DISCLAIMER: I don't own em but I may maim em!

NOTE: Thanks to everyone for their support and character suggestions. You guys are pretty funny yourselves! Anyway keep em coming! This chapter includes "the Creeper" my favorite rubber suit monster. Thanks again PPM.

(Start shameless self promotion) I also have a serious Freddy fanfic to post. One that is properly gruesome! So check it out! (end shameless self promotion)

PLEASE NOTE..the rating in this section is R (so if you're too young, go away) due to naughty language and crude references. What can I say? Boys will be boys!

Group is Now in Session

(a large winged figure slips from the shadows and stands in the corner)

[Candyman]......Who's that?

[Freddy]......(looking) Oh, that's just the Creeper.

[Candyman]......Well what's he doing over there.

[Freddy]......Creepin! (laughs at own joke)

[Michael Myers]......(goes to investigate)

[Jason]......Grunts.

[Lector]......Everyone had enough finger food? All right, now that we've all calmed down a bit, let's get back to the topic at hand.

[Pinhead]......Which was?

[Freddy]......Chucky's teenie weenie.

[Chucky]......Shut the f**k up! You *&%%#@@%^&&*&^%$

[Freddy]......Are you one of those dolls that wets it's pants?

[Jason]......Grunts.

[Chucky]......*&%$%$%$#&%*& At least I didn't get beat down by a GIRL!

[Michael Myers]......(pokes Creeper with his knife)

[Candyman]......Michael don't do that.

[Freddy]......No, you just got your ass whooped by a six year old boy!

[Michael Myers]......(continues to poke Creeper)

[Freddy]......(to Chucky) So tell me, what's the real story with you and Barbie? She put out or what?

[Chucky]......&*&^&^%$#@@!#@&^%*&&*^%%$^%$

[Freddy]......Hey Michael! Get over here! Leave the panty sniffer alone!

[Jason]......Grunts.

[Pinhead]......Ah, a fetish. My type of conversation.

[Candyman]......Ew, does he really do that?

[Creeper]......(flaps his wings in anger)

[Freddy]......(materializes a giant fly swatter)

[Lector]......No lifestyle judgements please. We all have our little "interests"

[Freddy]......(to Lector) Your little "interests" Doc, give a whole new meaning to "eating p*ssy"

[Chucky]......(laughs hysterically)

[Michael Myers]......(snickers)

[Candyman]......You're one to talk Freddy.

[Michael Myers]......(hums Mr. Sandman.. Bring me a dream...)

[Freddy]......(sings) Candyman's got jungle feverrr, jungle feverrr.

[Lector]......We were going to discuss our callings and what motivates us. Lets stick to that. Who would like to go first?

[All]......(looking at spot on ceiling)

[Pinhead]......(starts)I am always willing to educate the unenlightened in the ways of suffering..

[Freddy]......Well keep talking Pinny, cause we're suffering all right.

[Pinhead]......Do not call me "Pinny"

[Freddy]......So tell me Pinny, what "other" body parts you got pierced?

[Jason]......Grunts.

[Michael Myers]......(giggles and makes an obscene gesture involving anatomy)

[Chucky]......(to Michael) You think?

[Michael Myers]......(nods)

[Chucky]......(looks at Pinhead) Whatever floats your boat I guess.

[Pinhead]......I am an expert in the ways of torture. See this divine instrument?

(holds up a curved blade with serrated edges)

It can flay a man end to end as well as......

[Freddy]......As well as slice and dice and make julian fries! WHO CARES!?

[Lector]......You seem a bit hostile Mr. Krueger. Is there anything you'd like to share about your experiences?

[Candyman]......Why would you want to encourage him?

[Freddy]......(evil little grin) Well, if you REALLY want to know!

TBC

More? Am I on the mark? Missing it by a mile? And who else can I play with muahahahahha!