MAGICAL MISUNDERSTANDINGS
Chapter 6: Out
Author: Chiisai Kichigai
Pairings: 1x5x2 (various positions), 3x4x3, DMxHP, hints of RWxHG
Warnings: Love, sex, boy toys, bondage, swearing, death, ect…ect…
Disclaimer: Gundam Wing? Mine? Snorts I Wish! Harry Potter belongs to someone who isn't me (J.K. Rowling)
Authors notes: This is a crossover and I am a new writer. DON'T PANIC! This takes place after the fifth book 'Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix' … Anyway I hated that they killed off Sirius so this is what really happened! Please enjoy!
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Duo looked around recognising the dream instantly. He had been having the same dream for weeks now and the more he had it the closer he came to finishing it.
There was something he needed to do, something he had to find.
Something…
No…
Someone.
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Duo awoke with a start as a hand descended onto his mouth to keep him from screaming, his muffled yells soon subsided once he got a look of his attacker.
Seeing Duo calm from his abrupt awakening Trowa removed his hand and pointed to the monitor screen which displayed the outside of the Peacecraft estate and their final guest arrived with a rather seedy looking man.
This government official kept sending lust filled looks towards the small blond, his large meaty hand slapping the boy on the ass just before he entered the building.
Trowa was enraged.
Duo edge away from his comrade slowly, convinced he could feel the hatred rolling off of Trowa as he slammed the laptop shut and stormed out of the room.
Duo packed up the laptop thanking shinigami that he made it out of gundanium instead of the flimsy metal most laptops where made out of.
Grinning to him self Duo flicked off the lights.
"Let's rock!"
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The Dursley's sat terrified on one of their living room couches, Dumbledore and Harry sitting across from them drinking fine mead out of two shiny goblets. The Dursley's, however, chose to ignore their own drinks which where floating by their heads nudging them by the temples in impatience for them to drink.
Harry could not suppress the suspicion that Dumbledore was rather enjoying himself.
That is when Dumbledore turned to address Harry.
"Well, Harry, a difficulty has arisen which I hope you will be able to solve for us. By us, I mean the Order of the Phoenix. But first of all I must tell you that Sirius's will was discovered a week ago and he left you everything he owned."
"oh. Right." Came the forced reply.
"Our problem, Harry, is that he left you Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place."
A pause
"This is only part of the equation for you see," He flicked his wand, a load crack was heard and a house elf appeared, with a snout for a nose, giant bat ears and enormous blood shot eyes, covered in dirty rags and grime.
A distressed noise came from his aunt Petunia as she saw the dirty creature on her spotless carpet, her son taking the more feminine rout and shrieking like a distressed pig raising his feet off the carpet trying desperately to sit as far away from the creature as he could.
"What the HELL is that!" Shouted his uncle Vernon who didn't look as manly as Harry knew he would have liked with his eyes glued to the elf and terror on his face, not to mention the octave in which this was said.
"For you see, He also left you Kreacher" Dumbledore finished.
"Kreacher won't, Kreacher won't! Kreacher belongs to the Blacks! Kreacher won't go to the Potter brat! Kreacher won't, won't, won't, won't-"
"As you can see Harry." Dubledore yelled over the creatures continued rant of "Won't, Won't, Won't"
"Kreacher is showing a certain reluctance to pass into your ownership."
"I don't care!" Harry yell back covering his ears as the shrieks grew loader. "what do you expect me to do?!"
"If Black is indeed dead, and I daresay he is, then Kreacher must follow your orders"
Growling Harry yelled at the House elf
"KREACHER SHUT UP!"
Kreacher refocused his attention on Harry surprising the two wizards in the room.
"Kreacher won't shut up! Won't! Kreacher belongs to the Blacks! Kreacher no listen to the Potter brat!"
And with another crack the house elf was gone.
Harry turned wide eyes onto the stunned Dumbledore. "What does this mean professor?"
"It means, Harry," This is where Dumbledore stood and locked eyes with the young Potter, "That things just got a lot more complicated than we first anticipated."
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Quatre turned his head to look with confusion at the blond girl behind him to the two dark haired men chasing her, two dark haired men who stood menacingly, a look which was thwarted with the two tiny kittens on their shoulders whom where both clinging on for dear life.
There was silence for a moment.
Quatre fidgeted, disliking the silence and being extremely confused with the whole situation. His eyes widened as Heero drew his gun from wherever the hell he usually keeps it and trained it on the two small blonds.
"uhhh Heero…as much fun as this is why are you pointing a gun at us?"
"Relena"
"Yes well, as much as that informs me of the situation I am going to say…RUN!"
Grabbing Relena, Quatre quickly made his way out the door and as far as he could before the two behind him came out of their stupors.
Wufei turned to Heero, "well that was unexpected"
Growling Heero put away his gun clicking on the safety before it disappeared to wherever he keeps it on his person.
"We are never going to get that camera now are we Yuy?"
"hn"
"Injustice"
Two identical mews came from their shoulders in agreement.
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"Why –Pant- Did they –pant- Look like they –gasp- wanted to kill you? –pant-"
"I –Gasp- took a -pant- few pictures -pant- of them –gasp-"
Quatre looked over to the tired girl finally noticing the camera she held. Noticing his look she grinned and held out the camera.
"wanna see"
For the next five minutes the two blonds sat giggling around the camera looking at the two deadly terrorist play with a bunch of kittens.
And that is how Trowa found them.
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To say Duo was surprised would be an understatement but you too would be surprised when you found both of your crushes on the floor making out, and neither of them noticed his presence which was even more of a surprise.
Pushing back the tinge of jealousy he felt for their finding each other and yet not him, Duo made a vow to be happy for his friends.
"Ooooo looks like fun! Can I join?!"
Both eyes snapped to him as he said this jokingly (actually he was serious but they didn't have to know that) and already a gun was trained onto him.
"Yeesh, all you had to say was no Yuy, now come on we're meeting Trowa and the others in Rel's room. I'm gunna get those crappy styled collars off and then we're going on a little road trip, sound good? Or would you rather stay and make out?"
Duo took a moment to look at his watch. "You better decide now because I could only override the security cameras for ten minutes and we have but five of those left."
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Relena paced back and forth in her room impatiently waiting for the two way ward maniacs and her braided friend.
She grabbed onto Trowa's hand and glared at his watch seeing the numbers on it and huffing in annoyance.
"Where are they?!"
"Right here Ojousan!"
Turning her eyes to the braided man Relena glared. "What took you so long!"
"Some large gorilla man looking for our blond angel. We had to take the long way around to avoid being seen"
Trowa growled from his position on the bed and dragged Quatre nearly onto his lap in possessiveness. Duo giggled and instructed his two scowling companions to take a seat on the bed while ruffling in his bag for something.
Quatre watched with interest as Duo turned around and handed Trowa two identical collars like his own.
"Duo wha-"
"Quiet Q, I took 'em from the lab. Now where, ah-ha!"
Duo turned to face his companions and held up a radio?
"Maxwell that thing is ancient."
"ah ah ah!" Duo wagged his fingers "a lot of places on earth still use the old technology in their everyday lives, now watch me work my magic. It only works if you have all the collars together"
Here he seat the radio down and turned it on tuning it until it let out a upbeat country song, and to everyone's surprise the collars popped off.
"Country 105! The answer to everyone's bad day!"
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Duo looked at the thin man that floated before him. He seemed troubled as he struggled the darkness of the void and Duo knew this was the end of the dream.
"Who are you?" Duo asked not surprised when the darkness receded at his voice. But Sirius was surprised.
Shocked he looked to the young figure before him which radiated a black lght that shone with an intensity he had never seen before.
"Sirius, my name is Sirius Black"
"Well Sirius I-" Duo's eyes widened in panic. "Shit their waking me up!"
Sirius sat confused as Duo reached for him.
"Grab on!"
Duo nearly growled at the befuddled look he received. "Don't think just do!"
He noticed himself fading, and he didn't know why but he just knew he had to finish the dream today, he just had to.
"Damnit Black!" The man moved then and grabbed his arm just in time, as the void disappeared.
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Weeeeee! What happens next just wait and see! How will Sirius get back to Harry!
