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(The young girl Okashi
that Kagome had met earlier returns to her home. It's a fairly nice
home, and she appeared exhausted and calm while reaching for the
doorknob. The opening of the door triggered a trap as it cut a string
and a big blow-up dummy rushed from the ceiling to bump into her. All
Okashi saw was a big black thing coming toward her from above, and
she screamed with a really loud shriek. Another girl, not too far
from her age, came from behind the door in hysterical laughter as the
dummy hung in front of Okashi, swinging back and forth. Okashi sighed
in frustration.)
Okashi: Keera!
Keera: (Laughing) Oh that was too funny! I've never heard you squeal so loud! Ha! Ha!
Okashi: (Smirks) Yeah? Well you do it all the time.
(She poked Keera in the
side, which caused her to squeal. Keera guarded her sides and cleared
her throat.)
Keera: (Tough, deep voice) I didn't squeal.
Okashi: Yes you did.
Keera: …Okay, but I scared you, so ha!
Okashi: (Smiles) Yeah, you did, but that's only 'cause you didn't go to school today.
Keera: I had a stomachache.
Okashi: Yeah? Well where is it now?
Keera: …Gone.
(Okashi laughed under her breath.)
Okashi: Okem dokey then …Where's mom?
Keera: …Gone … to the store.
Okashi: Oh. And she left you here by yourself… with a stomachache?
Keera: Hey, I'm 14! I am mature enough to take care of myself!
Okashi: Well, I'm 16, and I'm much more mature than you.
Keera: Oh really?
Okashi: Yeah.
(They started to look competitive.)
Keera: I can hold my breath longer than you.
Okashi: Nuh-uh.
Keera: Yeah-huh.
Okashi: Prove it.
Keera: Okay I will.
(They both took a deep
breath and held it in, giving each other a competitive stare. After
about thirty seconds, they started to struggle with keeping the air
in, trying not to let it out. They were nervous now. They didn't
want the other to win, so they persevered until their faces began to
turn purple. Their mother walked in and ran into the dummy hanging in
front of the doorway, making her heart jump. She sighed and moved it
to see her daughters' colored faces.)
Mother: Yeah. Real
mature girls.
(Okashi and Keera could
no longer contain themselves as they burst out their air in
laughter.)
Mother: Okay girls. Stop fooling around and help
me with the groceries.
Okashi/Keera: Okay. Jinx!
Okashi: I got that one!
Keera: Nuh-uh. I did!
Okashi: You just don't want to admit loser, hee hee…
Mother: Okashi, don't call your sister a loser. It's –
Okashi/Mother: Not polite for a Christian.
Okashi: I know. Sorry.
Mother: Oh, and don't forget about singing rehearsal at Church tomorrow.
Okashi: Yes mother.
(Okashi and Keera giggled at one another as the mother went in the kitchen. The sisters happily ran outside in half-competition to retrieve the groceries from the car, trying to beat the other there in a way. Meanwhile in the far distant future of 3000, Leona and Lutious arrived back at the era in shock of its appearance. The once amazing futuristic world was a trash heap, and hover cars were piled in wrecks within the once shiny platinum streets. The roads were duller now; more scratched up and dreary, just as the overall atmosphere.)
Leona: How did this happen in such a short amount of time?
Lutious: I'm not sure myself. It happened so fast.
(Houses were also on fire, and many were collapsed due to this fact. No other people were in sight.)
Lutious: The others must have fled to another era, if they were lucky enough to own a TeleSpace watch.
(Kagome was at her home taking a bath, washing her hair in peace and relaxation until a loud sound and patch of smoke appeared right there in the bathroom with her. She screamed with her lungs' greatest capacity and covered her breasts. A man emerged from the smoke and coughed. He seemed to have some kind of accent, like a hippie-ish style of speech, though he looked like a skater boy in a way. He had a TeleSpace watch around his wrist as well, which is how he got there obviously.)
Man: Whoa! Where am I? I just returned from the hippie days, yo. It was awesome! But now I'm here…
(He looked over at Kagome in confusion, as if he'd never seen the situation before.)
Man: Are you…taking a bath?
Kagome: Yes! Now get out!
Man: Pssh! Who takes baths anymore? That's like totally old school, yo. Where's your Germillator?
Kagome: Get out of my bathroom Freak!
(She threw a shampoo bottle at him and hit him in the head.)
Man: Ow! What the hell? Why are you reciting the Freak? I'm not for relative marriages. How do you know if we're even related?
Kagome: What on earth are you talking about?
Man: The Freak was an act passed in 2071…
(He could tell that Kagome was still confused, and his tone switched to a more serious one.)
Man: (Sigh) Free Rights Engagement Act of Kinship. It's a stupid act really: designed so that relative marriages wouldn't be discriminated. Incest freaks.
Kagome: That's weird…Hey! Stop talking to me and get outta here!
Man: Fine. Fine. Don't twist you titties in a knot.
Kagome: What! Eww!
(The man pressed a button on the watch and teleported out of the bathroom, leaving behind more smoke. Kagome's mom ran in the bathroom in a concerned manner.)
Kagome's mom: Kagome, are you all right? I heard a lot of noise.
Kagome: Yeah. I just…saw a spider, that's all.
Kagome's mom: Oh, okay honey.
(Her mom looked around at all the smoke.)
Kagome's mom: You should really watch how hot you get your water, honey. I can barely see in here.
(Now, back with the year 3000, Lutious looked around in shock, yet Leona closed her eyes and appeared to be concentrating.)
Lutious: Leona?
(Leona signaled silence and he stared at her questioningly, thinking about groping her. After a few seconds of this silence, her eyes flew open in a worried manner.)
Leona: No way! He can't be!
Lutious: What? Can't be what? Who? Is this "who" a she?
(Lutious seemed to have a perverted thought and Leona rolled her eyes.)
Leona: You have a short attention span, don't you? Either that, or you just don't listen well.
(She pulled him over toward her by the wrist with the connecting bracelet that linked their souls.)
Leona: Did you forget that you're with me now?
(Lutious looked at his bracelet.)
Lutious: Oh yeah. Heh.
(She stood close to him charmingly.)
Leona: At least you're cute.
(She attempted to kiss him and he stuck his tongue out in a flirty manner before she reached his lips.)
Leona: (Laughs) Lutious!
(She tried to kiss him again and he teased her the same way. She playfully shoved him with a smile on her face, and as he came toward her to kiss her, she became serious again upon a remembrance.)
Leona: Oh no! I forgot! I have to tell my sisters what's going on!
(Leona pressed the button on her watch and hurriedly poofed away, leaving Lutious in the patch of smoke.)
Lutious: But… (Cough) But I don't even know! (Cough) Leona! Wait! What's going on?
(He pressed the button on his watch as well and followed Leona. Overhead, the air became gloomier as he left the era. It was as if a malevolent shadow hovered over the broken village, seeking out any people in the area. Meanwhile, back in the Feudal Era…)
Inuyasha: What's this about an evil force taking over the year 3000 or whatever?
Hiei: I don't know. I don't live there.
Inuyasha: Don't you live in Kagome's era too?
Hiei: That would be the year 2005.
Inuyasha: Oh… Eh, same diff.
Shippo: I wonder when Kagome will be back.
Karasu: You know, you annoy me by asking that every five minutes.
Inuyasha: Everything annoys you at this time of the month.
Karasu: What did you say, big ass?
(Inuyasha looked at Karasu confused, and then looked back at his butt.)
Inuyasha: …Is it really that big?
(Miroku and Sango laughed at him, and Hiei snickered a small laugh, but Karasu's laugh was the loudest.)
Karasu: (Laughing) Man! Are you gullible!
Inuyasha: Whatever toothpick.
(Karasu looked down at her body.)
Karasu: Aww, toothpick… Am I really that small?
Hiei: No Karasu, you're not that small.
Inuyasha: What? Are you kidding? Just look at her.
Sango: Inuyasha! That's not nice.
Inuyasha: What? It's not like she's—
(He stopped when he saw her looking like she was about to cry. This made him feel guilty.)
Inuyasha: C-Come on now. I… I didn't mean that. You're not that small.
(Karasu glared at him, and in a matter of seconds she sent him flying back into the river with her telekinetic mind control powers.)
Karasu: Teaches you to mess with me, big ass.
Inuyasha: At least I have an ass!
Karasu: Ooh! That's it!
(Karasu jumped into the water and tackled Inuyasha, placing his head under the water, but he soon pushed her off. She found a fish in the water and caught it, slapping him across the face with it. This confused him as he raised an eyebrow at her.)
Inuyasha: Well I'll have to admit, that stings a little, but what's that supposed to do?
(Karasu turned away and walked the opposite direction in the water.)
Inuyasha: Where are you going? Are you too scared to face me?
(She turned back around as planned, once she was at a safe distance, and pointed her finger toward Inuyasha's direction.)
Inuyasha: That trick again?
(She smirked and pointed her finger higher, creating a shadow over Inuyasha from behind. When he turned around to see what it was, he saw the water standing behind him.)
Inuyasha: What the…?
(Off in the distance, Aang and his travel party were watching nearby. Kitara noticed the water standing up over the lake.)
Kitara: Are there water benders in this area?
Aang: It's not cold here. Why would there be? This is Japan.
Sokka: Maybe they decided to take a vacation.
Kitara: Let's go see who it is!
(As they flew overhead, they saw Karasu holding the water over Inuyasha's head. Inuyasha moved up a little, and Karasu just moved it back over his head.)
Kitara: Look! She's the water bender! (Points to Karasu)
Karasu: (Looks up) Huh?
(This distraction caused Karasu to lose her concentration and release control of the water. The water landed on Inuyasha and drenched him, creating a large wave that carried him away. Appa landed on the ground and let them off. Kitara ran joyously over to Karasu.)
Kitara: I can't believe it! Another water bender, here in Japan!
Karasu: Water bender? What on earth is that?
Kitara: You're… not a water bender?
Karasu: No. I'm a dragon demon.
Kitara: Demon? Aaahh!
(She ran behind Appa and peeked from behind him. Inuyasha came back soaking wet and saw the large bison, drawing his sword.)
Inuyasha: A demon!
(Appa made a confused sound and Inuyasha ran at him. Aang stepped in front of him.)
Aang: Hold it!
(Inuyasha stopped and stared strangely at Aang.)
Inuyasha: What are you? Are you a demon too? I don't sense your demonic aura.
Aang: Demonic aura? I'm not a demon. I'm the avatar.
(Aang was expecting a big surprise, but instead everyone looked puzzled.)
Inuyasha: Avatar?
Karasu: What's an avatar?
Sokka: How can demons be roaming around the year 2005?
Hiei: This is not the year 2005. This is Feudal Japan.
Kitara: Feudal Japan? How on earth did we get here?
(Leona came out from behind a bush.)
Leona: You must have got trapped in the TeleSpace's teleportation field as I left that year. Sorry.
Kitara: TeleSpace?
Sokka: I say this is all a dream. There is no such thing as time travel and there are no such things as demons roaming a place like this.
Aang: Come on guys. Think of all we can learn from these people.
Inuyasha: Now you're treating us like aliens.
(Kirara and Momo sniffed each other curiously.)
Leona: I'll take you back to your era. Stand next to me.
Aang: Momo! Come here.
(Momo left Kirara and hopped up on Aang's shoulder.)
Kitara: Hold on a second. (Looks at Karasu) How did you make the water do that then?
Karasu: Telekinesis. How else?
Kitara: Oh. That would explain it. Sorry to confuse you. Let's go now guys. We have to go.
(Kitara seemed a little disappointed that Karasu wasn't a water bender. Aang and his group stood next to Leona.)
Leona: I'll be back in a little bit guys.
(She pressed a button on the watch and they all poofed away in a patch of smoke.)
Shippo: What was that all about?
Karasu: What's a water bender? Water doesn't even bend! It's wet!
Hiei: I think it means simply controlling it to move as desired.
Inuyasha: To use as a weapon?
Hiei: Yes, something like that. I've heard of water benders, earth benders, fire benders, and even air benders.
(Karasu looked around confused.)
Karasu: How can you bend air? That's not possible!
Hiei: I don't want to even try explaining that.
Sango: Where are the water benders from anyway?
Hiei: They live in cold places.
Sango: Like Eskimos?
Hiei: Yes.
Karasu: And that girl thought I was an Eskimo? I hate the cold! There's no way I'm ever going to be a water bender.
(Hiei just looked at her strangely, and before they knew it, Leona returned to the Feudal Era.)
Leona: (Cough) I still hate that.
Karasu: Leona! You're alive!
(Karasu ran up to Leona and embraced her.)
Leona: I was just here a second ago…
Karasu: But you died in the battle with Naraku!
Hiei: Delayed reaction again. (Sigh) Leona, did you have something you wanted to tell us?
Leona: Oh yeah! You guys won't believe who's taking over the year 3000!
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Who is taking over the year 3000? Find out in the next chapter.----
Also, I do not own Avatar: The Last Airbender. I just thought it would be funny to have them show up at that time. Now that there's time travel, there's no telling who will show up now. XD