CHAPTER THREE

"So you're telling me that these girls have travelled from the future, a place many a time away, without meaning to or knowing why they're here." Gwen stated somewhat unhappily. "That seems kind of-"

"Weird?" Kiara jumped in.
"Strange?" Olivia corrected.
"BATSHIT INSANE!" Ginny and Adrian shouted, turning their death defying glares on the giggling girls.
"THIS IS AMAZING!" Olivia and Kiara screamed together, squeezing the life out of Ginny and Adrian.
Kiara stopped and suddenly narrowed her eyes. "Wait a second!" They all looked at her. "How did you even get here?"
"Yeah!" Olivia suddenly agreed, jumping over to Kiara's side. "How did you-?"
"How are we supposed to know!?" Adrian yelled. "We don't even know what the fuck is going on! I mean we're in CAMELOT!"
Both the girls stared at Adrian and Ginny with conviction.
"Why are you staring at us like that?" Ginny rolled her eyes.
"We're staring at you." Kiara says darkly.
Olivia adds. "With conviction."

There is a pregnant pause.

"Arthur?" Gwen asks a bit frightful. "What-"
Arthur huffed and glared at the wall. "Don't ask me. I don't even want to know what's going on."
Kiara and Olivia suddenly smiled and skipped over to said king.
"That is because you are an oblivious prat!" Livvy sing-songed.
Kiara caught on. "And we're too great to understand!"
"KIARA AND OLIVIA!"
"HUH?!"
Ginny and Adrian took a very, very deep breath.
"Now answer us truthfully. Did you or did you not slip something into our juice." Ginny pointed at them threatening. It was a very threatening point, Kiara and Olivia thought.
"Yeah." Adrian nodded. "It's either you two have finally turned into psychopaths, and if so you owe me ten bucks Ginny, or we have all landed in a psychiatric hospital and we have ALL lost our mind."
"Which," Ginny adds. "I wasn't planning on doing until like fifty-sixty years old!"
Kiara stepped forward and raised her hands. "Calm your tits! We haven't turned into psychopaths, an even so, the correct term would be high func-"
"GET ON WITH IT!"
"OKAY! We have no idea what's going on. One minute we were asleep and dreaming of Gwaine and the next I wake up in Merlin's bed and find Livvy being harassed by King Prat and his sword."

The following silence proceeded to be extremely awkward.

Ginny face-palmed and Adrian looked dumbly from Kiara to Olivia. "But how did we get here?"
She looked over to Ginny hoping to god they didn't start watching Merlin in a state of crazy.
Ginny's eyes suddenly lit up and smiled. "I remember."
Kiara rolled her eyes. "I bloody well-"
"Please shut your face." Adrian willed.
Ginny turned to Adrian. "Remember? We were walking. . . ."

REWIND

"-see those two weirdos by that BBC shop?" Adrian asked. "Complete coo koo!"
Ginny laughed and nodded. "Yeah bro. Scared the shit out of me."
Adrian laughed and thumped her on the shoulder. "They looked sort of familiar. Did you recognise them?"
Ginny giggled and then froze. "No fucking way." She looked back and face palmed.
"What?!" Adrian looked back down the street they came from. "Who was it?"
She sighed dramatically. "Who do we know who is completely obsessed with BBC shows and holds no restraints when said shows are in public."
Adrian thought and then almost choked on the realisation. "Fuck no." They both started howling with laughter. "Shit, they're gonna get arrested one day. They gonna-"

A strange noise suddenly interrupted her words. Adrian paused and rose her hand to silence Ginny's sudden question. She strained her ears and tried to put where she had heard the noise before. It was a sort of sucking sound but so much more-HOLY SHIT THE TARDIS.

Adrian stared dumbly where the slight outline of a blue box became visible. Ginny turned to look and froze as well. It became clearer and clearer until it was a solid box and the noise had stopped. Both girls glanced at each other and suddenly took off towards the blue police box.

Adrian was heaving as she ran and Ginny's strangled sentences caught her ears.

"But-isn't that that blue box off Doctor Who?" She heaved.

They both skidded to a halt (Adrian skilfully covered up the massive slip she performed) in front of the blue doors. They touched it.
"Holy fucking shit balls it's solid." Adrian gasped and ran her hand down the side.
Ginny walked around examining it. "Is this actually real or- HOLY FUCKING JESUS ITS BATMAN!"
Adrian leapt to the side Ginny was staring dumbly at. "What is-HOLY JESUS IT IS BATMAN!"

And there, painted on the back side of the TARDIS was, clear as day, the batman logo.

They looked at each other before racing around to the front.
Ginny looked at Adrian. "Isn't it supposed to be like bigger on the inside or something?"
Adrian beamed. "So you've listened to mine and Kiara's constant chatter about it?"
Ginny laughed. "No. You just never stop talking about it. Which annoys the hell outta me by the way."
Adrian laughed and then fell silent, Ginny quiet next to her.
They both gave each other a look and Adrian raised her hand to knock when the door was violently pulled open.
"Hello!"

Adrian stared at the man in the blue suit and brown coat, Ginny stared at Adrian staring at the guy in the blue box.

Adrian then proceeded to tackle him back inside the TARDIS which was- HOLY FUCK ITS BIGGER ON THE INSIDE!

"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!" A voice interrupted Ginny's tale. "Are you honestly telling me, that you found the TARDIS with a BATMAN logo on the side while the Doctor stepped out and said hello?" She gave them a look. "You guys have gone loopy."
Both girls attempted a protest because 'There is no way those psychopaths' get to call us loopy with a straight face and all intention of truth,' when they was a loud crash and an even louder string of quite imaginable curses.

Arthur, Merlin and Gwen all whipped their heads towards the sound, not paying attention to the glaring contest going on in front of them.
"What the hell was that!" Arthur shouted and leapt from the room, sword drawn.
Merlin rolled his eyes, offered the strangers a quick smile and dashed off after the plundering King, a murmur of, "Twice the excitement and only noon. Yay."

Gwen was pretty sure it was sarcasm.

She looked to the death glaring girls and coughed lightly. "Hehem." They all turned to look at her. "Something else has just crash landed and I think it would be wise-"
"DAMMIT CAS!" A loud, deep and very American reached Kiara's ears and she screamed. Adrian was pretty sure it was high enough to reach dog pitch scale or. . .whatever.

"DEEAAANNN!" She screeched and barged through the open door.

Kiara was running (which was an effort in itself) and following the loud ruckus that was just beyond her reach. The whole time the only thought running through her head was. . .

HOLY JESUS DEAN IS WITHIN FIFTY METRES OF MY PERSON AND CAS IS ALSO HERE AND DEAN AND CAS AND MAYBE SAMMY AND CAS'S SEXUAL VOICE AND DID SHE MENTION DEAN!?

Her thoughts screeched to a stop when she came face to face with the large stone steps that led up to where a cursing Dean would be found.
She narrowed her eyes. "We meet again stairs."
The stairs said nothing. Wusses.
With a war cry Tarzan would be proud of she pounded up the stairs, fist held high in the air and a crazy look in her eye.

(When she eventually did struggle to the top, heaving for breath and crawling on all fours, she counted it as a win.)

"Calm down Dean." A low gravelly voice cut into Kiara's death of exercise.
Her head snapped up to see three figures at the end of the hall. One was a giant with wavy hair, the other a shorter (but not too short) amazingly-built man wearing a brown leather jacket, and the last was wearing a light brown trench coat and was as stiff as a statue.

Kiara gasped dramatically and jumped to her feet. "HOLY MARY MOTHER OF JOSEPH! THEY HAVE COME!"
(The part of her mind that was constantly in the gutter snickered at her words).
All three figures whirled around, cutting off their conversation, and their eyes comically widened.

"CAS?" Dean yelled as she got closer to them.
Cas shrugged and replied in a monotone. "I don't see a threat."

Another loud voice stopped Kiara in her tracks.

"Kiara?"
"Brit?"
"Kiara!"
"Brit!"
Another voice then joined.
"Brit?"

"Regina?"

"Kiara?"

"Megan!?"

"Megan!"

"Adrian?"

"Brit?"

"Is that-"

"Dean."

"Dean?"

"DEAN!"

"Megan!"

"EVERYBODY SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLES MY HEAD HURTS!"

. . .

. . .

. . .

"Megan?"

"Livvy?!"

"WHAT DID YOU DO!"

"Ebony?!"

"KIARA!"

Everybody turned towards Natasha, who had just ran from the library, with wide eyes and mouths open.

"TASH!?"