A/N: Sorry for the long ass wait, I had a lot of stuff to do...ALOT...Anyways, here are some answers for the questions asked.

1. It is a NaruSaku...sorry if I you got your hopes up people.

2. No... Ed will not be a ninja, if you want to know why... just read it!!!! n.n and there of course will be some comedy of course!!!!!

3. I don't know if there will be an Ed, maybe, maybe not...

Chapter 3: The new mission.

Sakura walked to the center of the room as Naruto stared at her with a happy grin " what's going on here now... Tsunade-sama" Sakura asked, she glanced to her left to see Edward staring at her with something on his mind she continued her Speech, " whos the kid" she asked with not knowing how Ed is about being called that.

" Ah crap!!!! Sakura-chan, I don't think you should of called him that, he's really 15 but I think he's a midget-oh shit I shouldn't of said that" Naruto explained until realizing he just insulted the alchemist. But Edward didn't even say a word, not even made a scowl, Ed was actually thinking about another person from his world, a girl, remembering how much he wish he could see her, for some reason just seeing the pink konouichi just made him remember a certain blond hair blue eyed mechanic he cared for so much but didn't show it.

ED felt a tape on his shoulder and looked over seeing a concerned Naruto, " are you ok short stuff" the blond said " yeah, just don't call me that are your dead, ok" Ed said jokingly. Naruto gave a grin to make his answer and looked over to Tsunade and started to talk " so... um... what do we do now oba-chan" Naruto asked, snapping the 20 year old looking old lady back into the real world.

" Well... we actually haven't heard why this obnoxious little brat is hear" Tsunade said happily smiling, " hey!!!! Fine... I'll explained stuff I can answer in a logical way, make yourself comfortable because it might take a while too explain" Ed sated.

Sakura sat on a chair that wasnt destroyed, wondering what the hell happen before coming, Naruto leaned against a wall right near Sakura.

Ed then Started " As you know, my name is Edward Elric, I was born in a little village called Risenpool with my little brother Alphonse and my mom" as Ed started his little autobiography, he was interrupted by Naruto " what about your dad, you forgot to say about him" ...

Ed's fist started to clench, he then spoke up with as much restraint as he could muster " I didn't forget him, I just didn't think you would want to now little detail about him, moving on-" Ed was again interrupted by the blond ninja " he was your father, why would you not tell us about him" Naruto questioned.

That was the last straw Ed could take he then shouted at Naruto " I DON'T THINK THAT NO GOOD BASTARD COULD BE CALLED A FATHER WHEN HE LEFT US WITH NO REASON ONCE SO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ... Everybody was in shock on how Ed shouted so loud with hatred, Ed then realized how he just acted and started talking with calmness " look, im sorry about yelling but... I just don't like talking about him... can we just continue were we left off... please" Ed begged, the other just nodded and Edward sighed in relief and continued " well... we had a good a life for a couple of years...until " the was the last word before there was silence.

Naruto, Sakura, and Tsunade looked up to Ed as they saw the golden haired boy start shedding tears and were about to get up and asked what was wrong until

he opened his mouth to speak again " until are mom got very ill" Ed answered the questioned of what was wrong and the gasped a little.

" after a couple of months after that fucker left us my mom was getting sick, we mailed letters to where we thought are so called 'father' was but there was no return... and then, my moms body gave up and she died." Ed stopped there as everyone stood silent frowning,

Ed didn't start to cry though, he gave a smirk and continued " and then, thats when I came up with the stupidest thing ever... I me and my brother tried to resurrect her... using human transmutation"

Ed explained. Naruto looked at him with a more confused look than when he didn't understand the "Equivalent Exchange" thing "um... Ed... no offense but how the hell do you make something worth as much as a human being to make the exchange thing" Naruto spoke up, breaking the few seconds of silence that was created " well... you cant... and me and brother learned that the hard way" and with that said, Ed ripped off the sleeve of his right arm and took off his left black boot showing his fake foot and his fake right arm, then he lifted his left part of his black long pants to show that his left leg and right arm were gone and replaced with metal prosthetics

Naruto, Sakura and Tsunade gasped as Ed showed no emotion at all, " and if you think thats bad... because off my nonlogical thinking, my brother is a suit of armor... just attached to this world now by his soul" , Sakura, being emotional, starting to tear from such a horrible thought, Tsunade just frowned and put her head down as Naruto started to stiffen up... " so now me and my brother are trying to find the Philosopher Stone to fix our bodies" Ed ended his story, as Ed said the word philosopher stone Tsunade was in shock, " something wrong granny Tsunade?!" Naruto asked a with concern face even with the 'granny' label put on it, seeing this concern, she didn't get angry but sighed " ill tell you after, but anyways, Edward, how did you get here??".

With everybody facing Ed, he looked at each of them with a stern face, and then folded his arm, " I got here through the Gate of Alchemy" he said in a matter-of-fact tone. The three shinobi first looked at each other and in unison thought ' what the hell is the Gate of Alchemy' . As if Ed was psychic he unintentionally answered their question " oh yeah, I forgot you guys are not Alchemists, well the Gate of Alchemy or truth since you see unmemorable information, is the source of Alchemic charge" Edward explained as Naruto quickly came with a response saying " is it like Chakra, thats what we ninja use when we perform techniques like when I used my Kawarimi no Justu ( Body Replacement Technique)" Naruto stated.

" Yeah... that might be, but what im talking about, its way different, but anyways, lets get to what I was talking about... this Gate is actually suppose to be in all of us and its also said that as we get more attached to this world meaning mine, we forget about it ever being there, so as I was trying to find the Philosopher Stone, I had to fight evil Homunculi, which are monsters that are created when attempting human transmutation, and their master, Dante... she found out a way to get to the gate by using babies, since they are young they have more of the Gate in them, so she transported me to the Gate, and there when I entered, I must of been transported here..." Ed said in deep thought until looking at Tsunade " so... what were you going to tell us" Ed asked Tsunade, wondering just what was so surprising when he said Philosopher Stone, before receiving the answer, Tsunade gave out a long sigh, and then looked to Naruto and Sakura, " as you may know, I like to gamble-" Tsunade was rudely interrupted by the two teen shinobi " You mean love to gamble".

Tsunade's anime vain swelled up on her forehead, knowing not to make here mad, Naruto and Sakura apologized and had let speak again (as if they even had a choice, which there was no way in hell Tsunade would let so fifteen your old punks, which she did loved but still, she wouldn't let them stop her) " well anyways, as I was leaving the Place were I love to gamble, I bumped into a mysterious old lady, as I apologized I asked her if she liked to join me to get some tea, as she replied with a yes, we went there and had a little discussion, as it lead on about little stuff like how the Village is, I asked what brings her to a Place like Konoha and she said and I quote ' I'm not here to stay, its just where im passing as I search for the Philosopher Stone', but then she said that she is going to Kumogakure to search. " Tsunade explained. She looked towards Edward who was now completely pissed off. He turned towards the door as Tsunade called him out "what do you think your doing?" She asked. But before the automail user could say, a sudden BANG was heard from the outside. A ninja immediately came in, " Hokage-sama, we're under attack!!" he shouted out. Naruto and Sakura turned to the young jonin, being struck with interest from hearing this. " Description of the enemy?" Tsunade asked, getting up from her chair. The shinobi nodded, "It's a green haired looking male, he is wearing short tight pants and a short looking tank top of some kind." Edward's eyes widened unimaginably, almost popping out of his sockets. 'Envy?!' Edward mentally thought to himself.