Kimberly hated Monday mornings with its jammed freeways and insane drivers battling it out over who drove in which lane. The honking horns, standstills, and obscene gestures that she saw flying all over the place were enough to actually make her happy to get to work; at least there she didn't have to worry about being run over by some idiot putting on her makeup during the morning rush hour.

Sighing as she spotted her overflowing inbox, she sank into her chair and took a small drink of her lukewarm coffee.

"I hate Mondays," she confided to her blank computer screen, then she was struck by a sudden thought. Her meeting wasn't until noon, she had all afternoon to do the paperwork, and she had been meaning to add a few of her own rules to Tommy's list……

21. When approaching and evil villain, make sure that your backup will actually back you up. (It was only once! – Billy)

22. Think before you act. There is a very fine line between heroic and stupid.

23. Always think to ask the new red ranger from outer space if he has someone lying around in a cyro chamber.

24. Don't poke people and say 'you're human!' It just annoys them. (Have you ever seen Andros annoyed? Not a pretty sight.)

25. Never, EVER, mess with a pink ranger and her hair. (Two words: Death wish!)

26. Never dis the tech guy; you never know when he might save your life. (Just ask Cam.)

27. Witty comebacks are an absolute must for a red ranger, but you must let the others get a few in occasionally, keeps team moral at a good level.

28. Evil rangers rarely stay that way… (How could you not know that by now?)

29. Who says fan clubs are a good thing? They're full of obsessed psychos who make you yearn for baddies you use to fight. (Cheer up Wes!)

30. Its not called hero worship, its call being a stalker. (Quit it! You're really starting to freak Tommy out.)

31. The dumbest, most harmless looking monster will be the one who comes the closest to killing you.

32. If somebody yells 'look out' it's already too late.

33. "Another One Bites the Dust" is not our theme song! (Stop it Jason!)

34. Don't tease the brainiacs, they are way smarter than you are and payback will be hell.

35. No, you cannot use the force! (Who do you think you are? Obi-wan Kenobi?)

36. Guys, you may outnumber the females on your team, but you will never win!

37. There will always be a love connection between two people on a ranger team. Some of you just don't know how to do anything about it. coughColeAlyssacough

38. If a ranger laughs kinda like this 'Muahahahahhahaha' assume they are evil and are going to try and kill you. (Right Tommy?)

39. Teleporting is a privilege not a right. We will make you walk if necessary.

40. After blowing up a monster, don't bother to celebrate…the bad guys almost always make it grow. (And please keep your victory dances to yourselves, nobody really want to see that!)

A/N There were so many great suggestions to chose from, keep 'em coming! Now, you know you want to press that little purple button and make me smile.