Lol, in the first version of Chapter two it was near Thanksgiving and I was off to Sacramento…
Disclaimer: -sigh- I need a special one for this chapter:
- the 'you will die in seven days' was not mine either
…Chapter Two…
High Off Tomorrow
Chapter II
Dancing with the Glasses Man
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA—"
"Dad. Shut up." Rin turned on the lights and took off her shoes so she would not stain the wooden dance floor. She set her backpack onto one of the side chairs, and Ikuri did the same.
"The light— It burns us!" Enishi retreated to the shadows. Rin sighed.
"Fine…have it your way." Rin turned back off the lights, but a light from the many monitors in the corner of the room still shone through the darkness. "Common' Ikuri-kun." Rin said as she made her way through the darkness to find her father. Ikuri followed.
"So, my loverly daughter—what shall we watch this fine morning?" Enishi's voice called out.
"Nothing too drastic, we have a virgin with us now." Rin sighed.
"Oh! It must be Ikuri-kun!" A chair was heard being turned around and Enishi's figure was seen against the screens.
"Sir…" Ikuri started hesitantly, "Where are the other students…"
"I ATE THEM!" Enishi snapped. Ikuri didn't move, she only sighed.
The screen flickered static and then shut off, Enishi hit the side of the computer and noticed the other laptops had done the same, "Well…that's odd…" Enishi exclaimed. The TV in the upper corner of the room turned on. Pure static.
"Dad. What did you do to your class this time? We just finished the wiring last week and look what you've done!" Rin stood up on a stool that she managed to find in the class and tried to fix the TV. In frustration, she turned it off and got off the stool. The TV turned on once more. Pure static. "DAMN THING!" Rin unplugged the TV.
The phone rang, "Ikuri-kun. Would you get that?" Enishi asked, still trying to fix the computers.
Ikuri answered the phone, "Moshi Moshi—room one student speaking!" She said in what she tried to be a bit brisk about.
"…you have seven days to live…" A cold voice said. Ikuri's eyes widened as she heard the voice and stared into the receiver.
"Why seven?"
"…it's…umm…" The voice started, "…my favorite number?"
"Seven's a lucky number. Death isn't lucky." Ikuri said leaning against the wall the phone was placed on. She twirled the cord in her fingers.
"YES IT IS!"
"No…not really…" Ikuri argued.
"STOP MOCKING ME! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!" With that a click noise was heard and a dial tone was heard. Out of curiosity, Ikuri continued to listen. It was the operator:
"Bo do do! I'm sorry, the number you have called can not be reached. Please hand up and try again. If you'd like to make a collect call, please dial '1-800-GET HELP' free for them, and cheap for you."
"…what the hell?" Ikuri stuttered. She hung up the phone.
The monitor turned back on that instant. On the screen was a small mini screen that showed Enishi and a Red Headed Male. A small scene was occurring;
-…-
"The Japanese couple in Shanghai became the child's, so called, Guardians. Then, in an unfamiliar act, the child thanked the gods…for granting him such foolish prey. 'Now I wont have any money problems for a while', I, the child had said smirking down at their dead bodies." The Enishi on the screen said.
"…" The Kamiya woman was stunned with wide white eyes.
"H-How could you…" Megumi asked, with a frightened look as well.
"He's rotten to the core!" Sanosuke exclaimed, punching his fists together.
" 'What I need now is a powerful weapon' A strong power—this is how the child, myself, and Watoujatsu met! It's self taught, so there's a unique personal twist to it… but by the time I finished growing, he was a second to none as a practitioner of Watoujatsu!" Enishi paused, "Now, here is the question—stealing from the family would have been enough…but why did the child massacre them?"
"…Enough…" The rurouni called out.
"Answer one—the family resisted. Answer two—the child was a psychopath…answer three—for the child whose sister was killed by a merciless hitokiri, destroying his happiness, the sight of a family living in happiness was unbearable."
"Stop talking—Enishi!" Kenshin yelled.
"I bet you were thinking answer three because it was so goddamn lengthy compared to the others! Well you're wrong—wrong I say! It was answer TWO! ANSWER TWO—DO YOU HEAR ME BATTOUSAI! DO I NEED TO SHOUT LOUDER! OR CAN YOU HEAR ME!"
"I think Ken-san can hear you." Megumi noted sarcastically.
"WHY THE HELL ELSE DID MY HAIR TURN WHITE! DID YOU THINK I MESSED WITH THE BLEACH WHEN I WAS A KID? HUH, BATTOUSAI! DID YOU! WELL—IT WASN'T BLEACH! IT WAS INSANITY!"
Kenshin sighed, "Here we go again…"
"INSANITY! INSANITY! INSANITY!" Enishi repeated, bashing his head against the hilt of his sword. His glasses fell and hit the ground, and Enishi burst out into a psychotic laughter.
"Everyone look out, Glasses Man broke his glasses." Sanosuke said stepping back slightly.
"BATTOUSAI! YOU MADE ME BREAK MY GLASSES!" Enishi wailed, "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY COSTED ME! YOU SHALL PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
-…-
The mini screen closed and Enishi cleared his throat, "Well then…" Rin and Ikuri stood frozen at the scene, and then, within moment, the two busted into laughter.
"Wait a damned second—Rin—you caught that on tape!"
"Always, dearest Father." Rin mocked through pure laughter.
"What else have you recorded?" He asking, taping his foot on the ground.
"One thing to say: Home made yoai."
"…Oh god." Enishi sighed.
-…Meanwhile…-
"We have to do something about that Yukishiro kid, Principal Makoto." The lunch lady said a bit saddened. The mummy was sitting in a new leather chair, and the back of it was to the lunch lady.
"You cause me so much stress, Seijuro." Shishio sighed. He span around a pipe in his hand and puffer out a brief cloud of smoke from his mouth.
"Makoto-sama, was does someone who has burns all over their body insist on smoking?" Hiko asked, the humble lunch lady he was.
"Dammit!" Shishio started, cracking the pipe slightly, "It's just so fucking addicting!" He wailed. He cracked his pipe fully in half, "DAMMIT! That's the third this week!"
"Calm down, Makoto-sama—"
"YUMI! I NEED A DRINK!" Shishio commanded as he yelled into a speaker on his desk.
"Right away Shishio-sama." A muffled voice came through. Little did he know she'd take forever to return.
"Sir—" Hiko started.
"NO! You may NOT have a raise—now get out!" Shishio turned around in his chair to glare at the man.
Hiko nodded and walked out of the room.
-…Meanwhile…-
"…there's so many to choose from…" Yumi said in awe as she stood in the school's winery. "I truly have found after life!" She screeched, and began gorging herself with all the wine she could get her hands on.
…comments…
Don't complain, I know it was short.
…I'll also be rewriting Everyone Wins—Except InuYasha, and I need ideas on a new title. xD
The little scene I added in was from Roruken, vol. 24. But…my…version.
Spoiler:
"Wait a damned second…" Enishi observed as he peered into the monitor, looking at the inside of the janitor's closet, "Why is Ikuri-kun in the closet with Himura-san—OHMYFUCKINGGOD! Honjou-san! What is he doing in there? That sick pervert!"
Rin hit her head. Her dad was clearly an idiot.
End Spoiler
End Chapter.
-This is a dance without the steps-
.:Kurai Hinoiri