EXILE DIB:CHAPTER 4:Q-WHY-SU
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"So THAT'S what he used it for." said Purple.
"Invader Zim, you are under arrest for unauthorized use of a QAiSU." said Red, drawing a laser and training it on Zim.
"NEVER! DIB-BOT, STOP THE TALLEST!" said Zim.
"I'm sorry, master, but they are your superiors and I must obey them. Now submit to the Irken Armada." said Dib's PAK through his mouth. "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" screamed Dib. "I have a name you know. I am the A.V.A.T.A.R, or Automatic Virtual Assistant for Training and Advanced Robot. I made it up myself!"The doors to the control room sealed tightly.
"I cannot let you escape, Zim." said Computer.
"You're all coming with us." said Red.
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Meanwhile at the Membrane house...
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"Gaz, have you seen Dib? He's been missing for WEEKS." asked Membrane.
"No." grunted Gaz. She was playing Piggy Vampires 4 on her Game Slave 2.
"Until we find him, you are banned from video games." said Membrane.
"You wouldn't DARE!"
"Oh yes I would, now hand it over." Gaz handed her father the Game Slave and her eyes burned with rage. "Now, TO THE LABORATORY!" Membrane and Gaz hurried down to the basement. "I planted a tracker in Dib's head so he couldn't leave without my knowledge. He's currently at... Zim's house." the two headed over to Zim's house and rang the doorbell.
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200 meters below...
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"Sir, someone is at the door." said Computer.
"Can't you see I'm BUSY! LET THEM IN!" said Zim.
"OKAY!" yelled Computer. He called a lift to the surface and brought the two down.
Ding!
"They're here." said Computer, rather cheerfully. Out of the lift stepped Gaz and Prof. Membrane. The Professor was in a mild state of shock at the sight of Zim's base.
"The tracker says he should be right here." said Membrane.
"I'm right here." said Dib. Membrane looked about bewilderedly for the source of Dib's voice. "What the meatbag means is that we're right here" said AVATAR.
"Dib, is that you! What is this?" asked a still-confused Membrane.
"This is the scene of a crime, and you are ALL under arrest." said Red.
"Even me?" asked Purple.
"No, not you."
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Later..
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"So Zim really is an alien and you're not insane?" asked the Professor. He, Gaz, Dib/AVATAR, and GIR were all in a prison cell aboard the Spittle Runner.
"No, he is insane, just not about Zim." said AVATAR.
"And Zim turned you into an Irken just to shut you up?"
"Yep"
"And now Zim's under arrest for using illegal technology to make an AI.
"Pretty much." said AVATAR. "Would you let me get a word in?" asked Dib. "Nope." said AVATAR.
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Yay for somewhat non-unhappy endings! Next chapter will be longer, I promise! Also, Yay reviews! You made my day TallestCora!
Invader Skarrch OUT! *BOOM*