More special disclaimers:

-The saying of 'bother' was not my idea. It is borrowed from Potter Puppet Pals.

-The digging to China part, originated from X-Play as well

…Chapter Three…

High Off Tomorrow

Chapter III

Huzzah! The Janitor's Closet/Moshi Moshi!

As the bell rang, Rin and Ikuri set out from 'Mr. Yukishiro's' classroom. They walked in silence, until Rin began to have some fun.

"…bother." Rin said slyly as she shoved Ikuri slightly. Ikuri shifted her eyes in Rin's direction.

"Now what is she doing?"

"Common—bother!" She said, shoving her once more.

"…bother…" Ikuri said with a heavi sigh, barely tapping Rin.

"Not like that! Bother—" Rin full on shoved Ikuri into an open closet that was left open in the hall. As Ikuri stood up to exit the closet, Rin slammed it shut on her.

'WARNING- DOOR SHUTS ATUOMATUCALLY' A label engraved into the door warned.

"…Well, see you later Ikuri-kun." Rin said, walking back to her father's classroom.

"RIN!" Ikuri shouted, but her yelling was in vain. No response came, and when she tried to open the door, it wouldn't budge. She gave up, and knelt in the corner of the room.

-…Meanwhile where Ikuri was supposed to be…-

"Hello…" Seta started with a smile.

"…Our victims…" Okita, Seta's newfound twin friend, accompanied.

"…We're going…"

"…to use you…"

"…to test out…"

"…if kids burn…"

"….quicker then adults…"

The students were petrified. They sat in shock, clinging to their backpacks staring at the smiling twins of terror.

"…50 of all kids dig to China…" Seta started.

"Now, now dear friend. I believe you mean American kids." Okita corrected.

"Yes, yes! Indeed I do! Japanese students would hit some other continent!"

"Japanese students are to smart to try and dig through the earth." Okita stated, once more correcting Seta.

"Yes, yes— POINT! 50 of all students dig to some foreign continent! 2 Hit gas pipes and burn to death!" Seta clasped his hands together.

"So today when you go home and your parents ask you what you've learned in science…"

"…you tell them you learned that American kids burn from digging to China!"

"No…they tell them kids who dig, usually end up burning to death!"

"…of course!" Okita said cheerfully.

"B-But I'm American…" A student spoke up.

"DEATH TO THE WHITE CHILD!" The twins yelled out.

-…Meanwhile…-

"…Oro?" Kenshin cocked his head slightly as he opened his closet door to his janitor storage.

Ikuri looked up, "MY SAVIOR!" she cheered as standing up. But the door slammed behind Kenshin.

Kenshin was flung deeper into the room when the door slammed behind him.

"…heh heh heh…loser." Shishio said as he had finished kicking the door shut.

"…" The two stared at each other.

"…welcome to the club." Ikuri said sitting back down in her corner.

"…ororo?"

"…we have jackets."

-…Back with the Twins of Terror…-

"Ikuri-kun! Where is our victim!" Seta pouted with a smile upon his face.

"We can't possibly leave our students to rot while we look for poor Ikuri-kun!"

"No, no! Torturing them is much more pleasing."

Okita went to the phone and dialed a number, "Yes, Honjou?" There was a pause, "Yes, I need you to do me a—…" Another pause. "No, no. You're a male." Another pause. "Honjou, I'll help you later with your gender issue—I need you to do me a favor…"

-…Meanwhile…-

"Victim! Oh victim!" Kamatari called through out the halls playfully. He stood up at the door of a closet and read a small warning label aloud that was placed on the corner of the room, "Do not open door when occupied. With doing so, death or sever injury may occur. Do not lean over to read this label when occupied…?" He sighed and opened the door.

"Oh! Look! It's occupied!" Kamatari said cheerfully. He tripped into the room and the door shut behind him. "…Oops." Kamatari noticed Ikuri and Kenshin in the room. "…hello."

"Eh." Ikuri said glaring up at him.

Kenshin sat in the middle of the room, rocking back and forth. "Find a happy place…find a happy place…" He repeated to himself.

Kamatari gasped, "Himura-san is in the closet—WITH A WOMAN?"

-…Meanwhile…-

"You locked Ikuri-kun in the janitor's closet…?" Enishi questioned.

"Uh-huh!" Rin said cheerfully, nodding her head.

"That's my girl!" Enishi said proudly. He wiped away a few tears from his eyes, 'If your mother was here, she'd be so proud!" The monitor clicked on.

Both Yukishiro's looked over at the screen.

"Wait a damned second…" Enishi observed as he peered into the monitor, looking at the inside of the janitor's closet, "Why is Ikuri-kun in the closet with Himura-san—OHMYFUCKINGGOD! Honjou-san! What is he doing in there? That sick pervert!"

Rin hit her head. Her dad was clearly an idiot.

-…Meanwhile…-

The door to the janitor's closet opened slowly. There stood the mummy who ran the chaotic school.

"New girl. Come." He ordered.

Ikuri, knowing he had meant her, stood up slowly and began to walk out of the closet but was hurried abruptly when Shishio grabbed her forearm and yanked her outside. Kamatari followed, but when Kenshin tried to exit, Shishio slammed the door in his face. As the two walked away, Honjou going in the other direction, only one thing was heard: "Lemme out! Lemme out! I can't stand small spaces! Lemme out!"

Within no time Ikuri was wringing her hands sitting in front of the principal in his office.

"What a way to start your first day…ditching second period." Shishio muttered.

"I didn't ditch—Rin-chan shoved me into—"

"I knew it. It was that damned Yukishiro—…" He cleared his throat once he halted his sentence.

"So…Ikuri, is it?" Shishio began.

"Yes sir?" She asked, looking up at him.

"Wait—" Shishio realized something, "I locked Battousai within his closet—why were you…?" He smirked, "Starting out young I see."

Ikuri's eyes widened, "N-No!"

"But with Battousai?" He laughed mockingly, "You have odd taste, Ikuri."

"W-wait!" Ikuri interrupted. She was blushing slightly.

"Do you know how old Battousai is? He's far too old for you, Ikuri. Start out small…but not Yahiko small…a bit bigger…what about that—"

"We didn't do anything!"

"…Admitting it is the first step." She sighed, "Now then—" The phone rang, interrupting him. Shishio picked up the phone, "Make it quick."

"MOSHI MOSHI PIZZA HUT!" The one on the other line rang out, "The place where we call you so you can order pizza!"

"Yukishiro."

"…snow white?"

Shishio hit the dial button and pointed at the phone, "Do you know this person?"

"…sir… … …" Ikuri paused, "…that would be a phone…"

"Idiot. The one whom was on the phone."

"Makoto, can you even call your students, 'idiots'?" Rin questioned.

"Yukishiro—"

The door opened, "Must…resist…all…temptation…must…not…kill…principal…must…resist…" The shaking Janitor stuttered.

"Must I say it again?" Rin asked with a sigh, "What do you want?"

"If I must answer…" Shishio said, clearing his voice, "Ultimate power…ultimate power…ULTIMATE POWER!" He began to laugh into the phone. Both Ikuri and the janitor looked up and stared at him.

Shishio looked down at the phone, and cleared his throat, "Dammit…" he cursed when he noticed it cracked.

"I'm sorry sir. We only sell taco's here."

Shishio hung up the phone, but it insantly made a repeated beeping noise. It signaled it was not hung up properly, "For the love of God!" Shishio stood up and ripped the phone off of the phone jack and threw the phone on the ground. He took out the Mugenjin and began to stab the phone.

"Poor phone…" Ikuri mumbled.

"…thank goodness it's a phone this time and not a student…" Himura mumbled.

Ikuri's eyes widened and she froze, "Eh heh heh…"

"BOTH OF YOU—OUT!" Shishio snapped.

The two darted out of the room, scurrying the best they could away from the rabid mummy.

…comments…

Nothing much to say…so…

HUZZAH!

Spoiler:

"I AM THE PUCK!"

End spoiler.

End Chapter.

-This is a dance without the steps-

.:Kurai Hinoiri-