all figured out huh…"
"Um yes but we can change it…"
"Riiiggghhhttt." JJ said
Maura shot JJ a look.
"Easy tiger."
"No sweetheart its ok, I want what you want." Jane said and Maura looked over at JJ triumphantly.
"Whipped" JJ coughed
"Jenifer sweetheart, get Jane and I a beer." Emily stated
"But"
"Now Jennifer."
"Whipped" Jane coughed back
"Whatever Jane"
"So who are the famous Bridesmaids" Jane asked
"Special Agent Dana Scully, Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery, ADA Alexandra Cabot, and the Matron of Honor….Special Agent Emily Prentiss."
"Why does the thought…don't fuck with Maura suddenly come to mind." Jane said
"Cause she has more money than God and knows enough doctors, FBI agents, and attorneys to make you disappear?" JJ said
Emily and Maura laughed out loud.
"Well as the Matron of Honor…Matron eww" Emily said "I will make sure Dana knows. "JJ contact Garcia and see if she can get a hold of Dana."
"Yes Dear."
"What's so special about Dana, she works with the FBI right?"
"Well her cases are a little more secretive than ours." Emily stated
"She works with E.T. for a living" JJ yelled
"JJ"
"What…she does."