Miley walked moodily into her house. Her Dad and Jackson were sitting at the table. He Dad spit out his chocolate cake when he saw her.
"Miley Ann Stewart! What are you wearin'?" He screamed. Jackson gaged and turned his head. Miley glared.
"I'm wearing what I wanna wear! You got a problem with it Billy Bob!" She said with attitude. Just then Lilly skipped in riding a purple and pink polka dotted llama and singing 'Sally the Camel'.
"WTF!" Miley screamed. Everyone looked at her.
"What? Turn your damn heads around!" Lilly jumped of her llama and sat beside Jackson, smoothing out her dress.
"Lilly? Where's your skateboard!" Jackson asked confused. She giggled.
"Me? On a skateboard? Ewww! No! I HATE sweat!" Lilly said. Jackson and Robbie Ray exchanged looks.
"Miles, go change into Hannah Montana." Robbie Ray said. His daughter turned to him.
"One: What's with my name? 'Miley' do you know how weird that is? What were you smoking when you named me? Two: What's with this gay Hannah Montana? She sucks! Now all I need is a bass player, a few background singers and my band is gonna be called 'Missing Halo's'! Anyone got a problem with any of that?" Everyone quickly shook there head and Miley ran up stairs. They exchanged looks and while Lilly sang to her purple and pink llama.
"Who's the best llama in the whole entire world? You are my Carl I love you so! Llama's are my favorite animals...I love llama...yes I do!" Jackson started crying in fear. He hugged his Dad.
"Daddy, what's going on? I'm scared." Jackson said.
"I don't know son, but it couldn't get any weirder."
"Boy your wrong about that!" Luvs-Mitchel-Musso said.
"Who's there!" Jackson called looking around.
"Me. The author of this story!" I said.
"Oh! Then you can tell me what's going on!" Robbie Ray said. I shook my head.
"Nope. Sorry. Oh look here comes Ollie! Bye!" Just then Oliver walked in. He was holding hands with Ryan. (Evans)
"Hello mates." Oliver said. Robbie Ray looked at him and said,
"Uhhhh...Oliver? You're not British." Just then Oliver looked at Jackson and said,
"Jackson, you're so hott." Jackson backed away slowly and said,
"Uhhh...thanks...I think." Just then Miley ran down the stairs. She was wearing her Hannah wig, tight black jeans, and a red halter that was way above her belly button. Ryan said,
"Wow. I think I just turned un-gay." Oliver started crying and said,
"Why! I thought you loved me!"
"No. I just loved your accent!" Ryan said. Miley laughed and said,
"You know, I speak ten languages." Ryan looked at her and said,
"Really? Hmm...could you show me?" They started making out and Jackson screamed like a banshee...
"MAKE IT STOP! IT HURTS! MY EYES!" Lilly walked up.
"Nurse Lilly at your service!" She said. He screamed and started running into the door over and over again. Just then Sharpay Evans appeared.
"I'm better than all of you and have a new Louis Vuitton bag and you don't!" She said.
"WTF?" Miley said.
"Oh sorry. She's in my other story. She must have escaped. GET BACK IN THERE!" Luvs-Mitchel-Musso said. Sharpay rolled her eyes and said,
"FINE! I'll just go eat some more of Zeke's cookies!" She said. She grabbed Ryan by the arm and said,
"Come on Ry!" Ryan was still making out with Miley as she pulled him away.
"NOOOOO! I LOVE MILEY!" Ryan screamed.
"I'll give you a cookie!" Sharpay said.
"Oh okay!" Ryan said happily. Just then Vanessa Anne Hudgens appeared.
"GET OUT OF MY HANNAH MONTANA STORY !" Millie (Luvs-Mitchel-Musso) said. Just then lights appeared and Vanessa started to perform her new slutty video. Sharpay grabbed her to and they got pulled back into the story.
"Uhhhhh...okay?" Jackson said confused. Robbie Ray scratched his head and said,
"Weird." Miley started screaming cuss words and said,
"That stupid shithead! I thought he loved me! Wahhhh!" Lilly pulled her into a friendly hug and said,
"Its okay..you don't need him in your life..." Miley pulled away and said,
"Get of me I don't roll that way damn it!" She started sobbing hysterically and Lilly went back to her llama.
"Things are really strange around here..." Jackson said.
"You could say that agian." Millie said. (Luvs-Mitchel-Musso).
"WHERE ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DAUGHTER?" Robbie Ray screamed.
Silence.
"Damn it that bitch." Robbie Ray said.
"Hush up or I'll make the llama eat you." Millie said. (Oh come on you should know that's me by now)
Lilly gasped. "You couldn't do that to poor little widdle Carly!"
"Yes i could...i can make you do what ever i want! ha ha ha ha (evil laugh) ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Shut up shit head!"
"That's the spirit!" Miley said while smoking some more weed.
"Miley, we don't smoke on the couch." Robbie Ray said. He slowly turned back around.
"WE DON'T SMOKE AT ALL!" He screamed . Miley laughed.
"Correction Billly Bob...YOU don't smoke...I do...so hand me remote or prepare to have your hand burned off."
A/n: ha ha ha! Robbie Ray cussed me out! Ugh! Lol! I've got plenty of these chapters done and ready to post, they're just so stupid I'm putting a lot between them. But if you STILL want more, just tell me and I'll post them. But after this chapter...I'm sure you don't. I don't really know if this chapter was funny...but I hope it was! Love you guys!