MAGICAL MISUNDERSTANDINGS
Chapter 4: Distractions
Author: Chiisai Kichigai
Pairings: 1x5x2 (various positions), 3x4x3, DMxHP, hints of RWxHG
Warnings: Love, sex, boy toys, bondage, swearing, death, ect…ect…
Disclaimer: Gundam Wing? Mine? Snorts I Wish! Harry Potter belongs to someone who isn't me (J.K. Rowling)
Authors notes: This is a crossover and I am a new writer. DON'T PANIC! This takes place after the fifth book 'Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix' … Anyway I hated that they killed off Sirius so this is what really happened! Please enjoy!
Cornflower blue eyes stared wearily at the paperwork on the enormous oak-wood desk and then to the small faced watch on a delicately pale wrist. The process was repeated several times.
Tap.Tap.Tap.
Startled at the quiet knocking which disturbed the blanket of silence in her office the owner of previously mentioned eyes looked to the now opened door.
"Begging your pardon Miss Peacecraft but an urgent situation has recently come to my attention. I do believe that it would be of interest to you."
Relena let her eyes rest on the frail looking butler at her door and gave him a warm smile.
"You have my interest Pagan." Glancing at her watch one last time she had to hide a satisfied smile. "And just in time too. We will discuss things in the car, I'm finished here for today"
"As you wish Madam"
Pagan bowed low before holding the door open as Relena walked through and, sharing a look with her, closed the door softly behind them.
Relena was able to hold her air of stiff dignity until she got into the limo where she sat straight as a rod until the limo door was closed.
Who would have thought that Relena Peacecraft slouched like any other teenager her age.
"Ahhhh….much better"
A small chuckle came from the man beside her. "Oh shush Pagan now what has he sent me this time?" Relena said this with such expectancy it was like a kid on Christmas.
"It is just a letter this time, Lena"
"Just a letter?"
A nod
"You sure"
The old man chuckled "and a surprise, but you're going to have to wait until you get back to the estate"
Relena pouted but it lasted no longer than the time it took for Pagan to hand her the pink envelope.
Relena glared at the colour "Dear lord he is still teasing me about that! It is not like I'm obsessed about the colour! I just went through a slight…phase. It was over a year ago! I've matured!"
"Of course you have Miss Peacecraft"
Relena glared at her dear friend.
"I swear if you weren't like a father to me I would have Heero shoot you."
"My, Miss Peacecraft. I do think that was a threat. Here I believed you to be a pacifist"
Relena stuck out her tongue in such a graceful and dignified air that Pagan was impressed by her childish act.
Relena then chose to focus her attention elsewhere and quickly tore through the pink envelope to read the letter now clutched in her hands.
'Hey there, Ojousan!
How is my favourite little princess of the world doin? Yare, yare I know. Tired, Weary…They make me sit up straight, Duo! They make me drink TEA, Duo! OH THE HUMANITY!
But fear not chiisai hime! For I left the cure for you in your room! It will relax you! sooth you! Piss on the upholstery! You'll love it! And share one with Hee-buddy. It'll do him good.
Speaking of which, you're probably reading this right now in your limo slouched over all comfortable like. You may want to get ready to bolt inside soon because I think that Heero is soon to discover his 'mission states' are a little off the charts and is going to plan 'D' aka see if we can shoot the fucking collar off.
Oohhhh! And before I end this I better tell you that I'm planning a party and it's at your place (mine's a dump and waaaay to small for this)! Expect some guests and don't fret. The first one should arrive before anyone is mysteriously murdered, okie-days!
Love ya, pretty princess! And tell Hee-chan to 'sit' and 'heel' till I get there with the refreshments.
Ja!'
Instead of a signature there was a smiley face with a braid on the bottom right hand corner of the page.
Pagan watched amused as Relena ran inside a split second after the Limo had stopped.
"Oh my! I wonder what he said to get her to run so fast"
Pagan chuckled and looked to his own letter
"At least this makes sense now"
After brushing himself off Pagan unfolded a piece of paper with not but a few lines of writing on it which read:
'Hey, hey P-bear!
You better get some warm water ready in a bowl for Rel to soak her tootsies in! Can you believe that she can run in those shoes! Makes my feet hurt thinking about it'
Smiling amused Pagan went to fetch a pail of warm water for the young heiress.
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Heero was not pleased.
No better yet Heero was pissed. He had willingly let himself be collared for the sole reason in which he believed that he could get it off. But all has fallen in failure.
Heero Yuy did NOT fail. Glaring at himself in the mirror Heero began making calculations in his head for appropriate angles and trajectories.
Plan 'A' had failed. He couldn't find any information through government computers as to how the collars were constructed. This made his plans for getting it off a little harder.
Plan 'B' was to rely on his own technological know how to get it off. But having it on and no way to examine it properly made that plan trash.
Plan 'C' was to just rip it off. (hey! he can bend steel with his bare hands you know) But because it was around his neck it was impossible to get the proper leverage and grip without strangling himself.
So now it is on to plan 'D'.
Shoot it off.
Nodding to himself Heero swiftly lifted the gun to his neck and angled it accordingly. He was almost prepared to shoot when a haggard and out of breath Relena burst through the door clutching his handmade Laptop.
"Drop gasp the gun or pant you'll never see pant Your precious gasp Laptop. Again."
Heero's glare turned murderous as he watched her wave his laptop around.
"Relena"
"Heero"
Glare.
Challenging look.
Heero stared at her and how far she was from the door in a calculating manner as her slowly lowered the gun and placed it on the tale. He would get it later. Right now, though, he had a new mission.
Relena gave out a girlish squeal as he quickly advanced and she bolted through the door.
Heero was not a second behind her.
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Lang Sui, an official man appointed by the Chinese government of the earth sphere, sat rather giddily for someone of his status.
He was currently on a mission to lead his charge, one Chang Wufei, to the Peacecraft estate where he was going to "lose sight" of his charge who inevitably will be wisked away.
Not that his honour bound charge knows of course. Oh no that would ruin the surprise.
Sui was appointed to this mission purely because he had once dwelled on L5 with his wife, who was born there. But after his wife died in child labour with his youngest child he had moved down to earth with his two daughters to bury his wife and son under the cherry blossoms.
This, Wufei, reminded him so much of his wife. Strong and brilliantly smart with a strong sense of justice.
And the other pilot, Duo, Whom he met only once, could possibly defang a dragon with his personality. It hit you hard, wrapped around you and clung like a leach, unwilling to let go even in the throes of death.
He was one who would stay by the Clan heir's side, despite his quirks. Sui couldn't imagine what the other pilots where like if these two clashed so admirably.
Sui smiled, lost in his thoughts.
Wufei was no coward but the faces his appointed 'guardian' was making began to get on his, what Duo would call, "oh-shit" Meter.
Wufei got the same kind of chill when Duo was going to do something. Be it small or large, something was up.
Wufei narrowed his eyes. He would be prepared. Relaxing, Wufei began to meditate.
'And as Duo would say "bring it on"…'
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Heero rubbed his nose for the third time When he gave chase he hadn't expected Relena to close the door after herself, thus causing him to run into it head first and nearly breaking his nose. He did, however, break the door.
'Hn. Note: remember to install thicker doors, preferably wood encased steel.'
Heero turned left as his prey took a right. He would cut her off at the next bend, and seek what Wufei would call justice.
Heero paused as he heard a rather strange sound. Looking up and scowling he turned a different corner and made his way to the stairs.
'Note: Unsatisfactory ivy placement by windows.'
Relena had climbed the stupid plant to get to her room.
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Relena smiled triumphantly as she opened the door on her balcony to get into her room thinking she got away from the rampaging head of security and patted herself on the back for her effective plan to stop the shooting attempt.
She was looking for a place to hide the laptop when she spotted the rather large box on her bed. Curious she approached it and was looking it over cautiously before seeing the black card and a drawn scythe.
"Oh!"
Cautiousness aside she eagerly ripped through the hole punched wrappings and opened up the box not noticing the air holes punched in it. What she saw made her to squeal with such delight it caused the Japanese man outside her door to pause.
"Duo you're the best!"
And that's when Heero opened the door.
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---heh guess what's in da box…..