Okay okay...the PMs can stop now I am back.
It had been two months since the engagement dinner. Well Jane couldn't really call it a dinner it was more like appetizers with a side of stitches. Maura indeed needed to get stitches and Addison insisted on doing them at the table. To say that the other patrons were none too pleased was an understatement. After that night, everyone went home knowing they would see each other soon, there were bachelorette parties to be scheduled. For now though Jane and Maura were happy to get back to some normalcy.
It was a little after 2pm at the precinct and no new cases meant that the boys were discussing their new favorite topic...the wedding.
"What about the flowers Jane...have you picked the flowers?"
"For the fifth fucking time old man...they were white with some curly things."
"White Tuberose Jane" Maura walked into the bullpen and smiled Jane.
"Excellent choice Maura"
"Thank you Vince"
"Hey I was there too remember"
"Oh I remember Jane...I believe your exact words were...Whatever you want babe"
Jane blushed slightly but just rolled her eyes. While Maura was the super planner Jane was really excited about the wedding. She wanted to be more involved but didn't know how to ask without sounding too girly too pathetic. She was the man in this relationship she didn't care about wedding planning...did she?
"Where will you be getting married?" Frost asked
"We haven't picked yet but I was thinking we would..."
"We'll actually Jane, your Mother and I picked St. Peter's last week"
"Oh..." Frost saw Jane slump a little in her chair "Of course honey whatever you want" Jane shoved a paper in her desk and got up quickly. "Hey I just remembered the Lt. Wanted me to check something ...I'll be right back"
Maura looked at Barry and Vince and then starred at the paper the stuck out from Janes drawer. When Jane was out of site she pulled out the paper and walked away.
Down at the morgue she sat at her desk and starred at the paper. It was in Jane's handwriting but she could tell she must have been very young she she wrote it. "Jane's Dream Wedding" it read. "Best location ever...Fenway Park."
Maura looked down in shock. All this time she just thought Jane wasn't interested but she never stopped to realize that while Jane complained about all the planning she was there at every meeting...well at everyone she told her about.
"You are such an idiot Maura" she said to herself as she moved her diamond back and worth on her necklace.
RIRIRIRI
Jane paces back and forth in the parking lot. "What is wrong with me" she reaches into her pocket and dials the first number that comes to mind.
"Benson"
"Hey it's Jane."
"Hey, what's wrong"
"Why does something have to be wrong?"
"Okay then...how may I help you.
"I have a problem" Jane hears Olivia giggle but ignores it.
"Go on"
"When you and Alex got married, did you ever, um did you care about..."
"Spit it out Rizzoli"
"I want to be Maura's Bitch...wait no"
"Oh you can't take that one back sweetie...damn I wish I had listened to Alex and gotten a cell phone that records."
"Fuck, I just...it's the wedding and I wanted something but I don't , I just want one night where I can just be ...
"Where you can be the woman so that it would be easier to do a girly thing like picking out something for the wedding."
"Yes"
"You have to man up and ask for it sweetie"
"Man up...really."
"I thought it was kinda clever...you know play on words and all that"
"Yeah yeah"
"Listen I get it I do...being the butch doesn't mean you are still not a woman. You can let go for her...she would love that shit."
"Really? She won't , I mean I still..."
"You can go back, it's just Maura... Talk to her"
"Thanks"
"No worries...I want to be her Bitch ...fucking classic...oh Alex is going to love that shit."
"Oh God"
RIRIRI
Maura had been sitting at her desk wondering what to do to make this right when her phone went off.
Maura, I need something but I don't want you to think less of me.
"Oh Jane" she thought Anything my love, she texted back.
After the longest five minutes of her life her phone when off again... A song has been downloaded on your opened the file and listened.
Now we gonna do this thing a lil different tonight
U gonna come over and pick me up in your ride
U gonna knock and then u gonna wait
Ooo u gonna take me on a date
U gonna open my door and ima reach over and open yours
Gon pay for dinner take me to see a movie And whisper in my ear I bet you really wanna do me
Girl now take me home and get up in Benz
Pour me up a shot and force me to the bed
I'm always on the top tonight I'm on the bottom
Cause we trading places
When I cant take no more, tell me you ain't stopping
Cause we trading places Now put it on me baby till I say Oooo weee
And tell me to shut up before the neighbors hear me
This is how it feels when you do it like me
We trading places
Gon get it, get it get it, get it get it
Maura smiled "Oh I get it Detective...ask and you shall receive"
Back upstairs Jane was trying and failing to get her mind to think of something else, anything else. It had been an hour. A fucking hour and no return text from Maura. She knew it, Maura had not interest in girly Jane...God...and then...
"Delivery for Ms. Jane Rizzoli"
"It's Detective"
"Listen lady, I get paid to deliver packages and read the note and this note says MS now you want the package or not"
"Just leave it and go you good for nothing ..."
"Jane, leave the kid alone and open it already"
"Seriously guys the wedding and now this, you guys really need to get your estrogen levels checked out"
Jane tries to diffuse her nervousness with sarcasm but it doesn't work. She knows who the package is from and realizes she is way out of her league. A short black dress is inside...a small not attached."
My dearest Jane, At exactly 5pm I want you to go into the the ladies room and put this dress on. I want you to walk through the bullpen just in time for the shift change to happen. I want as many people to see you as possible. I want everyone to know that you are going out tonight. I want people to know that I am the only one that can make you do anything I ask. I want them to feel the power I have over you and be jealous. I want them to go home and jerk off imagining what i am going to do you, i want them to come imagining you screaming my name.
"Oh good god" Jane thought and then looked up at the clock, "4:45, Fuck"