Chapter 9-songs, looks and zaniness!
Wakko walked behind 'The Nerd' in real life and smashed him with his mallet with the element of surprise.
"Take that, Nerd!" I yelled as I made a purple flaming mallet appear in my hand inside my dream and smash him flat on the ground. "And stay out!"
With 'The Nerd' out of the way, Wakko sneaked out to each containers and used his mallet to smash them open while Yakko and Dot distracted the clones by singing. 'Yakko: In Hollywood they have a different language that they speak
It's spoken by those folks who went to school for just one week
Dot : It's found inside Variety, a magazine they use
Y+D : And no one understands it when they read the movie news.
Dot : Like "Hix makes pix but the flick needs fix"
Yakko: Means someone made a movie that bombed
Dot : "The veeps in charge are now at large"
Yakko: Means everyone involved is gone.
Dot : "The plot conflix; no beautiful chix"
Yakko: So it's coming out on video soon
Dot : They're "taking their lix"
'Cause the critics say "nix"
Yakko: And the editors are gonna try to fix it in the mix.
Dot : But the "stock sees green" on page thirteen
Yakko: Means Disney's up a nickel a share
Dot : "Stallone cuts deal for a major reel"
Yakko: Means Rocky number six, so beware.
Dot : If you want the "poop"
Yakko: Or you need the "scoop"
Y+D : On Hollywood town this week
You're gonna have to learn to talk that Variety Speak!
Girls: Bob-a-doo-bop! A-bob-a-doo-bah!
Bob-a-doo-bop! A-bob-a-doo-bah!
Dot : "A boffo smash makes Warner cash"
Yakko: Means there's gonna be a sequel next year
Dot : But "Paramount hurts and they're losing their shirts"
Yakko: Means Schwarzenegger's doing King Lear.
Dot : "Oliver Stone does next Home Alone"
Yakko: Means he's getting paid an arm and a leg
The budget goes "crunch"
Dot : But his name "packs punch"
Yakko: So they called up the accountants and they're gonna "do lunch"!
Dot : Well, the "ratings smile" on the O.J. trial
Yakko: Means a movie of the week to premiere
Dot : "Universal cuts deal with Mister Spiel"
Yakko: To do a hundred thousand movies a year.
(Once Everyone was free, Wakko joined in along with everyone else.)
YW+D : You gotta play it smart
If you wanna be part
Of the crowd that's hip and chic
You're gonna have to learn to talk that Variety Speak!
Girls: Bob-a-doo-bop! A-bob-a-doo-bah!
Bob-a-doo-bop! A-bob-a-doo-bah!
Yakko: Normal talk makes producers walk
Y+D : You might as well speak Greek
You're gonna have to learn...
Wakko: Or the meeting will adjourn...
YW+D : Unless, my friend, you learn that Variety Speak!
Girls: Bob-a-doo-bop! A-bob-a-doo-bah!
Bob-a-doo-bop! A-bob-a-doo-bah!
YW+D : Bah-doop-bah-doop-bah-doop-bahhh-dah!' Yakko and Dot sang with everyone else as anvils appeared in the background on top of the clones, 'Grain' and 'The Nerd'. Then spot's crystal bounced out of 'Grain's pocket just as the anvil landed on top of her and Spot picked it up.
"That's for taking my crystal, bitch!" Spot yelled at 'Grain' as we dramatically walked out to the underground hideout in victory.
'Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do! You wear a disgiuse to look like human guys, but you're not a man: You're a chicken Boo!'
We got back to the tower ruins and made it disappear with disappearing ink and brought the replica over it to take it's place. This time, Chicken Boo had a wig and somehow I was in the skit this time with shoulder-length as though I was someone else. 'Ally Mchick. Scene one, episode 17, Season 3. Take one and.. Action!' a guy's voice shouted from the background. I was lying in bed and turned on the radio. 'This is for all you chick out there who just lost a chicken to a brain tumour' The guy said. 'It's the picture of the chicken next door..' The girl began to sing as I switched it off.
Then I turned it on again and a different yet familiar song played. "First I was afraid, I was chickified, though that I could never live without you by my side.." The lady began to sing. Then I swiftly turned it off and turned around and got up to see Chicken Boo instead of a lady mouthing the song in front of me. "Then I spent so many nights, thinking how you give me wrong eggs and I grew strong. And learnt how to get along" He continued to mimic as I ran out of the room and appeared in the bathroom;
"And so you're back from outer chick
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me" He sang as he stood there and I tried to make him go away but my hand somehow went through him. He followed me into the shower as well as he sang 'Go on now, go, walk out the door, just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one, who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die?'.
Then I found a purple leather jack on the hanger on the wall and tried to grab but dropped it on the floor and left it there. Then I ran out of the set form of the street as I heard the words 'Oh, no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give
And I'll survive, I will survive, hey, hey" ringing through my head as Chicken Boo chased me through the street. Then chicken Boo sang 'It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart
And I spent, oh, so many nights just feeling sorry for myself..' distortedly as I bumped into Max who just as happened to be in this skit with me. "Ally?" She asked. I think that's my character name in this. I looked back to check then I smiled awkwardly at her. " I was being chased" I said, feeling out-of-breath. "By a pack of hungry wolves?" Max suggested. "Worse. Disco chicken" I replied.
Then the director shouted cut. "Wow, I'm telling you. This Boo Diva is amazing. He's got acting and singing quality" The director said to everyone in the room. "Him?! He's a giant chicken!" a guy in a blue suit who was part of the effects team, shouted. "He's NOT a chicken!" The director shouted, "he's a star!". Just then, a crowd of reported burst in from the double doors cuasing the wind to flow in and whisked away his wing and dress from his body.
"He's a chicken?!" all the reporters and the director gasped. "Typical" I said, simply. "You've got no talent! And now then, Chicken Boo, YOU'RE FIRED!" The Director yelled. "Hold on a moment" I intervened before they got to throw him out literally. "Don't be too hasty. He HAS got talent. But we can work something out for him.." I suggested. "Well, maybe he can pretend he's in a Halloween costume all year round and sing parodies of famous people's songs" The director gave in, with disappointment. "Guys, don't boot out the chicken" He said, miserably. "Awwww!" The crowd said with disappointment, obviously dying to boot out a giant chicken on to the streets. "He's going to have his own parody singing skit!" The director announced and we clapped excitedly for Chicken Boo while everyone else clapped slowly as they were bored and annoyed with this idea.
'You wear a disguise to look like human guys but you're not a man you're a chicken, Boo!'
"So Chicken boo gets another happy ending after all" I cheered.
'The next cartoon is with baloney!" The warners sang with worried looks on their faces. "I'm Baloney, hee hee!" Baloney wailed, annoyingly. "You remind me of a purple dinosaur that I watched when I was smaller" I stated. "He's my cousin. Distant cousin. Completo!" Baloney sang.
"Anvil song?" I suggested to the warners softly. "Anvil song!" The warners agreed, quietly. Then the other rangers were pushed into the room by the director and forced to play with Baloney.
'Yakko : An anvil's black and shiny
Dot : It's very heavy too
Wakko : So watch out, my chubby friend
YW+D : Or one will fall on you!
Baloney: (spoken) On me? Heh hah huh huh!
(CLANG!)
Dot : (spoken) That wasn't pretty.
Yakko : But it had to be done.
Baloney: Heh huh huh huh huh! Great song! Heh huh huh huh!
Neato completo yippie!
Wakko : It's unstoppable!
Yakko : Call in the National Guard!
Dot : Or Tonya Harding's bodyguard!
Baloney: Let's sing it again! I lovey-dovey loved it!
YW+D : OK!
Yakko : It's made of solid iron
Dot : It weighs a ton or two
Wakko : We know you'd like to meet it
YW+D : It wants to meet you too!
Baloney: Huh hu-
(CLANG!)
Baloney: (spoken) Yay! Let's do it again!
Yakko : Now it's gettin' scary.' The warners sang as Baloney just talked through it. "Run for it!" Dot yelled. "You guys escape, I'll stay" I said, bravely although I was shaking inside.
"But he'll get you too!" Wakko cried. "I'll be ok. After all, I'm just a normal girl" I said with a sad smile. "now go!" I yelled at them dramatically as though I was about to fight an alien and not a huge talking dinosaur for 2-4 year olds. "Mallet Smash!" I yelled as I smashed Baloney flat on the ground.
"It black and shiny sleek, If it was salted it would good enough to eat,
I'm sure you want to meet it, Cuz it really wants to meet you!" I sang as a huge anvil the size of the biggest whale in the world and the whole of America combined fell on him. Then The cute boy with strong muscles with a six-pack in the form of C-RDJ jumped down from the ceiling into my arms as I rushed outside to meet the others. "Helloooooo Nurse!" We all cried as Wakko, Yakko and Dot held the same people as before from 'Baloney and Kids' and the other rangers had boys with brown eyes and short brown hair and for the boys two beautiful human girls that somehow looked similar to Dot but without the red nose.
"Mwah! Goodnight everybody!" Yakko yelled as we embraced the person we all held with a hug and a kiss like the ones Wakko, Yakko and Dot do.