DISCLAIMER: I don't own em but I may maim em!

(Start shameless self promotion) I also have a serious Freddy fanfic to post. One that is properly gruesome! So check it out! (end shameless self promotion)

NOTE: A lot of people seem to want to see Leatherface in the story but I'm ashamed to say that its been so long since I've seen TCM that I'm not sure I'd do the character any justice. I may be ribbing "the boys" a bit but I do love em all and want to do well by them. This section is a bit more topical so hopefully people are up on the jokes.

I envision the Creeper's voice being reptilian(ish). If you have the dvd (which I do) you will find in the deleted scenes that the Creeper did indeed speak. I do think they were right in keeping him mute though. He was much "creepier"

Group is Now in Session

[Lector]......Of course we're interested Mr. Krueger. Please continue.

[Candyman]......This is going to get ugly.

[Creeper]......(juggles four decapitated heads)

[Michael Myers]......(applauds)

[Chucky]......(laughing) Couldn't be any uglier than Freddy's face!

[Freddy]......(slashes Chucky's head off and tosses it to the Creeper)

[Creeper]......(continues to juggle with Chucky's head)

[Chucky]......%$#@!%#&%%(*~#^^%*^&^%^%$%$#$#@#^&^%*(*^$#$#@#!~

[Lector]......Now, was that really necessary Mr. Krueger?

[Freddy]......(chuckling) I thought the Creeper could use a little head!

[Candyman]......(throws up hands)I warned you. But no one ever listens to me.

[Jason]......Grunts.

[Creeper]......(hissing like a snake) I can ssssew it back on.

[Pinhead]......I have seen your work Creeper. You are quite talented with needle and thread. Where did you learn your art?

[Creeper]......(hissing) Martha SSSSStewart.

[Michael Myers]......(covers head)

[Freddy]......When did that bitch get outta Hell?

[Candyman]......(comforting) There, there, Michael it's alright. I have a feeling she'll be back in her cage soon enough.

[Chucky]......It's a good thing!(keening laughter)

[Jason]......Grunts.

[Creeper]......(sews Chucky's head back on)

[Lector]......Mr. Krueger, you were going to discuss what's been bothering you.

[Freddy]......(rings hands, bemoaning) I'm misunderstood!! All I've ever wanted was to be good, to stay married, and raise my daughter! You know I have a soft spot for children!

[Michael Myers]......(rolls eyes)

[Candyman]......Yea, you and Michael Jackson.

[Lector]......(to Freddy) This is group. Straight talk only. Remember?

[Jason]......(holds up sign that says, "I belong to the Kobe Bryant fan club")

[All]......(stare)

[Michael Myers]......(snickers)

[Creeper]......(raises his head and sniffs the air)

[Chucky]......Wasn't me.

[Freddy]......Not me.

[Michael Myers]......(shakes head)

[Jason]......Grunts.

[Creeper]......I like the ssssmell of death.

[Freddy]......That would be Jason's feet.

[Jason]......Grunts.

[Chucky]......(to Freddy)So says the crispy critter. Do you come with BBQ sauce?

[Jason]......Grunts.

[Candyman)......(sighing) Why didn't I just go back to the grave when I had the chance?

[Lector]......Are you going to continue Mr. Krueger or no?

[Freddy]......All right, all right! I'm pissed off that I work my ass off killing in the most inventive and amusing ways I can think of, but do I get any respect? NO! I get Freddy vs Jason that's what I get.

[Lector]......This is good, very good Mr. Krueger. Let it out.

[Jason]..Grunts.

[Freddy]......I'm sick and tired of being locked in my boiler room just because someone thinks that good always triumphs over evil. It's just not true! I mean have you ever been to New Jersey!?

[Michael Myers]......(pats Freddy on the shoulder)

[Candyman]......Well in all fairness it becoming harder and harder to genuinely scare the masses these days. Everyone's gotten very jaded.

[Pinhead]...... Fear is not the point. Pain and suffering are.

[Chucky]...... Well that explains Hellraiser 6.

[Freddy]...... (sits sulking)

[Lector]...... I'd like to continue in this direction after a brief break. Everyone stretch your legs or claws. Whatever you... CHUCKY not THAT!

TBC

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