Author: Lady Of Kuro Chan

Title: The Task at Hand

Disclaimer: Why don't I own these characters? Why aren't you listening to me? Why is the sky blue and the birds singing? What do they put into hot dogs...umm...never mind. You don't wanna know that one.

Login: Chapter Two, Heads and Hands Come Together...literally

Password: Hoboken31

Code: Blue

(Shigure POV)

The steam in the bath could be seen rising in the bath house as Shigure relaxed after a long and hard day of putting his next book off. He loved procrastinating while his poor editor suffered and begged him constantly. In fact, he liked any woman kneeling down on her knees before him. Especially when...oops! He looked down and saw something poking up at him under the water. He always had this dirty imagination wherever he went and today was no different. This is why he wore a Kimono instead of regular clothes and it's why he always had a trusty pair of binoculars when he went into the town for the night. He was fixing to take care of his little visitor when he heard Tohru calling out.

"Shigure, Dinner is ready. Are you almost done?"

"Yeah, I'll be right down." Shigure had called after her. After she was gone he went back to the task at hand. (With an actual hand of course, in a place that I should not mention at this point.)

(Kyo)

Why did this bitch treat him as if he were a child? She nagged him a lot and it pissed the shit out of him with those little antics that she pulled. They were all sitting around the table except for the damn dog who was probably humping his hand, that horny pervert! And Yuki and Sayuri were sitting on either end and he was sitting across from Tohru. They had Miso Soup, dumplings and salmon rice balls for dinner tonight. Thank God there was no leaks! Kyo REALLY hated those things since they taste absolutely nasty. Sayuri sighed and smiled as she picked through her food still eating very slowly. Kyo didn't know why she ate so slow like that. It's as if she'd choke if she went any faster. She set her tea down noticing I'd been looking at her.

"Kyou? I was told that you had been training in martial arts. Is this true?"

He blinked for a few seconds before he realised that she asked him that.

"Umm, yeah. I did train, but who told you that?"

"Nunya." She smiled as if she were satisfied with the answer she gave him and Kyou looked puzzled at the moment.

"Nunya what?" He asked sounding confused as well.

"Nunya business." Both her and Yuki laughed softly in amusment at Kyou who was using his chopsticks a little too roughly now, seeing as one of them broke in half now and his face was tomato red from anger.

"You...stupid...bitch! Which chinese zodiac are you? Do you know?"

She and Yuki looked over in a mildly confused manner now. Sayuri then sat her cup down smiling proudly.

"I...am the year of the Ox of coarse, Why'd you ask Kyou?"

"Well then that explains a lot! Lets fight!"

The neko jumped on the table and as soon as he walked in front of Sayuri he accidentally knocked some of the food in her lap causing her mild mannered face to turn into extreme rage.

"Kyou? This is a fucking one thousand dollar kimono. You know that right? She got up and punched him off of the table, then she picked the table up knocking all of the rest of the food on the floor as if not caring right now as she slammed it down on Kyou who screamed out in either anger or he was getting the shit scared out of him (I'm really not all that sure). Yuki and Tohru's eyes widened at this little explosion taking place. Just as Shigure was walking into the room and she was walking towards him she slipped on a pickle and fell on Kyou laying on him now. Her boobs pressed against his chest and he was blushing incredibly now. She got up blushing too and back to her mild mannered self.

"Umm, I'm sorry Kyou! I got carried away!"

"My, my, a little public romance I see." Shigure smirked his perverted smirk that Kyou deeply hated with all his heart.

"It's not what you think!" Kyou looked panicked now for some reason and he was still blushing.

Sayuri saw the problem down in his pants and before anyone else noticed she got up and grabbed his arm leading him into the other room. Before everyone followed her she popped her head into the room from the door way smiling cheerfully.

"Don't-worry-guys-me-and-Kyou-just-need-to-have-a-little-chat-bye." And after saying an entire sentence in what seemed like one word squashed all together she was gone.

(Shigure's POV)

He'd just gotten cleaned up and now he was hungry. Tohru was kind enough to make a plate for him and now he ate on the slightly scratched up table. He had no idea that women could be so violent...oh wait, yes he did, but that was only Kagura, tohru's friend (Hana and Ou Chan) and...well that about covered most of the women he knew. Yuki looked puzzled about something now as he sat at the table across from Shigure. He was in deep thought and Shigure wondered what he was thinking about.

"Hey Yuki? What's bugging you?" Shigure smiled in a concerned way that you never saw too often. The reason was he usually had perversion written on his face...Usually.

Yuki broke from his thought now and sipped his tea.

"Did you notice something odd when Sayuri landed on Kyou? He did not transform. What do you think that this means Shigure?"

Shigure then realised it too, now that his brain was off of humping the next human's leg he was truly in thought now.

"Hmm, yes, that is strange. She also fell on me too without transforming...and her breasts...so soft and warm!" Too late, his little head started thinking again so his big one got some more rest.

Yuki frowned in a disgusted manned that wouldn't surprise anyone.

"You are a dirty old man, you know that right?"

"Yes, but you don't see me complaining do you?" Shigure smiled and laughed a bit as his cheeks turned red and who the hell knows what his Kimono was hiding.

(Kyo's POV)

When she had pulled him from the dining room and lead me to my bed room he was confused.

"Hey Sayuri? What are we doing here exactly?"

She blushed then looked the other way then she pointed down at my pants that seemed a little tighter ever since she fell on me. I looked down...then blushed as I saw the lump there too. She had a small smile on and blushed at me shyly.

"I saw it and...I didn't want you embarrassed like that. If it's ok...I guess I'll be going now." And with that she left him with a bone. He shut his door embarrassed that she saw that, but at the same time relieved that Tohru and the others never saw it. He'd be branded Shigure's one and only mini-me for sure if that happened. He looked down at his little friend and wondered if he should get rid of it while thinking of the person who gave it to him.

To be continued...

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