Title: Bad Influence
tth100 theme: Witches
Crossover fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Willow & Snape
Prompt: 008- Illness
Word Count: 206
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon owns all things Buffy the Vampire Slayer. JKR owns all things HP.
--On with the story…--
"You're burning up."
He gave her a look. "I do not burn up."
Willow shrugged, well used to his sniping by now. "Well you're about the same temperature as I am so you're burning up by your standards."
Snape scowled, looking more like a petulant child than a feared potions master. He opened his mouth to speak, but sneezed instead and pulled his black silk sheets up so only his head was peaking out the top.
"Poor baby! Don't worry I'll look after you until you get better!"
"I don't need you to look after me woman! I'm perfectly-" Another sneeze, louder than the first, interrupted him.
He looked up pathetically. "I can't be sick. I've never been ill a day in my life! You! This is your fault. I knew you'd be a bad influence with your bacteria and your germs. It's disgusting!"
Willow held up her hand, two fingers almost touching. "I am this close to losing my temper, bud; so I am going to go and get you some nice chicken-y soup and when I come back I want you to be less cranky and more grateful, got it?"
He watched her go through narrowed eyes before muttering, "Insufferable."
"And I heard that!"
--Finis--