Yay, another chapter. :D
This one was originally supposed to be Skit 1…
But then I got sidetracked, 'cuz I wanted to see how tall an average Bionicle Toa set really was…
And I couldn't find a ruler…
And, um…
Yeah.
So Swamp Monsters was first, this is second, and, uh…
I lost track of what I was saying…

OH! YEAH! A REVIEW! (Does happy dance) Go me, go reviews, go reviewers, go me, YAY, YAY!

Tahu: People, Danni's sanity has officially left the building.

Aw, shut up, Tahu. I'm still hyper.

Tahu: Is this about the candy thing?

Yes. THREE WHOLE PIECES OF CANDY FROM THE CUB SCOUT TRUNK-OR-TREAT! Victory! (Dances about with candy)

Tahu: T.T See how crazy she is? Going nuts over three lousy pieces of candy. Yeesh.

D: But I wasn't in a costume… And I'm not a Cub Scout… An' I thought the people would be all like, "GO AWAY, CRAZY WOMAN!"…
Oh. Right. The review. Yeah.

Fire Lady AKA Ruby Auto-something (Dang thing cut your name off… Sowwy):
THANK'EE KINDLY. Didn't know that… Hum-m-m! Most interesting. Certainly a better name than Olda… :D Okay! From now on, it's Mata. Hurrah!
Oh, and here's that "more" stuff you wanted.

Anyways, please turn any and all cell phones off, avoid throwing popcorn at the screen, and enjoy the "Skit".
:D

Disclaimer:Everything that is mine belongs to me. Everything that's not belongs to Lego, Nintendo, and et cetera. All toys featured in this flick really do belong to me, except Kongu and Nuju, 'cuz I rescued them from my evil brothers, who destroy sets for fun. Sadly, Nuju was scarred for life and is now shyly hiding behind the pictures on my desk. Poor, poor Nuju.

Second Skit:
"Nujy"

"I'm bo-o-ored."

It had to have been one of the hottest, dullest days of all time for the two-story golden-yellow house in Imagia. The thermometers were broken, so no one could check; but everyone agreed anyway that if there had been a day hotter or duller, they certainly hadn't been there to experience it.
It was hot enough to cook stir-fry on the front porch—they had done that for lunch—so naturally no one was outside unless absolutely, positively, the-world-will-explode-if-you-don't needed.

Takua yawned, looking about lazily to see if anyone had heard him. Judging by the lack of response, no one had.

((Authoress Note: Yeah, yeah. Takua's appearing a lot. Don't worry, other characters will appear in this skit, and the next Skit will focus on someone else. Though… D: Takua's so cute!!))

"I'm--" he began again,
"I heard you the first time." Takanuva interrupted, extremely annoyed.
The arguing pair were lazily collapsed in front of their air conditioner, both extremely bored and tired.
"What're we gonna do?"
"We could build another Lego castle and noose and pretend to execute the Makuta set," Takanuva suggested.
"We did that yesterday when the temperature was only ninety-seven degrees."
"Oh yeah. Well… we could play a videogame." Takanuva shrugged.
"Umm. All of ours are boring and nobody else will let us play theirs." Takua pointed out glumly.
Takanuva frowned, trying to get his overheated brain to function properly. "I thought Danni said yesterday that she'd lend you a game if it was too hot to go outside today?"
Takua's eyes widened. He had forgotten all about that… mainly because he had stolen Tahu's fire sword out of boredom about five minutes later, and spent the rest of the day trying not to get caught. "You're right!" he exclaimed, jumping to his feet excitedly, "That's what we'll do today!" and he rushed off to find Danni.
Takanuva yawned and rolled his eyes skyward. "Where the karzanhi did I get all that energy from?" he wondered sleepily…

Several minutes later, however, Takua was still having no luck in finding Danni. He had searched almost everywhere he thought Danni might be on such a hot day—the library, the computer room, the living room, even the basement (quite a task, considering how many cats were down there).
He sighed, sitting on the bottom of the stairs that led to the second floor. "Where could she be?" he moaned, quite gloomy now, "I've searched every possible place."

"Searched everywhere? For what?"

Takua jerked his head up and saw Pohatu, who had been passing by on his way to the kitchen for more ice. Kopaka had needed some for some project or other, and he had volunteered to get some.
"Danni," he replied sadly, "she's s'posed to lend me one of her videogames today."
"Oh," Pohatu frowned, "You've checked the library?"
"Yep. Library, computer room, living room, basement, everywhere."
Pohatu frowned, thinking hard for a couple of moments. "What about her room?"
"Huh?"
"You know. Her room. Maybe she's there?" Pohatu suggested meekly.
"Oh… Oh!" Takua looked rather shocked. He hadn't really thought of that, probably because even getting into her room was tough. "Wow, yeah, I bet she is there! Thanks, Pohatu!" Takua scrambled up the stairs two at a time, grinning to himself.
Pohatu merely shook his head and wandered off to get the ice. 'And people say I'm dim!'

Takua paused in front of Danni's door for a moment, hesitant. Danni did not like "unwelcome visitors", she tended to throw them into never-ending pits, along with various videogame characters to torture them. Like that giant Owl in Legend of Zelda. Oh, how they all hated that owl. All of them had spent some time in that pit, and the owl had nearly driven them all insane with its constant talking.
But… she had invited him, right?
And that meant he was allowed in, right?
Right.
… He hoped.

Slowly opening the door, Takua poked his head in and looked about warily. The "door to Danni's room" actually wasn't a door into her room at all, you see, but a door leading to the hallway that led to her room. Normally, this hall was filled with traps of all shapes and sizes, but today they all seemed to be off.
'Better check though.' Takua reasoned, looking around for something to throw and spotting a pebble; it had probably been dragged in from outside.
He gently tossed it into the hall, counting the bounces as it tumbled and rolled its way into the booby-trapped hall…
…
… And nothing happened.

Takua breathed a sigh of relief and slowly stepped into the room, but before he could take more than a step inside—

Growl!

Takua jumped back a little bit and looked about nervously. Someone—or something—had growled at him.
He couldn't see anything, though, so he tried to step forward again—and this time heard a resounding yelp as his foot hit a small, hard something on the ground.
Takua jumped back again and looked down…
… And saw a tiny, white toy, struggling to get back on its feet.

Takua stared at the tiny toy in disbelief.
"No entry," It stated, blue eyes glaring as it scrambled to its feet, "Danni said so."
"Why not?" Takua queried, sitting down in order to take a closer look at the miniature anomaly and thinking about Danni's promise to lend him one of her super-cool videogames today. He noticed, once he could look at it properly, that the small creature looked rather like a tall Rahi, with one arm shorter than the other and its legs far too long, as if the poor thing had been mutated recently, or put together wrong. He wondered what had convinced Danni that it would make a good door-guard.
"Because she said so." It growled stubbornly.
"Did she say why?"
"No-o-o."
"Well," Takua said, slowly, "is she sick or something?"
"I don't know," the oddly proportioned toy replied, getting annoyed, "and I don't see why you're still hanging around."
"I don't see why I have to be bossed around by something that's about three inches tall, either." Takua pointed out, frowning.
The toy growled again, enraged. Apparently it didn't like references to its size. "Danni said no-one is to go through. So, I'm not letting anyone through." Its logic appeared to be rather flawed.
Takua sighed, and then got an idea. "Oh, fine." He grumbled, leaving—but only for a moment. The instant the door closed, he rushed off to find Corcra. If anyone could get him into that room, it would be him... even if he did look too much like a cat for comfort.

Corcra, by the way, was a giant cat-creature about 6'7 in height, short purple fur, violet eyes, and quite the Psychic. His species was known as "Mewtwo", but Danni called him Corcra… so Corcra he was. Due to the fact he lacked the proper sort of vocal chords, he couldn't speak English—but he managed to get his messages across anyway.

"So," Corcra said skeptically, via telepathy, "you are saying an animated collection of plastic Lego pieces is preventing you from entering Danni's room?"
"Well, when you put it that way," Takua pouted, "but if I squished the thing, Danni would be mad, and if I didn't, the toy would be mad and poke my eyes out with those little ice-spikes it's got, or something."
Corcra shrugged. "So, what is the problem?" Corcra hated contractions, if only because he sounded more impressive when he didn't use them—but also because he never quite got over the fact that "will not" became "won't", which of course isn't really logical. (Why does it become won't? Why not win't? Wiln't? Where did that extra 'o' come from? The 'not'? But why did it move, then? Hmm…)

"Well, I was sort of thinking that you could, you know, um," Takua began nervously; he always found it a bit hard to talk to the "Psychic Kitty"—considering how every cat he'd ever met seemed to think him a rather large and colorful plaything, I guess his felinophobia may be excused.
"Get to the point," Corcra cut in coldly.
"Teleport me into Danni's room?" Takua finished meekly.
Corcra made a small, chuckle-like noise; the first time Takua had ever heard Corcra use any medium other than Telepathy to get a point across. "Her room is teleport-proof, unless she does the teleporting," he pointed out, highly amused, "but… if you could, say, find a way to become invisible… I might be able to teleport you into the hall, not too far from the inner doorway."
Takua grinned, not caring that becoming invisible was a near-impossible task. "Hurray! Legend of Zelda, here I come!" he crowed victoriously, rushing off to figure out just how someone could become invisible.
Corcra merely shook his head at the young Chronicler's exuberance and floated back to his room, where he… um… did whatever the karzanhi he does in there. He could be doing nuclear experiments for all I know. Hey, when you've got enough psychic power to break a person's mind into a thousand tiny pieces, nobody bothers you much.
(Hey, has anyone here played Super Smash Bros. Melee before? Ever noticed how Mewtwo does everything (whacking people with his tail being the exception,) using his psychic powers? Seriously, he doesn't even walk, just floats… spookily… like a ghost… oO)

Takua didn't seem to be very lucky today, however. Takanuva, of course, had no clue as to how one became invisible, and nearly everyone else he passed by didn't know either.
So, there he was again, stuck.
"What's a guy have to do to become invisible around here, anyway?" he complained, trudging upstairs again in a depressed sort of way.

"Gosh, I don't know. Why do you want to?"

Takua whirled around, spotting Gali at the foot of the stairs, looking up at him curiously.
"So that Corcra can teleport me into Danni's hallway so that I can sneak past that little toy that's guarding the entrance so that I can get the awesomeness that is Legend of Zelda." He explained glumly.
Gali frowned. She wasn't sure if she quite understood what the tiny Chronicler was getting at, but the problem was easy to comprehend. "Hmm," she hummed, "Perhaps Kopaka will have something. He usually has some sort of nifty, useful invention floating about in his lab. Why don't you ask him?"
Takua frowned. "Where is he? Oh, wait, let me guess: the other end of the house," he groaned.
Gali laughed, shaking her head. "He's in his lab right now, working on a robot of some sort for Danni. Don't ask me why she wants one. She's weird that way."
Takua shrugged. "Well, it's worth a shot. Thanks, Gali!"
"No problem. Good luck with… whatever it is you're doing!" she beamed, watching the colorful mischief-maker rush off to find Kopaka. 'Poor thing,' she thought, 'he gets so bored when he can't play outside. I hope he isn't going to get into any trouble…'

"Wait. You want an invisibility device, why?"
Takua sighed. Kopaka could be rather annoying when it came to lending out his precious 'devices'. "Because there's this rotten little toy guarding Danni's door, and in order to get past it and its evil little ice-spikes, I need to be invisible… and possibly teleport in there… maybe. And if I get in there, I can borrow a game from Danni, which will keep me out of trouble for the next fifteen hours." He was getting rather unsure about the teleportation part. Why not just walk in there? After all, if Corcra couldn't teleport him into Danni's actual room, then why go through all that bother at all?

Kopaka frowned. He was mentally going through a list of his inventions, trying to think of something that might work. The thought of the colorful 'little monster' being out of everyone's way for fifteen hours sounded like a good reason to lend him an invention. "Well," he began, slowly, "I do have a cloaking device…"
"Yes! Could I, um, borrow it? How does it work?"
"I suppose," Kopaka shrugged, beginning to dig through various items in a closet, "but you'd have to be careful."
"Why?"
"Stops working if you get hurt. Or after fifteen minutes."
"Oh."
"Here you go."
Kopaka tossed Takua a round, purple device with a large, black button on the top. It was small enough to fit comfortably in Takua's hand.
"So, I just push the button and sneak past the little monster?" Takua confirmed, looking over the small machine skeptically.
"Yes. Bring it back after. It'll need recharging." Kopaka nodded, going back to work on the robot as Takua left. 'Crazy kid.'

"Well, here goes nothing," Takua sighed. He was waiting for Corcra to teleport him, (Corcra had reminded him that a door opening on its own would look funny,) nervously looking down at the small Cloaking Device in his hand. "This thing had better work…"
"Yes, quite," Corcra agreed, "Shouldn't you use it before you get teleported? A being seemingly flickering in and out of existence would be… unusual."
"Oh, yeah," Takua admitted, sheepishly. He jabbed at the black button, and waited patiently. For a moment, he thought it wasn't working—then he felt the odd sensation of a gallon of water pouring over his head. "Whoa. Am I…?"
"Invisible," Corcra finished, with a nod, "Most impressive. I shall have to visit Kopaka later and see what other lovely inventions he's got. Now, are you ready?"
Takua nodded, and Corcra teleported him. It was an unpleasant feeling—for one split second, he felt as though someone had split him in two, and half of him was still back in front of Corcra. Then the other half seemed to catch up, and he was standing in the middle of Danni's hallway. 'Awesome!' he thought, grinning an invisible grin, 'Let's see that little freak stop me, now!'

'That little freak', by the way, had been quietly sitting by the door for the past hour, waiting patiently for another foolish person to invade the room. Danni, after all, had told it to make sure no one came in… And, of course, nobody, but nobody disobeyed Danni.

Pop!

The small toy whirled around. The noise had been nearly inaudible, even to its enhanced hearing, but it had been there. Its blue eyes narrowed as he carefully scanned the room. There didn't appear to be anything… But then, what had made that noise? Noises didn't just pop into existence without anything causing them.
The toy frowned to itself, listening hard for a moment. There hadn't been any more sounds since the odd pop, but…

Thump, thump.

There! The toy sniffed the air cautiously, stalking the unseen creature with instinctive accuracy. Something was in the room with it, and it was not about to let that something just run around causing havoc.
The small set grinned to itself, showing off a set of sharp, needle-like teeth as it traced the larger being's path. Whatever that creature was, it was about to get a very painful warning… a warning to never, ever enter Danni's room when she didn't wish to be bothered…

Takua, meanwhile, was making his almost-silent way across the hall, his heart pounding wildly. He knew that the tiny toy couldn't possibly find him when he was invisible, but he was nervous nonetheless. While the Cloaking-machine could hide him from sight, it couldn't block out the sound of his footsteps. And the thing looked so much like a Rahi… 'Well, it had better not have the hearing to match,' he thought grimly, 'or--'
He never finished the thought.
Yeah, I'm really bad at suspense, so here you go: that 'little freak' pounced and bit Takua.
Hard.
With those pointy teeth that feel like needles.
Yeah.

"Ouch! Get off of me!" Takua yelped, attempting to shake the tiny creature off of his hand. He noted that he could now see his hand. Kopaka was right, getting hurt did make the Cloaking device stop working.
Anyways.
There was no response from the toy, unless you consider biting even harder a sort of response. Now, it seemed, more toys were appearing out of thin air—some of them wriggling out from under Danni's door, others seemingly coming in out of nowhere. They formed a sort of crowd a safe distance from Takua, all of them staring at their fellow Lego set attack the intruder.
One of the toys (this one Takua recognized as a mini-Kongu,) spoke up suddenly. "Hurrah for Nuju!" he squeaked, hopping up and down excitedly. "Get 'im, get 'im!"
The other toys were quick in joining the miniscule Matoran. "Hurray!" "Get him!" "Yay for Nuju!"

Then, suddenly, the door jerked open.
"Get who?" asked a sleepy voice.
Everyone stared at the newcomer for a long moment, Takua almost forgetting the fact that what felt like twenty-six needles were stuck in his hand.
"Danni!" the toys cried, hiding behind her now, "There's an intruder in our hall!"
Danni, who looked quite pale and tired, stared at Takua for a moment, then noticed Nuju. "Oh-h-h dear," she sighed, kneeling down to inspect the toy that still had a stubborn death grip on Takua's hand. "I knew today was going to be a bad day… Come on, Nujy, let go of poor Takua for me, will you?"
Takua grimaced. "Well, gosh. He let go by about two centimeters. How very ni—ow!"

… Nuju was, evidently, not in the mood for sarcasm.

Danni sighed. "Please, Takua, if you want me to get Nujy off of you, you have to shut up and stop insulting him." She grumbled, softly murmuring to Nuju as she attempted to "get him off of Takua".
Eventually, after a few more sarcastic comments ("What the karzanhi kind of name is Nujy, anyway?" "Oh, shut up about my pet names or I'll make one for you. His name is actually Nuju Hordika, and don't you make any more comments or we'll be here all day. Hordika aren't very reasonable about these things.") and a few more yelps of pain, Nuju was safely on top of Danni's head and Takua jammed his hand in his mouth.

The colorful Chronicler attempted to say something.
Danni stared at him. "Takua, you might want to take your hand out of your mouth before you--" she stopped suddenly, her words cut off by a sudden attack of coughs.
Takua looked at her worriedly, and removed his hand long enough to wonder, "Are you alright?"
"No," Danni growled, annoyed, "This danged cold won't leave me alone for two seconds. I think Nature likes to make the first day of a cold so bad for me, as revenge for not getting sick the rest of the year. What are you doing--" she was cut off by coughs again, burying her face in her hands to make sure nobody else got the cold-germs.
"You promised me a videogame today." Takua reminded her, now inspecting the tiny wounds that Nuju had made. They weren't too deep, but they were bleeding and they did hurt.
The young, sick Authoress' eyes widened. "I did? Oh, gosh. Sorry, Takua. I totally forgot. Dumb cold," she moaned, turning to open the door and pausing to let a flood of toys through, "if I had remembered, I wouldn't have accidentally set Nujy on you… Come on in; don't touch anything if you can help it. Dunno if you guys can catch colds, but I don't want to risk it…"

Several days later…

"Yes!"
Takua carefully shut the door behind him and waited patiently. 'Wait for it… Wait for it…'

"AIYEEHHH! Who took my earring?"

Takua grinned to himself, looking down at the tiny, glimmering jewel he held in his hand. "If I don't get thrown in the pit for this, it'll be a miracle… Go miracles! Now, where to hide this…"
The mischievous Chronicler looked around… and spotted a small, white figure hiding in the shadow of the door.
"Here, hold this for me," he grinned even wider, rushing out of the hall to find a safe hiding spot.
Nuju looked at the earring he held, blue eyes widening with shock. "Oh, karzanhi…"

HURRAY! Finished another skit… This one is really just a muddled mix-up of all sorts of things.
The opening paragraph, I took from one of my… failed… stories. (See, this is why I rarely put anything up. Everything fails before I give it a proper chance.)
Ending paragraph I think was from one of my old, posted comedies… the SSBM one… but I forget… I know it came from something of mine, though.
(What? You want to know why I can't just go through my old stuff? Well, BECAUSE I'VE GOT AT LEAST THIRTY "OLD-STUFFS". (Insert anime sweatdrop here))
Nuju, that shy, stubborn little fellow, was taken from my brothers. My brothers liked to pretend that he was biting me, and would scream bloody murder if I didn't pretend to be hurt from the pretend-biting.
At least, they did that until they broke him down into tiny pieces.
Now, as I've said before, he just hides behind the picture of my cousin on my desk.
Poor little Nujy.

Anyways…
Yeah…
I could use some more ideas here. I've got at least 2-3 more skits worth floating 'round in my head…
(Woot, more living toys! Living toys are cool! Nuju Hordika is cute! Shut up about my weirdness! Uh… Snoogleflarx?)
(Cough) Right. So. 2-3 more skits, if I'm lucky, then my ideas all go POOF.
I've caught on to those darned ideas!
Yes indeedy!
They're all out to get me!
See, there's one right now!

Idea: Ha ha! By the time you have time to write me out, I'll be halfway to Mexico! See yah sucker! (Whoosh. It's gone.)

T.T
Yes... All out to get me, I say…
ALL OF THEM! D: