DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of these guys though I love em all.

PPM: Chucky's just for you. Thanks for the idea!

Group is Now in Session

[Lector]......(holding an oversized doll) If everyone will return to their seats we will continue.

[Candyman]......What the hell is that?

[Freddy]......(grinning) I like toys.

[Chucky]......(from Lector's arms) F**k you, you burnt faced *&&%$$#$%#%&^*&^

[Pinhead]......Charming.

[Lector]......This is Chucky and he's an enchanted doll.

[Chucky]......Possessed! You f**king #*&^%$%$ flesh eating #*&^&%$% I am POSSESSING the doll.

[Jason]......(Grunts)

[Michael Myers]......(covers his ears)

[Candyman]......Hey now, watch the potty mouth! Michael is sensitive to that stuff. We don't want him going all slice and dice on us.

[Freddy]......Speak for yourself.

[Lector]......(sits doll on chair) Chucky has some inadequacy issues that tend to manifest in rage.

[Candyman]......And potty mouth.

[Michael Myers]......(nods)

[Freddy]......(a large knife materializes in Freddy's hand)

[Chucky]......Well you try getting laid with a half inch dinky! It would make anyone a bit cranky!

[Pinhead]......Did he just say "dinky"?

[Candyman]......Did he just say half inch!?

[Freddy]......(offers the knife to Michael) Here ya go kid!

[Michael Myers]......(stares at knife)

[Freddy]......(leans in close and whispers) Jason's been doin yer sister!

[Michael Myers]......(rises and stabs Jason repeatedly)

[Jason]......Grunts.

[Freddy]......(laughing maniacally) Party on!!

[Lector]......Mr. Myers sit down right this second! Or I will be forced to revoke your slashing privileges for a week!

[Michael Myers]......mumbles

[Freddy]......Whoa! Did you just say something?

[Michael Myers]......(sulks)

[Candyman]......Freddy, you're a bad influence on the boy.

[Freddy]......(chuckling) God I hope so!

[Pinhead]......Could we please leave that deity out of the discussion?

[Chucky]......(nods knowingly) Family issues.

[Freddy]......(laughs) Who's your Daddy?

[Lector]......I think we are all missing the point here. We all traffic in fear, in our own ways.

[Freddy]......If someone doesn't kick this into high gear soon, I'm going to show the lot of you what "real" fear is.

[Jason]......Grunts.

[Candyman]......Sticks and stones.

[Pinhead]......I am adept at using sticks and stones as well as finer instruments of torture and pain.

[Lector]......Mr. Krueger using supernatural powers in group is strictly forbidden.

[Freddy}......(tapping his blades) And I give a fuck, why?

[Lector]......Lets all try and curb our homicidal natures for the moment. Take a deep breath. Come on all of you.. even if you don't normally breathe.

[Chucky]......This bites!

[Lector]......There are sandwiches on the table for everyone to enjoy.

[Jason]......Grunts and grabs a sandwich.

[Candyman]......What kind?

[Lector]......Why sweet meats of course.

They all nibbled in silence.

More? Any character suggestions? I am having SO much fun! Freddy rules!