EXILE DIB:CHAPTER 7:PURPLE HAS HIGH LDL
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Dib walked in on the proverbial group just as they lugged Purple out of the ship. "Hey guys." he said dejectedly, his antennae drooping.
"What's wrong, son?" asked Membrane.
"It's just hard, being Irken. I have no idea what I'm doing, and the only one who could have helped us is on 'temporary shutdown'." Membrane had absolutely no idea how to console his son. He walked over and draped his arm over Dib.
"I see, said the blind man." said the not-blind Membrane. Dib just got up, and walked over to Purple's still-limp form. He thought of his previous experiences with Purple, and gave him slap in the face.
"AAAHHHH! WHAT HAPPENED!" yelled Purple, before dissolving into a fit of coughing. He was obviously in pain, and he grimaced as he coughed. Small flecks of greenish blood appeared on his hand when he covered his mouth.
"What's wrong with him?" asked Membrane.
"Scanner -hack- in my -cough- PAK.." Dib rummaged around in Purple's PAK, and found the med-scanner. It was a thin red cylinder, with a shining silver band down the middle. One end was tapered to a point. Dib pressed the green button and waved it over Purple. A holographic readout appeared, and Dib stuck the point in the sand to get a better look. The readout showed an image of Purple's internal shell, with injuries highlighted in green.
"According to this, you have three fractures in your shell, a punctured lung, and unhealthily high cholesterol." said Dib. "Luckily, the puncture is tiny, but the fractures will take a while to heal."
"My -hack- cholesterol is -cough- normal." said Purple indignantly.
"Do you have any morphine in that PAK?" asked Dib.
"-cough- No."
"Then you'll have to rough it." said Dib. "Just stay relatively still and you'll be better in a few months." Purple looked surprised.
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Meanwhile, on Earth...
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Zim sat on the curb in front of his house, antennae drooping. "GIR, go get me a snack, I need to think."
"Okey-dokey!" said GIR, and he rocketed away and crashed through the roof of the house.
I know we don't see eye to eye
but I really should try
Now I've seen through all your lies
and I can't believe my eyes
I know you laughed and laughed at me
but now I finally can see
Who's laughing now?
I know you think that you're the best
but you failed a crucial test
I'm not like all the rest
I'm not content with second-best
I know you laughed and laughed at me
but now I finally can see
Who's laughing now?
I know I took away your snacks
and made you suffer those attacks
but now it's time to pay your tax
So you'd best be making tracks
I know you laughed and laughed at me
but now I finally can see
Who's laughing now?
I know you laughed and laughed at me
but now I finally can see
Who's laughing now?
Who's laughing now?
"I have no idea what just happened." said Zim.
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YAY, my very first song. Don't worry, this is not going to happen often. I just had the tune in my head, and out popped some lyrics.
~Skarrch OUT~ ~BOOM~