"UGH! I'm only twelve week pregnant! None of these damn pants fit me!" Lita said throwing down another pair of jeans that wouldn't fit her.
"That's normal." Trish said not looking up from the red-heads bed as she was flipping through a magazine.
"How would you know that Stratus? Have you been pregnant before?!"
"No." Trish started to say calmly looking up at the red-head for a moment. "But I do have a sister who was pregnant before so I know these things. Heard the same complaints from her that I'm currently hearing from you. Maybe it's time to get stretchy pants or something?"
Lita sat back down on the bed after she found a pair of jeans that actually fit her. For the moment. She knew they probably wouldn't fit her in a week. "Finally. So damn annoying." She heard her phone ringing, still a bit pissed that her pants weren't fitting anymore, that translated in the way she answered the phone. "What?!"
"I don't think that's how one should answer the phone." The voice on the other end replied.
"I don't think I care. What do you want Cena?"
"Um. Did you forget about the doctor's appointment?"
"No!"
"Are we goin' together?"
"Don't care!"
"You want me to pick you up?"
"Don't care!"
"Okay. I'll be there in a few." He was trying to act as calm as he could with the red-head because he knew her hormones were getting to her. Both him and Trish thought she used that as an excuse sometimes.
"Joy!" Lita exclaimed sarcastically hanging up and throwing her phone on the bed. Trish started to feel a bit bad for John, she didn't think he deserved any of that but she didn't say anything and continued flipping through the magazine.
"None of my pants fit." Lita stated while John drove the two of them to her doctor's appointment. Lita was supposed to get an ultrasound which would reveal how far along she was in the pregnancy even though they knew but it would give a better view on that as well as to see how the pregnancy was going.
"What?" John asked confused, this was the first thing the red-head said anything to him ever since he picked her up from her house.
"I'm getting fat. Nothing fits."
"I wouldn't call it getting fat."
"Am I starting to show?"
"What?" John said taken aback at her question. He didn't know how he should answer this question because she was starting to show a bit.
"Am I showing? You can tell me the truth. I won't hit you."
"Just a little." He said a bit hesitantly not knowing how she was going to react even though she said she won't hit him.
"Is that normal?"
"I don't know. You should ask Dr. Moretti when we go there."
Lita was giggling a bit when Dr. Moretti applied the gel on her belly. "It's cold."
"Wow." Dr. Moretti said suddenly looking at the screen.
"What? What happened? What's wrong?" Lita asked a little panic in her voice. She didn't like the 'wow' that came out of her mouth.
"Nothing." Dr. Moretti said smiling to reassure the red-head. "That was a good 'wow', Remember how I said artificial insemination increases the chances in multiple pregnancies?" She continued after John and Lita both nodded. "Well, you're having twins."
"Wow." John having the same reaction of Dr. Moretti.
"So that's why I'm getting fat?"
John rolled his eyes. "It's not called getting fat."
"OhMyGod!" Lita started to say, finally setting in that she was having twins. "Twins! That's great! One could be a girl. Trish would have fun with that."
"Well, everything else looks about fine. Your pregnancy is going well. You're twelve weeks pregnant as you already know. The due date is April 28 of next year."
"Wow. That's a couple of days after my birthday. That would be the best birthday present ever."
"So I don't have to get you a gift next year?" John joked.
"You don't have to get me anything ever." She was beyond excited about the prospect of having twins.
Lita, Trish, and Victoria were at the older woman's house later that evening having a girls night together which they did almost every Friday when their schedules permitted.
"I think something is wrong with me." Lita started to say looking at the other two. "I think every guy that I see is attractive." She turned to focus her attention on Victoria. "Take Shane for example. His flake secretary wasn't there and his paralegal had a billion other things to do so Stephanie thought I could help him out because apparently I didn't have enough to do for her. I went to give him some documents that I wrote up for him and I couldn't help but think how I wanted to tear his shirt off and do things to him and let him do things to me."
"Okay." Dave started to say entering the living room where the three females were situated. "That is not something I need to hear coming out of my little sister's mouth."
Lita rolled her eyes. "Why are you here? Shouldn't you be somewhere with Hunter?"
"I was just about to leave." Dave said from his spot at the living room entrance.
"Then leave." Lita demanded.
Dave raised an eyebrow. "You're going to kick me out of my own house?"
"No. But Vicki is."
Vicki smiled and nodded. "She's right. You have to go."
"You're corrupting her." Dave said talking to Lita.
"Actually, your wife corrupted me."
Victoria nodded. "It's true. Well, we all had a hand in corrupting one another."
Dave rolled his eyes. "Just no more talk about your... urges."
"Grow up.," Dave heard coming out of his sister's mouth as he left the room.
"Anyways. Like I said before big bad brother came and interrupted." She didn't want to admit the next part of what she was going to say but she still did. "I even started to read 'Fifty Shades of Grey'." She turned to look at Trish. "You have the other two?"
"That's where my book went. You could have asked." Trish was a bit surprised at Lita's admission because she always told her she needed to read it but Lita always declined saying it wasn't for her. "And yes, you may borrow the other two. See, that means you like it, should have started when I recommended it to you?"
"Well, I'm not reading it for the plot. Which is really stupid by the way. He's basically begging for her to be his personal whore and teaching her a thing or two about sex."
"It's more than that." Trish started to defend the book.
"No it's not. Christian Grey is pretty hot though. Well, the character because we obviously don't know how he would really look. But he's definitely hot. I wouldn't mind getting down with him. He is a bit creepy and too kinky, but that's kind of hot. Speaking of Christian, I wouldn't min getting crazy with him."
"Christian Grey?" Victoria asked.
"He's a fictional character, when would I ever see Christian Grey?" Lita gave her a 'duh' look.
"So you were talking about Christian as in your ex? The jerk?" Trish asked a bit surprised Lita would say that especially how their relationship ended.
"UGH!" Lita groaned in frustration. "That's how desperate I am!"
"So why did you and Christian break up in the first place?" Unlike Trish, Victoria didn't know why her and Christian broke up.
Lita looked down at the ground. "Um. It just didn't work out."
"Okay." Victoria said not believing her but didn't say anything else.
"So are you too desperate to sleep with the man whore?" Trish asked about Randy wanting to change the subject for her friend.
"YES! I saw him with his shirt off the other day. I had to leave the room because I was so close to jumping him."
"Didn't I tell you to stop this conversation?" Dave said once again reappearing in the entrance of the living room.
"I thought you left." Victoria said before Lita could say anything.
"I forgot my phone." He said walking towards the table which his phone was on in the living room.
"Leave." Lita finally said.
"Stay away from Randy."
Lita rolled her eyes. "He's my friend and yours as well."
"I know, but that doesn't mean I want you to... have fun with him." He said with disgust present on his face.
"Grow up. I'm not a virgin."
"I like to think you are. And the way you got pregnant helps very much."
"Seriously Dave. Fridays. That's all we ask for you to leave us alone." Victoria felt she needed to interrupt the brother sister conversation before it got heated. She knew how the two could get sometimes. Dave waved at them and left once again.
"Finally. Ugh. How the hell do you handle him?" Lita asked her sister-in-law.
"Because I love him."
"I don't why."
Victoria arched an eyebrow. "The same way you do. Well, not the same way but you get it."
"Anyways. Oh! I almost forgot!" Lita thought this would be the perfect time to tell them she was expecting twins, both her and John already called their parents and told them the news and they were really happy for them. "I went to the doctor's today. Twins!"
"OhMyGod!" Trish squealed. "We're having twins?!"
Lita laughed at her friends reaction. "Yes we are."
"Wow. Congrats." Victoria said scooting over a little towards Lita and hugging her.
"Please let one of them be a girl! Or both of them could! That would be so much fun!"
"No." Victoria shook her head. "It would be pretty cool if one is a girl and one is a boy."
Lita nodded in agreement. "It would be." She didn't care too much the gender of her babies as long as they were healthy but she would be happy if she had one of each since she was having twins now.
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