Ninja Academy. Part 9- A Visitors Day From Hell
The students of the Aya Uteo Ninjitsu Academy are all seated in the main hall, where head trainer Hanzo Hattori has a special announcement to make. They will be hosting a special "Visitors Open Day", where their friends can come to see them, and viewers can get a closer look into the Academy. Hanzo feels his class have earned this, but more importantly, Saisyu convinced him this would make great TV.
Hanzo- Tomorrow, we will be hosting our first annual "Visitors Open Day" at the Academy. You may invite your friends, families or whatever degenerate mutants you like to spend your time with.
Ibuki- Sir, what about Eiji. Excluding me, he has no friends, and no relatives. Who's coming for him.
Hanzo- We've invited the prison rehab officer along to represent him.
Eiji- Aww fuck. Kurtis Styker.
Fuuma- Hey cool, it'll be like a party. With all those girls coming along, I'm bound to hook up with someone. I'd better get my lucky scoring underwear ready.
Raven- Lucky, Fuuma with your luck you'll probably end up with Poison, or a disguised Shang Tsung.
Hanzo- Now, let's get the school ready. You may all dress up in stupidly expensive designer clothing for the occassion if you so wish.
A few hours later, and the Academy is ready for visitors, with drinks and snacks set up in the hall. Hanzo, wearing a tux with his usual mask, has already planned the guided tour of the schools facilities, and many of the class are comparing outfits for the big day.
Mai- What do you guys think of this backless red cocktail dress? Does it make my arse look fat? Do I look just a bit too slutty in it?
Guy- No way, it looks great on you. That goes perfectly with your figure, and red is so you. WOW!
Mai- Hey thanks Guy, I feel great now. But what does Andy think... WAAAH! Why hasn't Andy complimented my sexy style?
Yuki- Aw here we go again. And Guy, I don't think you can wear red and white Reeboks with a suit.
Guy- Why? I love my Reeboks, and I'll wear them when I want. Besides, they're all I have.
Kurenai- Don't know about you guys, but I feel overdressed. (is wearing the classic little black dress. Emphasis on "little") I was going for something seethrough, but Taki said we'd lose the 9pm TV slot if I did.
Kyo- Aren't I just a stud in my white Travolta suit, huh? Shiki, no. Absoloutely not, you can't wear that tomorrow.
Galford- Why can't she! I happen to love her leather skirt, torn vest, boots and spiked belts/bracelets style. She's the Gothic Goddess, it's her look. Besides, Shiki was voted far more popular than you in that TV poll.
Shiki- Yeah, you tell him Galford. I don't need fancy designer clothes to look good. hey Andy, nice tux, but why the cowboy hat? I thought Terry was the Bogard with the hat.
Andy- Glad you asked Shiki. During the party, I'll remove the hat at just the right moment and show off my award winning hair. Hey Mai, looking good in that red dress.
Mai- (in her head) He noticed me! My precious Andy said I looked good! My life is complete!
Guy- I praised her first you bandwagon jumper.
Finally, the big day is here. KTV president Saisyu Kusanagi has arranged for the guests to be driven in a coach, and he himself is among them. Friends from their lives outside of the Academy, as well as people they met through their adventures are present. Visitors include Terry Bogard, Asuka Kazama, Cody, Gato and Vice, Nakoruru and Julia, Yuri Sakazaki, Joe Higashi and others. Also arriving in their own vehicles are Athena Asamiya, Sheena Fujibayasha and Chizuru Kagura, aka Exorcists R Us, and to Eiji's annoyance SWAT officer Kurtis Stryker. The class, along with Hanzo and Taki are waiting outside to greet the visitors.
Terry- So this is what my little brother's signed up for to impress Mai. Interesting.
Cody- Wait, I thought Mai was into Guy now?
Asuka- I can't wait for a closer look inside a real life ninja training school.
Taki- Come in, we've got a lot to show you here at the Aya Uteo Ninjitsu Academy. Since we're outside, why don't we start with the assault course.
Round the back of the school is a long, dangerous looking assault/survival course set up by Hanzo. A long winding track with such obstacles as barbed wire, 50ft drops from holes in the ground, mini explosives and other hazards. Hanzo gives a brief explanation of this facility.
Hanzo- Ah yes, I like to give my class a regular workout on this course. Please note that all hazards are real and potentially lethal. I find that gives the students the added motivation to get it right.
Athena- Whoah. And I thought my pop idol coaching was tough.
Hanzo- And over there we have the target range, where we train in the art of shuriken and kunai throwing. A very important skill for a would be ninja hero.
Nakoruru- Hey look. Theres a sliced up Ryu picture in the centre of every target. Now that's a nice touch.
Galford- Yeah, it gives extra incentive to hit the bullseye, the thought of killing Capcom's overrated waste of space.
Ibuki- Preach on Brother Galford. That personality vacuum took up our spotlight in SF3.
Hanzo then turns their attention to a statue he had put up recently of the actress who he named the school after.In her full "Azumi" look and weilding a sword is a life size marble sculpture of the incredibly cute Aya Uteo herself.
Joe- Cool, it's the chick from Azumi.
Hanzo- Yes, she doesn't know it, but she's our mascot. The male students were very excited when this statue went up.
Julia- They're not the only ones, she's as cute as Nakoruru. Almost.
Saisyu- Hey, most of the students are here, but where's the simple minded redhead? You know, uhh, what's his name... Thingbag.
Strider- You mean Fuuma. Tell the truth, I'm not sure. He said he was getting something ready for the party later that would impress us all.
Vice- Impress us all, Fuuma. Oh please. When's that meant to happen, he's hardly a stud like Gato.
Fuuma has snuck into the Exorcists R Us van. He's in search not of their spare underwear, but an ancient forbidden book of magic. The Necronomicon to be precise. He searches through their stuff, books, demon hunting equipment, supernatural artifacts, and yes, underwear. His "grand" plan is to summon up the sexy succubus Morrigan Aensland from the demon world, as his personal escort and date for the party later on. He has realised that most of the other women there either already have partners, won't give him a chance, and in Ibuki's case, a little too young. Plus he knows being seen with Morrigan will impress the other men.
Fuuma- This'll be so cool and the others will be jealous when they see me stepping out with red hot, dirty minded succubus Morrigan. This is my greatest idea ever. We're gonna do it all tonight.
He finds what he is looking for, not the real Necronomicon, but a smaller, more basic, easier to use "Necronomicon For Dummies". Fuuma finds the section on demon summoning and reads through very excited. He carefully avoids the part on summoning Lilith, because underage succubi are just plain wrong and she should never have been allowed to exist.
Fuuma- Oh yes, come to me baby. Now I have to get this right. Here we go, my wild night with Morrigan starts here. Hey, she's a succubus, maybe she'll help me seduce another girl, and I can have a threesome, I can't wait. Now, what do I want her to wear for this visiting day?
As Fuuma prepares his dark ritual, everyone else is walking through the coridoors on the tour. Hanzo turns their attention to Taki's office.
Hanzo- And this is where the lovely Taki, our first aider and therapist works. Here is where our injured students get patched up good as new, or come to have their fucked up little minds sorted out for them.
Taki- I also get more than my fair share of peeping toms, hence the Vietnamese spike trap just behind the door.
Athena- Cool, any more tips for dealing with perverts? I get hassled all the time.
Kyo- Why doesn't that surprise me? With your sexy little school uniform, despite being a little old for school, you are kinda asking for it. (Athena hits him) OWW... I'm just saying... AIIIEEE!
The tour comes to a temporary break as all other females join Athena in giving Kyo a vicious beating on behalf of women everywhere.
Hanzo- Ladies, please. You're kinda holding up the tour, and we have a dojo area where you can carry out your violent assault.
Sheena- Why didn't you say so? Let's go see the dojo, and we can beat Kyo up again there.
Raven- Bad luck Kyo. There's more women here than usual to kick the crap out of you.
Kyo- Aw shit. Not again. Where's Fuuma when I need him? He's usually the first to offend the women.
In the back of the Exorcists van, Fuuma is sitting cross legged in the centre of a pentagram drawn in crayon, wearing a cultists robe. Surrounding him are candles, and he is reading the Necronomicon For Dummies. Fuuma can barely contain his excitement especially as the instructions told him that, since he is summoning Morrigan, she will fulfill his EVERY wish and fantasy, no matter what. A portal opens up, and a woman steps out, but not who Fuuma expects. An evil looking Japanese priestess stands in front of him, Mizuki Rashoushin to be exact, and she's not looking to fulfill his fantasies either.
Fuuma- Huh, you're kinda overdressed for Morrigan. Oh I get it, this is just your opening act, and you'll perform a striptease out of that stupid outfit and reveal your killer curves...
Mizuki- I'm not Morrigan you stupid boy. I hijacked your crappy little summoning ritual to return to your world and cause chaos! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (evil laughter, which all villains must have by law)
Fuuma- (disappointed) So you're not Morrigan. You're not bad looking, and I bet you've got a great body under those robes. You're not Shang Tsung are you? Just checking, 'cause it's happened to me before.
Mizuki- No, I'm not Shang Tsung. And you're not exactly Johnny Cage yourself. Anyway, I'm sick of you now, so you're going to be my first victim.
Fuuma- NO! I summoned you... I get to... (her demonic dog comes out and kills him) Urghhh...
In the dojo, shortly after Fuuma's death, Hanzo'stour continues. Kyo is lying in a battered wreck on the ground, ahving had all the women beat him senseless.
Hanzo- And here we have the dojo, where we train in the hand to hand and weapon combat, which all ninjas must master. We have all the modern facilities, gym equipment, mats, attackable training dummies shaped like annoying idiot child Bao...
Strider- They even have Bao's voice, screaming out as you beat the hell out of them.
Hanzo- Over on that rack is an extensive collection of weapons.
Stryker- Wow, they got katanas, sais, kama scythes, nagitanas, sharpened pinapple slices... huh?
Hanzo- Oh yes, sharpened pineapple slices. Sometimes a ninja must improvise with their choice of weaponary.
Kurenai- He claims to have once killed cyber hearted Village People reject Hsu Hao with one, so insists we train with these stupid things.
Vice- Is that true? Did he really kill the emotionless goon with razor sharp citrus fruit?
Galford- Only 'cause the juice from it caused a short circuit in Mr YMCA's cyber heart, which blew him up.
Hanzo's ninja senses tell him something isn't right. Having fought demons in the past, he and Taki can sense the presence of a very powerful one somewhere in the Academy. Exorcists R Us are also getting negative, demonic vibes.
Hanzo- Guys, something seriously isn't right here. I can feel it.
Saisyu- Who cares? We're doing a tour, and then having a party. Lighten up would you.
Taki- Hanzo's right. It's coming from... Quick! To the Exorcists R Us van!
Chizuru- Our van? We didn't bring any demons, honest! Let's go investigate!
They all run to the van to find the deceased body of Fuuma, still holding the forbidden book for beginners, and a shocked (but still kinda dumb looking) expression on his face. They are surprised that he has a book with long words, rather than a magazine with nude pictures of women.
Athena- Fuuma! I bet he was here to steal my underwear to sell on Ebay! (kicks him repeatedly) DIE!
Taki- Bit late for that girl, he's already dead.. He was killed before we got here, the pool of blood he's lying in should have given that away.
Sheena- Hey! That's our Necronomicon For Dummies! Oh fuck... what have you summoned!
Raven- He's on the page marked "Morrigan: Demonic escort eager to please you in every way", but this doesn't look like her handiwork. It's Fuuma, so he's probably done something horribly wrong.
Saisyu- Look, I'm sure we're all upset that he's dead, but I'm trying to film a special edition of the show here, with a guided tour and party. Can we get on with that?
Yuki- I guess it would help take our minds off it. Whatever happened, this demon's long gone.
Gato- OK, so that's settled. Me and Vice are off to, uhh, to go... (whispers to Vice) Help me out baby.
Vice- That's it. Us two wanted to go and have another look at the storage cupboard. There's a lot of room in there so we can... I mean, because it's really interesting.
Galford- Yeah right, you two are insatiable. Are you sure it's such a great idea to go for it right now?
Mai- Yeah, everyone knows that the couple who sneak off alone for sex usually when there's evil roaming the area always end up dead.
Unfortunately, they do not listen. A little later at the other side of the Academy, Vice and Gato find the large storage cupboard. They climb inside and begin removing each others clothes, unaware that Mizuki has just appeared outside. Like in a million horror movies, the couple making out become early victims before they even really manage to get it on properly. Their bleeding, lifeless, half dressed bodies fall out of the cupboard just as Scorpion approaches. The ninja spectre was hoping to get a sly peek at them going at it.
Scorpion- Huh, what happened? Have they screwed each other to death already. Hey, Shinto priestess person... SHIT! You're that demon everyone's... WHOAAH!
Mizuki- Even being undead won't save you now, DIE! Again that is. Four down, more to go. No rest for the wicked, heh heh. Soon I'll have you all killed and ressurected as mindless zombie slaves, obeying only me!
A portal appears beneath Scorpion's feet, transporting him to who knows where, before he magically falls from high above her, head first. Mizuki's evil pet dog finishes him off, resulting in another death. Wandering the passages in search of her next victim, she sees Chizuru walking around in that akward "I need a piss" manner. Her desperation for a toilet has greatly reduced her usually heightened awareness for the supernatural. The demoness casually walks behind her, and with demonic strength, overpowers her physically weaker opponent. A hand over her mouth stops Chizuru screaming for help from the others.
Mizuki- Got ya! Oh look, a fellow Shinto pristess. Well exorcise this, bitch! Now, let's just get your little neck and...
Chizuru- Mfff! Mmm... (with a sickening crack, Chizuru's neck is snapped with ease, killing her instantly)
Mizuki- That felt good didn't it? Who says magic users can't have fun with brute strength now and again. Now, the others are all in the hall having their dumb little party. All them against little old me is hardly fair, so I'll be needing some backup.
As a result of some dark summoning magic, her demonic minions materialise into passageway alongside Mizuki. Gen-An Shiranui, the claw weilding distant relation to Mai, flying red devil Red Arremer and Drahmin,a fly ridden corpse in a silly green mask all appear. The demonic priestess then begins the ritual to "recruit" the first members of her undead army of darkness. The dead bodies of her victims so far, Fuuma, Vice, Gato, Scorpion and Chizuru all rise up to follow her without question. Physically, they all look normal, with wounds healed up, but they are soulless beings. Following the evil Shinto mlady's lead, they all make their way to the hall for their next assault.
Will Mizuki's evil scheme succeed? Who will be left to stand up against her evil army of darkness? Has Raven ever been female? All this and more will be revealed in the concluding part of this saga, stay tuned!
Note- This was originally going to be one bigger chapter. But I kept coming up with stuff to add what with Mizuki roaming around causing mayhem. I figured it had got just too big for one chapter, so split it into two.
Note 2- To me, Lilith is one of the most disturbing videogame character creations. A succubus is a demoness that uses sex right? Perfectly acceptable for the grown up Morrigan, but an underage kid succubus? Eww, that's taking the whole Japanese fetish for young girls too far for my liking. Lilith is one character I refuse to use in any fanfic work.