Under That: Chapter 2
By:DRag0ness
Down the street came a very triumphant Haruno Sakura followed by a very sorry looking Maito Gai.
"Can you please tell me?" begged Gai in a very sweet voice to Sakura "I'll let you help me, but if you don't want to then maybe i can treat you to ramen? Or may be i could give you some spandex?" Gai immediately pulled out some green spandex proudly.
"You actually carry that stuff around?" said Sakura turning around with a very sympathetic look on her face.
"Its not stuff!" eclaimed Gai "Its wonderful stretchy spandex! Very comfortable for training,very soft and you can never get itchy wearing this type of fabric unlike that stuff you call cotton that you wear! Also it is very addictive!"
"Cotton is soft too!" right after Sakura spat that out she punched him with all her might. She just couldn't stand being insulted by other people. She had left a bump on his head bigger than all of the bumps she had made on Naruto's head.
"I'll tell you if you let Naruto in on this too."
"Fine. Now can you please tell me? Pretty please with a cherry on top?" By that time he was already on his knees trying to make a puppy dog face. But instead he looked like some undiscovered lizard.
"We have to go get Naruto first."
"Awwwwwwwww..."
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Luckily for Gai, Sakura found Naruto very quickly at Ichiraku Ramen eating his 16th helping of Ramen that meal. They filled him in quickly on what they were planning to do.
"See Kakashi-sensei's face? Yowza! Wow, so much help and we have been waiting forever Sakura!"
"Thank you." said Gai proudly.
"Naruto remeber the bell test? How we found his weakness?"
"Yeah," said Naruto spitting out some ramen in the process.
"We are going to use it to see his face!"
"Sounds fun."
"Do you have the camera right now Gai? Because I know that Kakashi-sensei is coming back from a mission through the forest. "
"YES!" he shouted in delight. "Now i'll be able to get a picture earlier!"
"Yeah whatever, hmm. What shall we do after we see his face?"
"Dunno, think of it yourself"
"Hey! Your the smart one!"
"That doesn't mean I have to think of everything!"
"Your mean Sakura-chan."
"I wasn't mean before?"
"Not as mean as you are now."
"I cans how how mean I really am right here right now." Sakura stuffed her fist into Naruto face as a threatening gesture.
"Go ahead," he shot back bravely.
"Are you going to fight back?"
"Why would would I fight back to a girl?"
"Hah! So you will let me show you how mean I can-"
"Can we go now?" whined Gai interrupting their fight.
"Oh yeah," they both said in unison.
"But don't interrupt next time," warned Sakura who hated being cut off. "Or else-"
"Lets go!" yelled Naruto.
"Now you interrupted me!" she punched his head and another bump appeared on a unfortunate person's head again that day.
They hurried out of the shop but were stopped by Ichiraku because Naruto didn't pay his bill. When he finally finished counting out his money, they headed off towards the direction of the forest.
But then they decided to include more people so they headed out to find team 10.
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"My favourite fruit are maraschino cherries!" declared Ino.
"Thats not even a cherry! Actually, its not even a fruit!" shot back Chouji being an expert on food as always.
"How troublesome," muttered Shikamaru.
"Yo guys! Wanna see Kakashi-sensei's face?" Naruto shouted.
They all looked up.
"You won't be able to see it, so I'm not going," was all Shikamaru said.
"Whatever Shikamaru says, he is always right, so I'm not going. I'm staying with Shikamaru,"declared Chouji.
"He's not always right you baka!" scolded Ino "I'm bored so I'm going and one of you are coming with me. Any volunteers?"
Silence
"Fine, then I will force one of you to come!" screeched Ino.
Sakura, Naruto and Gai turned around so they wouldn't have to see the bloody fight. But that didn't prevent them from hearing what was happening. They heard a lot of screaming and kunai flying through the air. After another minute of it, it stopped. They turned around. Shikamaru and Chouji lay on the ground exhausted while Ino was only a bit dusty.
"They both decided to go, and we're free now so we can leave right away," Ino dusted off her hands.
"Ready boys?"
The 2 defeated shinobi nodded their heads right away.
"Lets go!" howled Gai.
And he headed off towards the sunset.
"Whoops, wong way," he said flying past them in the opposite direction.
"Wrong way again," he headed to their left.
"NOT AGAIN!" he ran to their right. They followed him since he finally headed in the right direction.
Soooo...review. plz.
DRag0ness