KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, "OPEN UP FBI."
Jane jumped off the couch and reached for her service weapon and pointed it at the front door. "What the…"
Maura walked into the living room calmly and smiled as the front door opened.
"Oh how cute." Scully said
"Damn she is hot." Addison said
"What the f…."
"Ah, Ah Ah" Alex said as she waived her finger in the air. "Is that anyway to speak to your BrideMaidens"
Emily and JJ walked in last, laughing their asses off. Jane was still pointing her service weapon at the "intruders"
"Put it away Rizzolli" JJ demanded as she jumped on the couch and grabbed the remote.
"Jane this is Dana, Alex, and Addison"
"Hiiii Jane" the ladies said in unison
"Hi"
"Put it away Rizolli" JJ stated again
"Oh right…of course. Sorry about that."
"No problem, it was priceless." Addison said
"Maura dear, lets open up some wine" Alex said as she walked Maura back into the kitchen.
"Yes but we have an appointment at…."
"Maura, you already picked out the dresses and you know all our measurements…time for a drinky"
All the ladies followed Maura into the kitchen, all except Dana.
"Jane, a word."
"Um, yes of course."
In the kitchen the ladies wrapped around the island and leaned in trying to eavesdrop.
"What do you think they are talking about?" Maura asked nervously.
"Oh come on Maura, you know what they are talking about, now which wine? Alex asked
"Fuck, top shelf on the right." Maura shouted
"That's my girl." Addison said
In the living room Jane and Dana starred at each other willing the other to speak first. Jane broke first.
"So"
"So"
"Did you lose the bet?"
"What bet?"
"The let's scare the crap out of her and make sure she is right for our girl bet."
"Are you scarred?"
"Nope"
"Damn"
Dana and Jane busted out laughing.
"So"
"So"
"Your Dana, I hear you work with E.T."
"I see you've been talking to JJ. She's just mad I won't tell her where Area 51 is."
"Seriously, you know where that is?"
"Um nope, I am just messing with you."
"Damn"
"Tell me about Maura" Dana asked
"Excuse me"
"I know about Maura, but I want to make sure you know about Maura. That you really know what you are getting."
"She's, she's …perfectly complex.
"Go on."
In the kitchen
"So Alex where's Olivia?" Maura asked nervously
"She and Fox went for a ride on his UFO, they should be here in a few minutes."
"Oh, that's nice."
"Yeah, then they are going to pick up Teddy and swing by here for Jane and JJ." Addison added
"MAURA"
"What oh, I am sorry. I am just …"
"Its just Dana, she wouldn't hurt a fly." Emily tried to say
"Just Dana, just Dana…she could be impregnating her with an alien flesh eating virus right now." Maura shouted and all the ladies bust out laughing.
"Ok…more wine."