EXILE DIB:CHAPTER 5:SSSSPPPPPAAAACCCCCEEEE!
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This next chapter is why this story has a T rating, SO BE WARNED! Also, I like your theory TallestCora, but black and blue are just Dib's signature colors. And he's just observant, really.
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"ZIM, YOU ARE FOUND GUILTY OF ILLEGAL CONSTRUCTION OF AN AI. SENTENCE: PAK WILL BE REMOVED AND INCINERATED, AI WILL BE DESTROYED. SO SAYS THE TRIFECTA." the three Control Brains boomed from the main screen.
"YOU CANNOT KILL ZIM!" yelled Zim.
"I'm too young to die!" pleaded AVATAR.
"SILENCE, TINY ONES. WE WERE NOT FINISHED. FOR INACTION IN THE LINE OF DUTY, TALLEST PURPLE IS SENTENCED TO ESCORT THE PRISONERS TO VOLCANIA. SO SAYS THE TRIFECTA."
"Help me, Membrane, you're my only hope!" said AVATAR. Membrane looked disinterested.
"Why should I help you after you kidnapped my son?" he inquired.
"Because if I am destroyed, Dib will die a horrible death."said AVATAR. "WHAT!" yelled Dib. As much as I hate to admit it, I am your PAK at heart, and without me you are a vegetable.
"Gaz, you have to save Dib or I'll throw your Game Slave to the robo-moose." said Membrane.
"Prepare to jump to warp." said a technician. The ship rumbled as it entered hyper-space. (A/N: I just infringed on two franchises in as many sentences.) The humans (and Dib/AVATAR) looked out in wonder.
"I've never been in space before! It's beautiful, really." said AVATAR. (A/N: From now on AVATAR speaks in italics, because I don't feel like writing 200 copies of that sentence.) "Indeed." Dib had only been in space once, and he was lodged in a giant stone butt that time. Just then, Purple walked in.
"Well, Red's gone, so I guess it's just me escorting you." he said, annoyed.
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Three hours later...
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BOOM
A huge explosion rattled the ship. "Sir, two unidentified objects outside." said the tech.
"What are they?" asked Purple. Suddenly, a communication came up on the main screen. It was Skoodge, wearing a spacesuit, and Minimoose in DEATH MODE, one of his barrels smoking.
"We're here for Zim and GIR!" said Skoodge. Squeak! agreed Minimoose.
"Oh, that's right, I sent an SOS to Minimoose." said Zim.
"Why should we give up Zim?" queried Purple.
"Minimoose, ATTACK!" yelled Skoodge. SQUEAK! affirmed Minimoose. He then began to rain heckfire on the Spittle Runner. The bridge was tilting and jerking as the ship was pummeled.
"AHHH! SAVE THE DONUTS!" yelled Purple.
"We're taking heavy damage, sir, and we can't get a bead on him!" said the engineering officer.
"TO THE ESCAPE PODS!" The Irken ran for their lives, and escape pods were quickly launched. Purple, Dib, and the Membranes ran for the door, only to find Zim standing in front of it.
"You're not going anywhere, my Tallest." spat Zim. He had his PAK-legs fully extended, and his antennae were flat to his head. "You betrayed me!" he said, and Purple cowered in fear. Then, Purple muttered something, and glided forward.
"Step aside, Zim." he said, as if this happened every day.
"GRAAHH!" yelled Zim, and he whacked Purple across the torso with his PAK-leg. Purple's hover-belt shattered, and Purple flew back and landed in a heap on the floor. Membrane and Dib hurried over to him.
"My Tallest!" said Dib, as he began checking for a pulse. "He's alive, despite Zim's best efforts." Membrane just stared at the unconscious form.
"C'mon GIR, we need to get to the PODS!" said Zim, and he walked away chuckling.
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Zim's off his proverbial rocker, looking for his lost marbles. Sure hope he doesn't stay this way, it'd severely impede the story HINT.
Skarrch OUT *BOOM*