It was once again the weekend and Trish had successfully dragged Lita, along with Victoria, to the mall to go shopping. Not necessarily for the baby but that didn't stop Trish from dragging Lita to looking at baby clothes.

"Oh my God!" Trish squealed picking up a onesie that said 'I'm Cute. Mommy's cute. Daddy's... Lucky.' "This is sooo cute! It's unisex so you can get it right now." Lita was about to speak up but Trish kept going. "Actually, no. I'm getting this for you."

"Trish. Calm down. First of all, 'daddy' isn't 'lucky' that 'mommy' is 'cute'. You can get me whatever you want but seriously, I'm going to need you to calm down. Look in your arms right now." Trish had multiple onesies and other cute little things she wanted to get for the baby. 'You're going to end up buying the whole baby section at this rate."

"She's right Trish." Victoria said from the side of Trish.

Trish snorted. "Seriously Vicki, you need to look in your arms as well."

Victoria smiled. "What can I say? I'm excited to be an Aunt and spoil this kid rotten."

"Can we head over to, I don't know, somewhere else?"

"Maternity clothes!" Trish yelled in excitement. "We can get you maternity clothes!"

Lita rolled her eyes. "I don't need maternity clothes quite yet."

"Well it won't hurt to start shopping for it now. No need to get it the last minute."

Lita looked over at Victoria. "You know you didn't have to come."

Victoria smirked. "I know but it's fun seeing her torture you."

"Let's go!" Trish said dragging the other two along with her. "But first, I want to buy this. Just one. I have plenty of time to buy you other cute clothes for the baby!" Trish decided to stick with another onesie she picked up earlier that said 'Psst... Party At My Crib Tonight At 3AM B.Y.O.B.', with a picture of a bottle on it and Victoria decided to get a onsie that said 'No Habla Your Blah Blah.'

Lita had talked Trish from looking for maternity clothes at the moment so instead the trio headed to another store in the mall looking at shoes. "Look at these, they would look so good with that red dress I got the other day." Trish said picking up a pair of red heels.

"They actually would." Lita agreed with her.

"Uh-oh." Victoria said from beside the other two. "Someone spotted us and is coming right here."

Lita and Trish looked up from the shoes they were looking at and in the direction Victoria was looking at. "Ugh. Ew what are they doing here?" Lita wondered.

"I'm assuming shopping just like us." Trish said turning her attention to the shoes once again.

"Why the hell would they even be coming here?" Before Trish or Victoria could answer her question, the trio were approached by two others.

"Hi girls." One of the two said when they made their way to the trio.

Lita and Trish both rolled their eyes before turning around to face the two. "Hi Maria, Candice."

"Hey." Victoria was the only one who didn't put on a facade because she didn't really know Candice or Maria too well to know why Lita and Trish didn't really like them.

"So Lita, I heard you're pregnant. Congratulations." Maria said.

"Yea and your boyfriend's the father." Trish remarked, Lita glaring at Trish for that statement.

Maria seemed unaffected by Trish's remark. "I'm aware of that. Anyways I think it's really nice of John to help you. I mean, you haven't found a guy yet, who knows when you will find a guy. You're not getting any younger. By the way, I'm really surprised you can get pregnant at your age in the first place."

"She's only 29," Victoria was starting to realize why Trish and Lita weren't too fond of Maria, "You know, the same age as your boyfriend."

"I didn't mean it in a rude way. Just kind of surprised it was easy for her to get pregnant this late."

"You know Lita," Candice said ending her silence, "You're already showing, it's so cute."

Lita wanted badly to punch the smug look off of Candice's face. "No I'm not, that's not possible. Your eyes are deceiving you."

"Or you're just gaining weight for the heck of it." Candice replied earning her a look from Maria who was the lesser of the two evils.

"You know, we were shopping until the two of you disturbed us so if you don't mind, we would like to continue." Trish wanted to slap the duo.

"Bye." The duo left the trio to continue their shopping.

"Wow. Now I understand why the two of you don't like them." Victoria said picking up a pair of black gladiator sandals. "Maria seems a little less evil of the two. I know she made a shot at your age but when she looked like she wanted to stop Candice when she talked about your weight."

"Yea but that doesn't make her any less of a bitch." Trish stated. "And no to those shoes."

Victoria rolled her eyes. "I think they're edgy."

"Trish is right." Lita said. "Well, about Maria being a bitch, not the shoes, they are so your style."

"Just looking, not going to get them." Victoria replied putting them back down.

"Then we can share." Lita said picking up the shoes Victoria just put down. "I like them and we're the same size."

"Until your feet start to swell. Then I'll just take them." Victoria joked.

Lita rolled her eyes. "Whatever, as long as I get to wear them even once or twice, I don't care."

Trish purchased the red heels and another pair of shoes while Lita purchased the sandals.

"We should go to-"

"No blondie." Lita interrupted Trish. "We should go home now or something. I'm tired and I'm sure Vicki is too."

"Yea, Dave is supposed to be home soon. We were going to go out tonight. It's been a while."

"Then it's settled. We're going home, we can always come back. Hopefully not soon though."

Trish stuck her tongue out but gave in so the trio made their way back to their car. Trish and Lita dropping Victoria off to her house before they went back to their own.

Lita went to open the door when she heard a knock on the door later that evening. "What are you doing here?"

Randy rolled his eyes. "Hello Li. Nice to see you too."

"It's nine at night," Lita said not moving from the doorway, "is there a reason you showed up at this time?"

"Is nine too late for you? Would you like to let me in?"

Lita finally moved from the doorway and let him in. "Maybe if you were already here it wouldn't be, but showing up to someone's house at this time is not nice."

"It's a Saturday, I have no plans."

"You mean you have no slut to screw?" Lita said closing the door following Randy inside the house.

"Exactly." Randy smirked. "I thought why not spend some time with my favorite red-head and blondie." Randy said making his way to the kitchen with Lita following him.

"I'm sure you have a billion other favorite blondes. Trish actually isn't here. She's spending some time with Jeff."

"So it's just the two of us?"

"I guess so."

"What you have to eat?" Randy said opening the fridge. "I'm hungry."

"Of course you are. Go at it. Just don't touch my ice-cream in the freezer."

"So Maria was over today." Randy started to smirk taking out some left over pizza from the fridge. "She said she ran into you, Trish, and Victoria at the mall with Candice. How was it?"

Lita rolled her eyes. "She was a bitch like usual."

"Really? She told John how she congratulated you and then you guys went your separate ways. Of course I didn't believe that. Not as gullible as Johnny boy."

Lita once again rolled her eyes. "She called me old and Candice called me fat. She tried to take back her statement when Victoria pointed out that John happens to be the same age. You know, Candice is actually worse than her. She actually looked like she was going to kick Candice for calling me fat."

"Honestly, I think her bitchiness starts to show more when she's around Candice."

"Don't care."

"I'm waiting for the day when you slap Candice. She's such a bitch to you all the time."

Lita started to laugh when she thought of what Trish said earlier. "You know when Maria congratulated me on the pregnancy, Trish said to her that 'your boyfriend is the father.' I wanted to kill her for saying that but now it's kind of funny."

"Trish would do that." Randy continued to eat his pizza in silence. "You want to watch a movie?"

"Which one?" Lita asked.

"I guess any that's on."

"Alright."

"Can I take food with me?"

"You just had two slices of pizza. You want more?"

"What can I say? I'm a growing man."

"Whatever. I'm getting ice-cream. I'll share. Want some?"

"What kind?"

"Double chocolate chip."

"I'll pass. I saw some cookies earlier."

"Take em."

The duo grabbed their ice-cream and cookies and headed in the living room turning the television on to see if anything good was on. "Chick flick. Chick flick. Chick flick." Randy said changing a couple of channels. "Seen it. Stupid. Kiddy stuff."

"OHMYGOD! PICK SOMETHING!"

"You don't have to yell." He continued to flip the channels until something caught his eye. "Baseball. Let's watch that."

"I thought you wanted to watch a movie?"

"Well, nothing is on so let's just watch baseball."

"Whatever. You're lucky I actually like baseball."

"Hey." Randy said walking into the living room in the apartment he shared with John.

"What are you doing home so early? It's only twelve. Did you not find some poor girl to mess with?"

Randy rolled his eyes. "I did. Lita." John started to give Randy a dirty look. "Not like that. I wouldn't do that to a friend. We just hung out, ate, watched some baseball. Where's Maria?"

John pointed towards his room. "Inside." Randy started to chuckle. "What's so funny?"

"Your life."

"Excuse me?"

"You're in a relationship with one girl yet your having a baby with another. We all know how Li feels about Maria and how Maria is. She's going to lash out on you soon even though she was initially 'supportive'."

"No she's not."

"Dude. She called Lita old and Candice called her fat."

"No she didn't."

"Li told me. You're gullible. You really think their conversation went smooth at the mall? You know Candice is a bitch and she'll say whatever she wants to Li just to bring her down."

"Yea, but Maria isn't like that."

"She is when she's around Candice."

"Whatever. She's in the room. She could overhear you so just be quiet." John said starting to get angry and annoyed.

"Your life is very entertaining."

"I'm glad you think so. Anyways, I'm heading back inside."

Trish woke up in the middle of the night when she heard a sound coming from down the hall. "Li? Is that you?" She saw a light on coming from the red-heads room. She went into her room and saw she wasn't there so she headed to the bathroom which was in the room. "Oh Li." Trish went over to her friend. "You okay?"

Lita momentarily looked up at Trish. "Do I look okay?" She continued to vomit. "Who the hell's idea was it to call this morning sickness? It should be called 'getting sick whenever the hell your body wants'."

"Do you want water or something?" Trish didn't know what to do so she just offered the first thing that came into her mind.

"No." Lita started to get up from the bathroom floor. "I think it's over. For now."

"Do you need something?"

"No. You can go back to sleep. Thanks for coming but you don't have to next time."

"But-" Trish started to say until Lita interrupted her.

"All that's happening is me puking my guts out. No need for you to get disturbed."

"Well, if you ever need anything, don't hesitate."

Lita smiled at the blonde. "Thanks. Will do. So, are you going to be playing the father role during the pregnancy?"

Trish laughed. "If you need to me too."

"You'll go to the store and pick up stuff for my late night cravings?"

"I'll call John up for you and then he can do that." The two started to laugh.

"That works."

"Go back to sleep while you can. Good night." The duo making way out of Lita's bathroom and into her bedroom. The blonde smirked when she thought of something. "Or, we can have some fun real quick and then you can go back to sleep."

"What's going on in that pretty little evil mind of yours?" Lita said sitting down on her bed.

Trish joined her. "Let's test John."

"What?"

"Give me your phone." She took the phone from Lita when she handed it over to her. "Okay. I'm going to dial his number and you are going to pretend you need something."

"Like what?"

"I don't know. Oreos?"

"Uh-huh."

"And then we'll see if he goes to get them for you."

"Trish."

"Come on! It'll be fun!"

Lita started to smile thinking about how it would be to go through with this little prank. "It will be."

"Here." Trish handed the phone over to Lita. "Wait. Speaker. It's ringing."

"Alright. Stay quiet."

"Hello?" A sleepy John answered the phone.

"Hi."

"Li? Is that you? Is everything okay?" He sounded a little more aware than he did when he first answered the phone.

She bit back a laugh before she continued. "Oreo's."

"What?" He asked a bit confused.

It was getting harder for her to stop her laughter but she did it. She had to look away from Trish, who was also trying to fight back laughter. "I need Oreo's and Trish is sleeping I can't just wake her up for it. We have none. And I can't go to the store because I keep puking so, could you get me some Oreo's?"

"Are you joking?"

"No John. I'm not."

He thought about it for a second. "Can this wait until the morning?"

"Not really."

He was awake now so he thought why not. "Fine."

"Really?" She asked a bit surprised.

"Yea."

"Well, that's nice to know for next time but I don't need any right now. Thanks."

"So this was all just a prank?"

"I wanted to test you to see if you would do this for me later if I actually need for you too."

John sighed. "Wow. Can I go back to sleep?"

"Yes."

"Wait, you said you were puking? You okay? Or was that apart of the joke too?"

"Not apart of the joke but I'm fine now. Just a little morning sickness. Not something I wasn't prepared for. You can go back to sleep now. Good night."

"Good night. Tell Trish I said good night to her too. I know she's near you and not actually sleeping."

"Good night John." Trish said laughing. "Well, that was fun." Trish said getting up from Lita's bed.

"It was but I feel bad."

"Just a little?"

"Not that much." They both started laughing. "Alright Trish. Thanks for making me feel better. We should probably go to sleep now. I'm tired and I know you are too."

"Yea. Nighty night Lili."

"Nighty night Trishy poo." Trish left after closing the door behind her.

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