Chapter 3: FOOTBALL!!!
After Albedo was bored of watching Kirschwassers chasing his head up and down the throne room, he decided it was time to switch to a new game. So he blew the whistle which put the game to a halt, and when all the Kirschwassers were looking at him, he yelled, "NOW LET'S PLAY FOOTBALL!"
All the Kirschwassers ran out of the throne room and came back a few seconds later with some Kirschwassers dressed in padding and jerseys and wearing helmets that were a few sizes to big so that they kept falling off, and other Kirschwassers came out as the cheerleader squad (didn't see that coming did you?).
Before the game started, the squad started going through their cheers for their teams (there are two squads), and practicing their aerial moves, as the Kirschwasser jockeys warmed up by running into each other at high velocities.
Finally, after Albedo grabbed a lawn chair and sat down, he blew the whistle and from both sides of the throne room, the two teams charged at each other, running over each other, and bashing their skulls together to get the Albedo-head football. When one player from the Black team kicked the head from the start of the game, the Black teams' Kirschwasser cheerleaders began their routine of chanting while enthusiastically waving their pom-poms around,
"We will, we will…
beat you down, blow you up,
better watch out or we'll fuck you up!
We will, we will rock you!!!"
And while the White team was in the lead, their cheerleaders were chanting,
"I like winners and we can not lie,
you sore losers just can't deny,
when a big ass team makes ya shit yur pants n' shove it your face, you get blown away!"
And soon, rather than the attention being on the football field, the cheerleaders began their own game of trying to kill each other which turned into one huge cat fight, which Albedo didn't even try to stop, because 1, he'd be clawed up beyond regeneration if he even got near them, and 2, he enjoyed watching Kirschwassers beat the crap out of each other.