Chapter 2: The great chase!
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Sasuke was running for his life from Tenten, who was also running from a large mob of fan-girls. He rushed as hard as he could through the streets of Konoha. Naruto was walking across the street with ice-cream talking to Shikamaru. Naruto saw Sasuke running and started to run next to him. Shikmaru was left to be trampled by fan-girls while mumbling "how troublesome". "Hey whatcha doin' Sasuke?!!!" Naruto asked.
"no gasp time gasp to talk gasp now" Sasuke replied and jumped up to the top of a building. Tenten took out her roll of scrolls and started to summon large, pointy weapons that hurled toward Sasuke with great malicious force. Sasuke used his katon-gokokyu no jutsu to blow them all away. In that time Tenten was trampled mercilessly by the fan-girls, and was proceeded to be stomped on. After that event Shikamaru came around with her turtle and said "you dropped this". The collapsed fatigued body of Tenten reached up and grabbed the turtle and slumped off into the horizon and sat down on a bench. "All of this is getting really… troublesome" Tenten said and noticed the turtle biting her hair. She looked up at a tree and picked a leaf and gave it to the turtle "Do you like the name bill anymore than mister turtle?" The turtle looked at her and continued to eat his leaf. "Oh well… Hey! Rock Lee!" Tenten shouted as she spotted Lee and Gai walking out of the Ichiraku ramen shop.
Rock lee waved and ran up to Tenten. "hello Tenten, oooooh I emerald Shell!" Rock Lee picked up the turtle and started to talk to it. The turtle looked at him while chewing his leaf and stared puzzled. Gai went on some lecture about youth, pets, and green. Before Tenten knew it emerald shell er… the turtle was gone. She moaned and fell asleep on the bench. She'd get to it later, unless they made… TURTLE SOUP! At the mere thought she sprang up and started running again.
Done with chapter two created half by Shindan