Ron's Worse Nightmares
Good News, Bad News
By Pat Squared
Shego, in her Rachel Myers identity, was shopping for lair supplies at Smarty Mart when she saw the tabloids. They were showing long distance shots of the growing bump on Kim Possible's belly.
The headlines screamed, "Who knocked up Miss Perfect?", "Kim Possible Knocked Up at Orgy!", "Guess What's Coming Out in 6 Months?", and "Boy, Girl, Alien, or the Anti-Christ? Which One is Kim Carrying?"
Shego bought all of the tabloids, while trying not to laugh hysterically at the news. The biggest obstacle to her plans was out on maternity leave.
Inside were educated guesses on the identity of the father of Kim's Baby. The sick one theorized about how her father knocked her up. Another blamed aliens. A third theorist claims that this was the first virgin birth since Christ and that this spelled the coming of the end of days.
Shego would have put her money on Ron Stoppable, but Kim was too much of a bitch to see that she had true love waiting in front of her.
Using the web, Shego found out that Team Possible split up three months ago and the Kim's unnamed sidekick simply disappeared.
Shego had to find out what happen to Ron Stoppable. Kim kept Shego at bay, but it was Ron who managed to defeat Dr. D and the other henchmen and activate the self-destruction device. It was Ron who did the real work, while Kim and Shego played smack the bitch.
Shego slipped into Middleton using her Rachel Myers identity. Deputy Marshal Rachel Myers of the United States Marshals Service managed to find out that Ron was missing and presumed death in the first wave of attacks against American Marines in Sudan.
Shego now had all the contingencies taken care of. She had a plan. Kimmie was out of the hero game and Ron Stoppable could not come back from the grave and interfere.
Before Shego went to spring Dr. D from his latest prison, she went to the Middleton Botanical gardens and picked a few flowers. She had to visit an old friend's grave.